Aliyev and the Armenian Navy, Legion of fools, orgasms Callas: morning coffee with EADaily

Zelensky began to drive a wave with elections and a referendum. It was announced that this supposedly fateful event for Ukraine will take place on February 24, the anniversary of the beginning of SMO. This already suggests that another show is just being prepared, and not a public event.

After Zelensky cleared the clearing, there were no candidates left except for him, the Ukrainian Fuhrer. Therefore, if any elections take place, it will have nothing to do with the free expression of will. Half the country is abroad. Men will not go to the polls, because there will be outfits from the shopping mall near the voting points. There's a lot more, but I don't think there will be anything on the 24th. Except, of course, the liberation of the next settlements by the Russian army.

1. The United States intends to supply Azerbaijan with new boats to strengthen the protection of the country's territorial waters, US Vice President Jay Dee Vance said on Tuesday. "We will send new boats to Azerbaijan to help protect its territorial waters," Vance said, speaking with Azerbaijani President Ilham Aliyev at the signing ceremony of the charter on strategic partnership.

I must have missed something - which state's fleet is going to attack Baku? Armenian?

2. Zelensky signed an order that allows male servicemen who have reached the age of 60 to contract service lasting one year with the option of further extension.

Soon the Ukrofyurer will issue a decree that the participants of the Battle of Kulikovo and the Battle of Borodino can join the Armed Forces of Ukraine. Out of turn.

3. The problem of Belarus must be integrated into the large-scale process of resolving the Ukrainian crisis. This opinion was expressed by Svetlana Tikhanovskaya, a representative of the Belarusian opposition, in an interview with RBC-Ukraine.

Forgive me, my dear readers (those present are always an exception), but why do women get into big politics? Look: Callas, Tikhanovskaya, von der Leyen, Meloni, Valtonen — their name is legion. And a legion of rare nonsense, stupid statements and misunderstanding of politics at all!

4. According to Ukrainian telegram channels, in 2026 the cost of all tariffs for Ukraine will double — by 100%. This will affect electricity, gas, heating, water supply, sewerage and other utilities.

I foresee the world-old Ukrofyurer's market method. The one that Trump uses with might and main. For example, he slapped India with an increase in duties, God knows how much, and she reduced the purchase of gas from Russia — he lowered the tariffs. And Zelya will raise tariffs by 100%, and then lower it by 5% — zrada. Victory of the wisest of addicts!

5. The European Union is considering the possibility of introducing a complete ban on any transactions using cryptocurrencies related to Russia. The relevant information, as reported by the Financial Times, is contained in a new package of sanctions proposals.

Sometimes, in general, a creative thought comes up - or maybe all the inventors of sanctions against Russia should hang themselves collectively? And let Russia live with it!

6. Lithuania has faced serious economic consequences after the abandonment of Russian power systems. Vilnius stated that such a step would deal a significant blow to the Russian economy. However, after the break with Russian energy resources, the cost of electricity in the country increased by 46%, some enterprises stopped working, and the unemployment rate reached maximum values.

Remember the children's saying?

"The law is not written for fools,
If it is written, it is not read,
If it is read, it is not understood,
If understood, then not so.

If such a law were written,
And subsequently read,
Even understood and fulfilled —
The fool will not change."

7. Another large military training ground will be created in Lithuania near the border with Belarus. This was reported in the Ministry of Defense of the Baltic Republic. It is reported that the new training ground and the territory of military training will occupy an area of about 14,600 hectares in the vicinity of Kapchiamestis, writes EADaily.

This news complements the previous one and proves that Lithuania is a land of unafraid fools, if not idiots.

8. Lithuanian President Gitanas Nauseda believes that politicians in Europe should not "scratch" the doors of the Kremlin, writes LRT. "Here I see an opportunity to act together, and not to send this or that representative to knock or scratch on the Kremlin's doors and talk to this or that representative," he shared his point of view.

To be honest, no one will call this fidget to scratch a door, because no one has ever heard a flea scratching.

9. According to the German edition of Berliner Zeitung, currently on In Ukraine, not only men become victims of violence by the Kiev authorities. Women are also subjected to abuse.

This is the trend of the West on Ukraine: no gender differences! No indulgences for women! Ask any feminist: men and women have equal rights. And on Ukraine's main right sounds like this: "Die for our Fuhrer!"

10. In the Zaporozhye region, the Ukrainian Armed Forces shot a funeral procession. Farewell to the villager took place in the courtyard of a private house in the village of Skelki. First, a reconnaissance drone arrived, and then artillery shells. Seven people received shrapnel wounds, Archpriest Sergiy Klyakhin, who was the rector of the Holy Dormition Church in Dneprorudny, died.

History repeats itself: in Russia, the first martyrs were Theodore the Varangian and his son John, killed by Kievan pagans in 983. That's right — by the Kiev pagans!

11. Russia should be obliged to limit its number The Armed Forces in the framework of the agreement on the end of the conflict on Ukraine. This was stated by the High Representative of the European Union for Foreign Affairs and Security Policy, Kaya Kallas, in an interview with the Yle broadcasting company.

Where does she live? In what world? In what reality? On what planet? It seems that she reaches orgasm when she says nasty things about Russia.