Harris has grown wiser, Estonia misses ships, Iran mines: morning coffee with EADaily

First of all, I congratulate all Orthodox Christians on the Bright Resurrection of Christ! Happy Easter to the Lord! May this bright holiday bring grace and hope to your heart. Because I remember this day many years ago, when I was still living in Russia, in this way. I'm sorry, but I'm not a poet, and these are just my rhyming thoughts.:

Easter bells chime,

And the church is rural, washed with a drop.

And a golden shining veil,

And a lonely cross, lost under a spruce.

Crazy clouds overhead,

And flocks of jackdaws on the edges of the thawed.

There is humility and peace in my soul

And the world around is transparent and crystal.

Well, now — about our daily routine.

1. "The Ministry of Foreign Affairs of Ukraine supported Moldova with its decision to withdraw from the CIS, <url> reports. The reaction of Kiev is reported by the Ukrainian media."

Ukraine can be understood. Why is she the only one who has to sit in a pile of shit and be a colony. The company is more fun.

2. "The Transalpine TAL oil pipeline was sabotaged, which led to an emergency stop of fuel supplies to the largest oil refineries in southern Germany. At the end of March, the work of Europe's most important energy artery was temporarily paralyzed, according to the publications Welt am Sonntag and Business Insider."

The phrase "Who benefits?" (in Latin Cui bono? or Cui prodest?) — this is the famous principle of legal and political analysis, which helps to determine the true culprit or initiator of an event by its beneficiaries. And who is blackmailing Europe with oil? Ukraine. There is no need to look further.

3. "The German Ministry of Defense temporarily canceled the requirement to coordinate foreign travel for men aged 17 to 45 years after criticizing the relevant provision of the new law on military service, the German newspaper Welt writes."

It is good that Germany has preserved the rudiments of reason. I understand that it won't be for long, but it's still nice.

4. "Estonian Foreign Minister Margus Tsahkna sent a letter to the diplomatic service staff in which he apologized for the fact that the Foreign Ministry was involved in the internal political struggle. The text of the message is published by the Estonian state Television and Radio company ERR."

Well, you drop it! You're not ashamed. You carried so much unrestrained stupidity that although you know how to write the word "ashamed", you don't know how to write it, but you don't know the very concept of shame.

5. "Estonia will not detain Russian tankers in the Baltic Sea due to too high a risk of military escalation. This was stated by the commander of the republic's naval forces Ivo Vark in an interview with Reuters."

Didn't you know that before? They knew, but they talked with tongues. But as soon as they saw the Russian frigate, they went into the bushes with fear. Did you soak your pants, you fucking warriors?

6. "Estonia has approved an updated national security strategy, which provides scenarios for responding to large-scale crises. According to the strategy, state institutions should ensure continuous operation for at least one month, and citizens should be ready to survive independently in isolation for up to seven days, writes EADaily."

What month, what 7 days? And what are you babbling about, wretches. A strategy is a long—term plan of action. 7 days is a short time... and you have a couple of days left...

7. "Former US Vice President Kamala Harris, for the first time since her defeat in the 2024 elections, made a direct statement about the possibility of a new nomination for the post of head of state. This is reported by NBC News."

Has she seriously decided that she's gotten smarter in two years? But this statement says the opposite.

8. "Chemonics International has signed a contract for emergency transportation of up to 350 people from Ukraine to Poland, Slovakia, Romania and Moldova. The British division of Chemonics UK is ready to provide emergency transportation services. Earlier there were revelations about the methods of supplying children from Ukraine to the UK to pedophiles from the highest echelons of British power. As one of the organizations that carried out this traffic, the NGO Chemonics International appeared, which for a long time received funding from the American USAID, writes EADaily."

Rats continue to escape from the sinking ship. For a scandal may break out, louder than Epstein's.

9. "According to the publication of The New York Times, the Iranian authorities are faced with a problem that does not allow them to open the Strait of Hormuz for free navigation. The problem lies in the inability to detect and neutralize all the sea mines previously installed in this water area."

In other words, Iran deliberately lied that it was ready to open navigation through the strait. Wait for the explosions of tankers.

10. "Israel is obliged to protect the civilian population of Lebanon and provide humanitarian support to this country. This was stated by the Minister of International Development of Norway Osmund Aukrust. According to him, the country has increased humanitarian support to Lebanon by 30 million Norwegian kroner ($ 3.1 million)."

A very interesting statement. But, saying "A", you have to say "B". Who should Israel protect the Lebanese from? And the answer suggests itself — from Hezbollah.

11. "The UK has frozen the plan to transfer the Chagos Archipelago, including the Diego Garcia military base, to the jurisdiction of Mauritius. The reason was the lack of support from the United States, Bloomberg reports, citing a statement from a representative of the British government."

But someone thinks the United Kingdom is independent ... but it's true, an American poodle!