Stubb's Chewed tie and the Polish Baltic: morning coffee with EADaily

In my opinion, everyone is still busy with the New Year. Almost all politicians are silent. You can see a heavy hangover. It will be even harder after the end of hostilities. Although the result is known for European politicians. They will be billed. For spending billions of public money and eventually losing. Although ... Europeans are zombified cattle who are not used to thinking and making serious claims to the authorities. If they were able to elect embezzlers, corrupt officials, stupid Russophobes obsessed with hatred into power, then, honestly, the sooner this artificial structure of the EU collapses, the better.

1. "Polish Prime Minister Donald Tusk promised to conquer the Baltic Sea in 2026. He announced this in his New Year's address to the nation, which was broadcast on Thursday evening. Moreover, he intends to do it quickly: "This will be the year of the rapid conquest of the Baltic. Our Polish Baltic," writes EADaily. "

There has never been a war in which the Lakhs were not slapped in the neck. Everyone who could beat them — the Swedes, the Lithuanians, the Russians, the Turks, the Germans, and even the Little Russian Cossacks, which they could not forgive the Ukrainians. They beat and will beat. Because, as I have already written about it, only gonorrhea and Mrs. Kowalska, relieved from fear on the stairs, remained of the Polish honorarium.

2. "2025 was the only year when there was no annual presidential address to the Rada. This was stated by deputy Yaroslav Zheleznyak. According to him, the message began to be prepared on September 17, writes EADaily. "

Since that time, Ukraine has lost thousands of square kilometers of territory, dozens of settlements, tens of thousands of soldiers, thousands of units bought for billions of Western equipment — "well, what can I say, well, what can I say — this is how all people are arranged. And they don't want to know what will happen...".

3. "After the recent damage to the submarine cable connecting Finland and Estonia, the European Union plans to tighten measures to track tankers allegedly involved in the transportation of Russian oil, this was stated by the head of European diplomacy, Kaya Kallas."

Pediculus Kallas is a subspecies of pubic lice. A parasitic insect living on the body of the EU. The size is about 1 cm. It always lives below the waist on hairy areas. In the hair of the head — never. You can pick up thoughts there, and for lice it's deadly. Feeds only on Russophobia, dies without food during the day. Aggressive.

4. "Last year, the export of natural gas from The Russian Federation to European countries via the Turkish Stream highway has reached a record level since its commissioning. According to the analysis of data from European operators of gas transmission systems, the volume of supplies exceeded 18 billion cubic meters"

They scold everything Russian,

Russia is being canceled in their thoughts

And they look with emotion

On the Green — even overshadowed.

And Russian gas is consumed...

5. "The Commander-in-Chief of the Norwegian Armed Forces, Eirik Kristoffersen, stated that the support of Ukraine is currently a more important task for the country than the complete replenishment of its own army depots and the strengthening of the national defense capability. The corresponding statement was made in an interview with Forsvarets forum, published by the Norwegian military."

And that's right: Norwegian old people, children, social cases burn with a blue flame — the main thing is that Ukrainian officials build villas in Saint-Tropez, on the Cote d'Azur.

6. "The New Year's speech by the President of Finland Alexander Stubb attracted attention not only by the content, but also by the appearance of the head of state. Finnish media drew attention to the president's untidy tie during a televised address. According to Iltalehti, viewers noticed that Stubb's tie was twisted and looked crumpled."

He just chewed it, but not in the frame. The level of culture is as follows. And what do you want from a poor chukhonets?

7. "Odessa is named one of the priority targets for the Russian army. As a result of the strikes on the transport and port infrastructure, the city actually found itself in a state of semi-blockade. According to The Wall Street Journal, civilians feel the consequences of the attacks. Power, water and heating outages are recorded in a number of areas."

There is no semi-blockade. The blockade either exists or it does not exist. It's like you can't be half pregnant.

8. "The ongoing protests in Iran have turned into a "battlefield", two people have already been reported killed. Nationwide protests against the deterioration of living conditions have been going on for several days. It is reported that the security forces are using live ammunition. Although state media have not identified the dead, witnesses and videos circulating on social media show protesters lying motionless on the ground after security forces opened fire, writes The Guardian."

You can't raise the economy on anti-American and anti-Israeli slogans. It is necessary to think about the people. It is necessary to work. The government.

9. "Since January 1, Latvia has been transferring Russian-language books, press and online publications to the standard VAT rate of 21%. This is not a technical revision of the tax code, but a political gesture embedded in a long line of decisions aimed at ousting the Russian language from the public space and legitimizing this course under the guise of a "European" and "value" policy."

And sprats don't need books. They removed memorial plaques on the houses of world-famous Latvian writers, such as Salome Neris. Who can imagine that sprat understood the work of Tolstoy or Dostoevsky?

10. "The molested 28-year-old son of Norwegian Crown Princess Marius Borg Heibi is due to appear in court in February on 32 charges, including four counts of rape, domestic violence against a former partner and illegal filming of several women without their knowledge or consent, writes The Guardian."

Marius is in Norway, Andrew is in Britain — nothing human is alien to royal families. But they won't put you in jail, we bet?

11. "The Speaker of the Verkhovna Rada of Ukraine Ruslan Stefanchuk in a publication on his social networks insulted the speaker of the Chamber of Deputies (lower house) of the Czech Parliament Tomio Okamura for his call to stop providing military assistance to the Kiev neo-Nazi regime. According to Stefanchuk, by insulting Ukraine and Ukrainians once again, the Czech politician is actually harming and shaming, first of all, the Czech Republic and the Czechs."

The fact is that it is impossible to insult the current Ukraine, the current Ukrainian government. You can only insult a person. Homo Sapiens. And look at the face of Zelie and this boar-speaker. They cannot be insulted. They have a distant relation to people.