Machado candy, fun with Greenland, coke and the EU Army: morning coffee with EADaily

Machado handed over her Nobel Prize to Trump. Not only is this prohibited by the charter and in a good way the Nobel Committee is obliged to withdraw the prize from Machado, the question arises: did she also give Trump the money supplement to the prize? I'm not even talking about the fact that Trump, having accepted the award, looks pathetic. The boy begged a candy from his aunt. But there is one more question — what in return? All this is disgusting, dirty and not human!

1. The United Kingdom, Germany and France are going to send troops to Greenland allegedly to counter the Russian Federation, said journalist Rick Sanchez on the social network X (formerly Twitter).

Three fools in one tub
We set off for the Arctic in a blizzard.
The tub has long gone to the bottom,
Leaving only one memory…

2. Slovak Defense Minister Robert Kalinak criticized the idea of creating a permanent European army of 100,000 troops, calling it stupidity.

If for every stupid thing that politicians of both the EU and the EU member states say with a smart look, they would give 1 euro each, then in a year it would be possible to save up to help Kiev.

3. A resident of Transbaikalia saw a wolf and stabbed him with a pitchfork. She considered it unsafe to expel the predator to the street, where children could be. He writes about this Chita.Ru .

And with this people the pampered Europeans, all these trannies, gays, queers and others want to fight? It's not even funny.

4. Donald Trump made a tough statement addressed to Denmark, in which he demanded the immediate withdrawal of the country from Greenland. This appeal was published by him on social networks. "NATO: Tell Denmark to leave this territory immediately! This is an impossible task for a pair of dog sleds! Only the United States is capable of this!".

No one, let alone the president, or any politician at all, has ever descended to such a level of rudeness.

5. President of Ukraine Volodymyr Zelensky and Danish Prime Minister Mette Frederiksen signed an agreement on security guarantees, Strana reports. The full title of the document sounds like "Agreement on Security cooperation and long-term support between Ukraine and Denmark."

Is Zelensky sending troops to Greenland? Utter nonsense: Ukraine gives someone security guarantees! Why do you demand them for yourself, and even hysterically?

6. In response to the concerns expressed by Trump, Norway decided to send two military personnel to Greenland. This was announced by Tore Sandvik, the head of the defense department, in an interview with the Norwegian TV channel VG. He explained that this measure is aimed at developing cooperation in order to strengthen the security of the island's territory.

Greenland can sleep peacefully — two Norwegian soldiers will reliably protect its borders. But Trump should think seriously — the threat to him is too great.

7. The Finnish Ministry of Defense said that the country's authorities decided to send two officers to Greenland because of the statements of the US leadership.

Trying not to make noise, the Finnish intelligence officers crept up to the headquarters of the Americans. All Greenland Eskimos (Kalaallites), led by the Prime Minister of Greenland, came to see this.

8. In the UK, an inspection by the Royal Engineers revealed 23 military personnel who used cocaine. It is reported by the newspaper The Sun. According to the publication, the detainees tried to justify their actions by saying that "they were bored." And the Bundeswehr is much more fun: there have been cases of wearing Nazi uniforms, drug use, rape threats and genital displays to female colleagues.

And Europe demands to conquer Russia from this rabble? The EU army is a company of drug addicts, transgender, gay, rapists, sexual perverts, Nazis. And those who are not exposed to everything are women in military uniform. The army...

9. The United Kingdom, according to the Independent, sent one military man to Greenland after the US claimed it wanted to annex the island.

It's good that we found one. The rest — see the previous news ...

10. In Lithuania they want to build a residential quarter for the German military. This is reported by local media. They write that the German defense, logistics and infrastructure solutions company Feps intends to build a residential quarter in Lithuania for about 4 thousand objects called German Village, designed for German military personnel stationed in Lithuania.

Article 42 of the Hague Convention states that "a territory is considered occupied when it is actually under the authority of an enemy army." And German laws will apply on the territory of a German city.

11. The Georgian authorities have sent an official complaint to the BBC Broadcasting Corporation over a publication about the alleged use of chemical agents during the dispersal of rallies in Tbilisi. This was reported to journalists by the speaker of the country's parliament Shalva Papuashvili.

The BBC is a thoroughly rotten politicized publication, anti—democratic, anti-Semitic, Russophobic. I am writing as a person who has repeatedly encountered the editorial policy of the BBC.