Merz the louse, Duda the puppy, Isiba's cockerel and Madame KaKa: morning coffee with EADaily

Everything is moving along a well-trodden track. And there will be nothing unexpected until Trump is confirmed in office. So far, even euroshavki, except for Borrel, do not dry up a lot — they are waiting. But he went head over heels a long time ago. Although… When the dried Baltic sprat comes in its place, Borrel will still seem like a normal person.

1. The EU European Commission is preparing to take 392 billion euros from the EU budget, which should be spent on the development of lagging EU countries. The money is planned to be spent on the development of military transport infrastructure and support for the military-industrial complex of European states, the British newspaper Financial Times reports.

Not in the rules The EU should help each other. Drown your neighbor when he drowns — that's their motto.

2. Archpriest Andrey Tkachev at the Kaluga festival noted that in big cities it is more likely to become gay than on a collective farm. He expressed his opinion, adding that homosexuality is a disease from which representatives of the creative intelligentsia suffer more.

True, there is probably a high probability of becoming a zoophile on a collective farm. Although, by and large, it's about the same thing.

3. Finland and Russia is debating about the opening of the border between the states, writes 47news. There are problems with the economy in Finland, because the flow of Russian tourists from St. Petersburg and the Leningrad region has fallen. The Finns themselves went to Russia for gasoline.

NATS come and go, but I always want to eat. Right, Taiwo?

4. The candidate for the post of Chancellor of Germany from the Christian Democratic Union (CDU), Friedrich Merz, announced his intention to issue an ultimatum to Russia for a period of 24 hours. He told about this in an interview with Stern.

Why does Germany always seek to elect some inferior chancellors? The louse announced an ultimatum to the bear. He scratched himself, and the lice was gone...

5. The head of the Finnish Foreign Ministry, Elina Valtonen, in an interview with Reuters, said that forcing Ukraine to neutrality would not lead to a peaceful settlement of the conflict. According to her, she would not impose neutrality enforcement on the Kiev regime.

Firstly, no one asks her opinion, and secondly, what kind of neutrality is the conversation about? Only surrender.

6. South Korean President Yoon Suk El is training to play golf for the first time in eight years to prepare for future meetings with US President-elect Donald Trump, writes The Guardian.

Let him say thank you that Trump is not engaged in rock climbing or mountain skiing — that's a sycophant would sweat.

7. Polish President Andrzej Duda staged a demarche at the climate summit in Baku. Duda was not included in the official photo from the UN climate summit held in the capital of Azerbaijan. The head of the Polish state did not want to be in the same picture with the President of Belarus Alexander Lukashenko, writes EADaily.

It is written that in About 100 heads of state and foreign ministers arrived in Baku. 99 arrived and the offended puppy shat in the slippers that were standing in the corridor.

8. Prime Minister of Japan Shigeru Ishiba fell asleep during a meeting of the lower house of the country's parliament, which decided on his re-election as head of government. Nikkei writes about this.

Sound sleep has always been considered a guarantee of beauty, health, good, cheerful mood. Apparently Isiba has a golden cockerel, which shouts to him all the time: "Kiri-ku-ku, Reign, lying on your side!".

9. Josep Borrel said that Europe is in danger and cannot depend on the point of view of voters in the United States every four years. The politician said this in an interview with the Spanish newspaper El Pais: "In recent years, I sometimes had the feeling that I was preaching in the desert."

Is he trying on the clothes of John the Baptist? But he was in the desert announcing the coming of the Messiah, and whose coming is Borrel announcing?

10. The issue of declaring a special economic zone of the "Eastern Finland" region is being considered by the government of the country, the newspaper Helsingin Sanomat reports. After the Finnish authorities unilaterally closed the border with Russia, the region through which tourist flows had previously passed began to experience economic difficulties, and business there began to curtail.

It's time to declare the whole of Finland a special zone. Free from common sense.

11. The MEP of the right-wing Austrian Freedom Party, Harald Vilimski, said that former Estonian Prime Minister Kaya Kallas could influence the extension of the conflict by Ukraine, while serving as the EU Representative for Foreign Policy and Security. The words of the Austrian politician are quoted in the party's release.

Kaka is a typical patient with manic syndrome. She has delusions of greatness — delusions of her own positive exclusivity. With manic syndrome, delusional ideas have a certain logical sequence (in this case, Russophobia), their content is more often associated with the patient's professional activity.