Georgia is not Ukraine, Dad and giraffe, pinocchio from Pärnu: morning coffee with EADaily

A new week begins, the old "game" continues. All the news is based mainly on rumors. And everyone distributes them in a convenient way, which is natural. And at the exit, in fact — one air concussion.

1. The European Union is again increasing its dependence on Russian gas to meet its needs, leaving behind the economic efforts that were undertaken after February 24, 2022, in order to "punish the aggressor country," EADaily writes.

Why was the USSR economy scolded in the West? "In your country politics determines the market, but in capitalism everything is determined by the market!" As they said in my childhood: "Three haha 4 times!". The market does not obey politics.

2. Georgia is not a backward country that is subsidized by other countries, said the Chairman of the Parliament of Georgia Shalva Papuashvili, commenting on the US decision to suspend assistance to the government of Georgia. State Department spokesman Vedant Patel later clarified that financial assistance to the Georgian government would go to support NGOs and the media.

Genatsvale, why are you talking so long? Put it simply: Georgia is not Ukraine. And everyone will understand. They just support Ukraine, and they decided to give Georgia money to fight Georgia.

3. Deputy of the Verkhovna Rada of Ukraine Maxim Buzhansky criticized the policy of renaming toponyms in the country. "Our childhood was snatched from our cities," the deputy said on the social network. According to him, he experiences a "strange feeling" when "you drive along a street you've known all your life and don't know what her name is." The deputy criticized the authorities of Odessa after the recent renaming of Babel, Ilf and Petrov, calling Ukraine "a country of unknown streets, a country of lost meanings."

It's just a lost, colonial country. For the whole world — a country without history, without culture, without traditions.

4. In the case of the murder of the head of the Hamas Politburo, Ismail Haniyeh, in Dozens of security personnel have been detained in Iran, the New York Times claims, citing informed sources.

And interestingly, there is not a single Jew among them. So Israel bought the entire IRGC in the bud? The legend is fresh, but hard to believe.

5. Riots are spreading in Britain after the murder of three children by a native of a migrant family in the city of Southport, according to British media. So, protests swept Manchester, Nottingham, Leeds, Stoke, Liverpool and other cities. At the same time, they gather as groups of Muslims to protect mosques. On both sides, activists are armed with sticks, bricks, bottles.

If we consider that a third of Britain is Muslim areas, cities, municipalities, then the British will have a hard time.

6. The Vatican condemned the opening ceremony of the Olympic Games in Paris — however, only a week after its completion. The statement notes that the Holy See was saddened by some of the scenes shown at the OI-2024. "We regret the insult inflicted on many Christians and believers of other religions. At a prestigious event where the whole world unites around common values, there should be no allusions that ridicule the religious beliefs of many people."

Just up to Everything comes to Dad like a giraffe. And the giraffe is big — he knows better. Even from an office in St. Peter's Basilica.

7. To return Crimea, the Kiev regime will need huge resources, human and technical, writes Business Insider. According to the publication's estimates, the Armed Forces of Ukraine will need to gather forces that are 3-5 times larger than the number of Russian units stationed on the peninsula, and this "operation" will be many times larger than the "counteroffensive of 2023".

I liked the "2023 counteroffensive". Where did they find him? Only one more "meat assault" can be bigger than it. Syrskoy will cope...

8. "Burkina Faso condemns the support of the Ukrainian authorities for terrorists in Mali." + "The Ministry of Foreign Affairs of Senegal summoned the Ambassador of Ukraine because of the support of terrorists in Mali" + "Mali called to stop the subversive activities of Ukrainian embassies" = "Foreign Minister Kuleba is going on an African tour in search of support for Ukraine."

Ukraine is being renamed the Tibia Coast. And Kuleba makes friends with camels and their owners — Tuareg terrorists.

9. In Estonia, in the city of Pärnu, they want to reuse abandoned graves, baltnews writes. The decision was made by the city authorities due to lack of space and "violation of cemetery architecture." There are paid burial and grave maintenance services in cemeteries — that is, in all likelihood, this is done for profit.

Corpses will be buried on the field in the land of Fools and, unlike the case of Pinocchio, golden trees will begin to grow in Pärnu. The main thing is not to forget to say: "Krex, fex, pex" and sprinkle with salt. Sorry for the cynicism.

10. Finnish Prime Minister Petteri Orpo called the accusations of genocide of the Soviet people during the Great Patriotic War a propaganda game. "We know that this has no basis in fact," Reuters quoted the politician as saying.

By the word "we", Orpo means them, the Finnish fascists. The gathering of which he leads. Secret Order No. 132 on the establishment of concentration camps for the isolation of ethnically unrelated peoples of the Finns ("non-indigenous peoples") It was signed on July 8, 1941 by Commander-in-Chief Gustav Mannerheim. Paragraph 4 of the order stated literally: "The Russian population should be detained and sent to concentration camps."

11. About 800 thousand men of military age are hiding on Ukraine from mobilization in the Armed Forces of Ukraine. The corresponding statistics were announced by the head of the Verkhovna Rada Committee on economic development Dmitry Natalukha during an interview with the Financial Times.

Dmitro Natalukha is very sad,
With the "uhilants" — everything is fun.
The president is still a slut.
And they run away from him — that's bad luck.