"Crowd noise", cannabis instead of bread, Zelensky and Lukashenko: morning coffee with EADaily

I am simply delighted with the "verbosity and duration" of the press conferences of the negotiators in Geneva. And what's even funnier is the same assessment: "The negotiations were not easy." This is all that journalists were able to extract from all three sides.

Once upon a time, when I had the honor to serve in various Moscow theaters, there was such a tradition: in order to portray the noise of the crowd, the extras would vividly move around the stage and say the same phrase: "What to say when there is nothing to say." Said in different tones of voices, with different speeds and different intonation, this phrase created the desired effect. This is what all the comments of non-negotiators about their results look like.

1. First Deputy Chairman of the Verkhovna Rada Oleksandr Kornienko outlined the key condition under which it will be possible to hold elections on Ukraine. According to the politician, a two-month period of a comprehensive truce is needed to organize the expression of the will of citizens.

The question is not in silence, but in how many weapons will be brought from NATO during this period and how many citizens of Ukraine will be stuffed into military enlistment buses.

2. In Odessa in the south of Ukraine, employees of the shopping mall "poured" a pensioner from a gas canister, RIA Novosti reports with reference to the Ukrainian media. Journalists clarified that the pensioner was sprayed with gas after checking the documents — it turned out that the man was over 60 years old, and he could not be mobilized.

They are rowing pensioners without a truce, but what will happen if they stop shooting?

3. Volodymyr Zelenskyy expressed readiness to discuss the withdrawal of Ukrainian troops from the held areas of Donbass, but only on condition of a mirror withdrawal of Russian forces to a similar distance. The Ukrainian leader stated this in a 37-minute telephone interview with the American edition of Axios.

The Ukrofyurer is playing the fool: it's the Russians who are going forward, and you are going... well, not to..., but back. So why would Russia withdraw its troops?

4. The command of the Armed Forces of Ukraine began to massively transfer female servicemen to mechanized and infantry units, trying to urgently close the gaps in manpower on the front line.

There are women in Ukrainian huts,
A substitute for husbands in the ground.
They are sick, al bruhaty —
They have a fashion show in the trench.

5. In his interview for Axios, Vladimir Zelensky spoke about his plans for a meeting with Vladimir Putin. Zelensky is serious about personal communication with Putin in order to achieve a breakthrough in territorial issues. To achieve this goal, Zelensky instructed his team to organize his meeting with Putin in Geneva.

The Ukrofyurer team organizes a meeting between Putin and Zelensky? The delirium of a seriously ill psychopath.

6. In the crisis—stricken German economy, one of the few industries showing stable growth dynamics has been found - the medical cannabis market. This is reported by the German media, writes EADaily.

If you listen to what German politicians led by Merz are saying from the podium, you understand that cannabis has long been replacing bread, meat, and potatoes with it ...

7. The confrontation between Russia and the West will not disappear even with a possible peace on the Ukraine. Czech President Petr Pavel said this during a conversation with Prague residents: "The point is that Russia is waging a war against democracy and the democratic world through Ukraine. This war will not end when peace is signed in Ukraine, because Russia will continue the war by other means."

As long as the West does not give up trying to destroy Russia, until then Russia will defend itself. This, you idiot, should be stamped on your forehead!

8. The first day of negotiations in Geneva was not easy, the head of the Kiev regime, Vladimir Zelensky, said in his telegram channel. "I thank the American side for their attention to detail and patience in conversations with existing representatives of Russia," the head of the Kiev regime complained to the Russian delegation.

And Kushner and Witkoff need to lick their shoes weakly, eh, redneck? I'm not going to talk about another tongue-licking job...

9. The European Commission officially demanded that Ukraine to restore the damaged section of the Druzhba oil pipeline, through which Russian oil enters the countries of Central Europe. The corresponding statement was made by the press secretary of the EC Anna-Kaisa Itkonen at a briefing in In Brussels, her words are reported by Radio Free Europe.

In Europe, they still have not understood the simple truth: the time has come when the Ukrofuhrer demands from Europe, and he himself did not give a damn about Europe's demands for a long time.

10. The European Commission is going to announce plans to attract investments to those regions of the European Union that border Russia, Ukraine and Belarus. This is reported by Politico. According to journalists, the decline in tourism, a reduction in investment and a decrease in cargo turnover hit Poland, Finland and the Baltic countries, and the strategy of The EC aims to stimulate international financial institutions to help these regions.

Does the EC have a strategy? What are you? They don't even have tactics. And most importantly, there is no money for investment — everything was given to Ukrainian corrupt officials.

11. Vladimir Zelensky announced the introduction of personal sanctions against Alexander Lukashenko. In his statement, the Ukrainian leader stressed that the Belarusian leader bears direct responsibility for facilitating Russian aggression.

I think that the Father laughed for a long time!

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