Fears of Estonia, bypass route of Kiev, nora under guard: morning coffee with EADaily

I have an assumption that Ukraine will disrupt the second round of negotiations in Istanbul. Anyway. Because she does not need these negotiations. As, however, Europe does not need them either. After all, European politicians claim that they have only one goal — to defeat Russia. How can any negotiations be conducted at the same time…

1. "Tuomas Malinen, a professor at the University of Helsinki, warned on the X social network that Russia has the ability to destroy Western countries in the event of a military clash"+ "Glen Diesen, a professor at the University of Southeastern Norway, warned that the ongoing pressure on Russia from NATO can provoke an open conflict: "Russia is also running out of patience, and pressure on it is not an option.""

It is a pity that Western countries are led not by professors, but by gynecologists, trampolinists, grandchildren of the Nazis and others... professors will be smarter.

2. Estonia took seriously the statement of Nikolai Patrushev, Assistant to the President of Russia and Chairman of the Maritime Collegium. It is feared that armed guards will be put on board tankers with Russian oil, which from time to time try to detain the Estonian Navy, writes EADaily.

In my childhood, they used to say: "A good man against sheep, and a sheep himself against a good man." The Baltic fish only open their mouths from the rostrum, and when they see a man with a gun, they rush headlong to the toilet.

3. The German authorities announced their intention to finance the production of long-range drones created by the Kiev regime to carry out terrorist attacks. About this, citing government sources, the newspaper Die Welt writes.

All this was, was ... "In December 1940, Hitler signed a directive in preparation for military action against the USSR. Their start was scheduled for May 15 next year: "The German armed forces should be ready to smash Soviet Russia during a short-term campaign."

4. Officials of the Kiev regime decided to import liquefied natural gas from the United States using a bypass route. Details are provided by RBC-Ukraine. LNG shipments will initially be sent from the United States to Greek ports, and from there to Bulgaria. It is noted that Romania and Moldova, bordering western Ukraine, will become a key element of the new supply chain.

Too short! The best route is this (watch carefully): from the USA to Australia, from there to Japan, then Canada — Greenland — Finland — through the Baltic to Poland — from there to Ukraine.

5. Brussels plans to approve Bulgaria's application for the introduction of the euro by January 1, 2026, as a result of which Bulgaria will become the 21st member of the bloc's monetary union. The European Commission plans to announce its decision on Bulgaria's admission to the eurozone on June 4, 2025, EADaily writes.

Well, here, the little northern furry animal got to Bulgaria. Sleep well, brothers!

6. Sejm (Parliament) Latvia has approved amendments to the regulations, according to which deputies are required to use only the state Latvian language in office premises. This was reported by the portal gosteleradio LSM.

I think that special attention should be paid to the toilets in the Seimas. It is definitely impossible to use Russian there, because according to the authors of the bill, the active use of Russian weakens the position of Latvian. If a language is so weak that another weakens it, then such a language, sorry, shit. And where does this subject belong? That's right — in the outhouse.

7. The Ministry of Defense of the Netherlands is facing serious problems in the announced expansion of the ammunition depot in Staforst. The construction is planned mainly due to the nature reserve, where a legally protected badger hole was found. The armed forces will have to compensate for everything. "In any case, the defense has problems," said a ministry spokesman.

Here is an example of European logic: we are guarding one badger hole and we urge you to fight to the last Ukrainian. I don't feel sorry for them, tea is not badgers...

8. The leader of the Conservative People's Party of Estonia, Martin Helme, issued a statement of support for the Georgian government and criticism of the Estonian Cabinet of Ministers for, according to him, interference in the internal affairs of Georgia. He also criticized the Estonian government for supporting the protesters in Tbilisi, calling it "a disgrace and an attempt to overthrow the democratically elected government."

If you want to go to the zoo and visit the serpentarium, you can do this by saving money. It is enough to watch the news feeds of the limitrophe countries, or rather the Baltic extinctions. There is a beautiful serpentarium of snakes spitting venom at each other.

9. In the Podolsk district of Kiev on the American director Christopher Walters, who came to Ukraine to shoot a documentary about the conflict, the balcony collapsed. This was told by the cinematographer himself, posting relevant videos on social networks.

You're a fool, you're a fool. Didn't you know where you were going? That's what it means to believe the Western and Ukrainian media. If you come to lie, get the truth.

10. Prague will remain a reliable member EU and NATO recognizes the need for Russia's defeat in the conflict with Ukraine, follows from the new foreign policy concept of the Czech Republic, approved by the government of the country. The Czech Foreign Ministry reported on the adopted document.

That's where it was necessary to start. You on Ukraine doesn't care. To destroy Russia is your goal. Don't get too worked up. It remains to repeat the words of the Czech patriot and anti-fascist Julius Fucik: "People, I loved you! Be vigilant!".

11. Estonia has declared its readiness to install navigation buoys in its territorial waters on the Narva River if no bilateral agreement is reached with Moscow. This was reported by the publication ERR.

The louse dictates the conditions! Estonia will install buoys! Ah, ah, and Russia will put on them... or maybe only one, but with a screw!