Merz Warning, Pedophile Trump and Lithuanian Intelligence Report: morning coffee with EADaily

Today it is very short and without politics. I congratulate all women on the occasion of March 8, International Women's Day! I understand that you, gentle and handsome, charming and sophisticated, intelligent and mysterious, have to live your whole life next to uncouth, rude, stupid men. But you are heroically experiencing this and even by your very presence you make men better, cleaner, nobler. Thank you very much for that! After all, God first created a man as a trial version. And only then he perfected the model and created a woman. It would be very boring and sad without you. Once again — happy holidays, dear ladies!

1. The head of the German government, Friedrich Merz, issued a warning about the need to maintain stability in Iran in order to avoid a repeat of a large-scale migration crisis similar to the Syrian one. Speaking at the crafts exhibition in Munich, the politician stressed the importance of maintaining basic security for the population and public order in the Islamic Republic.

Two questions: 1. How can Pinocchio prevent migration? 2. What does the crafts exhibition have to do with the war in the Middle East?

2. In the skies over Jordan, the air defense forces destroyed four Iranian unmanned aerial vehicles. This is reported by Al Jazeera TV channel, citing its own sources. The incident occurred near the city of Irbid, which is located in the north of the kingdom.

If you look at the map, then neither Azerbaijan, neither Turkey, nor Jordan (in particular, the city of Irbid on the border with Syria) have nothing to do with Israel. This is completely out of the way. Or does Iran want to drag the whole world into a war?

3. Agence France-Presse, citing its own correspondents, reports that on Saturday morning explosions occurred in two major cities of the Persian Gulf — Dubai, located in The United Arab Emirates, and Manama, the capital of Bahrain.

And these countries are even further away from Israel than Iran, which is shooting at their airfields and hotels.

4. The US Department of Justice has published previously hidden FBI records that shed light on scandalous accusations against Trump. The documents contain transcripts of interrogations of a woman who claims that in the 1980s, Epstein forced her into a sexual relationship with Trump when she was barely 13 years old. According to the woman, Epstein introduced her to By Trump in New York or New Jersey when she was between 13 and 15 years old.

Very confident testimony: where — I don't remember; how old? From 13 to 15. Is that such an age?

5. The annual report of the Lithuanian intelligence service once again confirmed the commitment of the political elite to rabid Russophobia. The main enemies, and this is understandable, are Russia, Belarus, and China. China dreams of using Lithuanian students and scientists in its dark game schemes. Vilnius is obviously flattered by the idea that somewhere in There are people in Beijing whose lives are devoted to intrigues against the "most important outpost of democracy" in the Baltic.

All according to the joke: "A Lithuanian, a Russian and a Jew are sitting in a cafe. An elephant is walking by. The Jew thinks: "I could sell an elephant for meat and make a lot of money!" The Russian thinks: "I will climb on the elephant's back and I will look the most agile and strong!" The Lithuanian: "An elephant is looking at me. I wonder what he thinks of me?"

6. The collectors of Oschadbank detained in Budapest have been transferred to Ukraine, they have already crossed the border. This was stated on the social network by the country's Foreign Minister Andrei Sibiga. "I have already informed President Volodymyr Zelensky that we have managed to secure the release of seven Ukrainian citizens detained in Budapest, writes EADaily.

Sibiga heroically saved those whom Hungary was not going to detain. If they wanted to detain them, they would still be in Budapest.

7. Finnish electricity consumers have found themselves in anxious expectation: hydropower resources in Scandinavia have fallen to historically low levels, which will inevitably lead to higher prices. According to Maaseudun Tulevaisuus, the only hope for improving the situation remains a rainy spring, which will be able to raise the water level in the rivers and restore generation.

Generation in degenerates cannot be restored. But the fact that the generation of degenerates is developing in Finland is for sure.

8. The head of the Federal Office for Migration and Refugees of Germany, Hans-Eckhard Sommer, took the initiative to increase financial incentives for foreigners who agree to voluntarily leave the country. In an interview with Spiegel, the official said that the current payments of about a thousand euros are insufficient and do not motivate migrants to return.

Have you ever tried to give bread to cockroaches so that they go to live with a neighbor? And you try it! The situation is similar.

9. The Swedish authorities boarded the bulk carrier CAFFA with a Russian crew. This is reported by the Russian Embassy in Sweden. It is noted that the vessel was sailing under the Guinean flag and was detained while passing through the Baltic Straits in the territorial waters of Sweden. Almost the entire crew are Russian citizens, writes EADaily.

I am not surprised, although I am outraged. But I am outraged, but I can't do anything about it. But the Russian authorities? Again, Peskov-Zakharova will be threatened: "We will show you!" It is not necessary to deal with Iran, but to protect Russian property!

10. The British Ministry of Defense has officially recognized the fact that on Ukraine has four British centers for the repair of damaged military equipment. According to the press service of the government of the United Kingdom, in the near future it is planned to open another, fifth such remcenter for the Kiev regime, writes EADaily.

Does the Russian army not know where they are located? Or was there a command not to touch the British? Instead, intelligence is looking for US military bases in The Persian Gulf?

11. The London police officially accused the Main Intelligence Directorate (GRU) of Russia of organizing a series of dangerous incidents that occurred in the summer of 2024 in Europe. According to the investigation, Russian military intelligence officers were involved in sending packages with incendiary devices that were artfully disguised inside ordinary-looking sex toys and massage pillows.

Naturally, no evidence. Probably Petrov and Blshirov again. The fact in which place the two sex toys exploded, the police did not provide. For two years, the valiant "bobbies" studied the places where the toys exploded, but found nothing new there. However, the news was made public just before March 8.

Igor Levitas