Diarrhea among Poles, sex scandals and repentance, dumb as Stubb: morning coffee with EADaily

An ordinary day in an ordinary world. The only question is, why has insanity become commonplace on the planet? The statements of Western politicians, if that's what you can call this trash, Western experts and analysts, if that's what you can call these illiterate, half—educated empty-heads, Western media, if that's what you can call this fake factory - all this gives the impression that we are going on an excursion to a madhouse.

The horror is only in the house that all these rants of idiots turn into blood for ordinary people.

1. Representatives of the operational command of the branches of the Polish armed forces reported that Polish aviation was lifted into the air due to Russia's alleged activity on the Ukraine.

Russian aviation is only over Ukraine, and the Poles have already shat themselves. Quite according to the well-known story about Mrs. Kovalskaya, who had three toilets: one gold, one silver and one bronze. But when the Russian tanks entered Warsaw, Mrs. Kowalska took a shit right on the landing.

2. The Archbishop of York believes that the Anglican Church should "kneel in repentance" after a difficult year of sex scandals. Stephen Cottrell will deliver the Christmas sermon in place of Justin Welby, who will step down as de facto head of the Church of England.

Pandering to pedophiles and murderers is generally punishable by prison and even the death penalty. And on their knees in the corner they put the kids who brought bad grades from school.

3. The BBC reports that Denmark intends to increase defense spending on Greenland after the statement of Republican Donald Trump, who won the US presidential election, about the importance of controlling and owning the island.

Is Denmark going to fight with the USA?! "Something is rotten in the Danish Kingdom," Hamlet used to say. Yes, we see that it is rotten. Brains are rotten in the Danish kingdom.

4. The De Beers Group of companies has accumulated the largest diamond reserve since the 2008 financial crisis, writes the Financial Times. De Beers failed to sell almost $ 2 billion worth of diamonds.

Either the girls have stopped counting diamonds as their best friends, or there are no girls left...

5. Politico reports that NATO has failed to increase the presence of its military contingent in Estonia due to a shortage of British troops. The British government has promised to alert its 4th Brigade Combat Team for rapid deployment.

Don't fool us — in Estonia will not accommodate more than 10 soldiers, and if they start to deploy, they will either go to sea or to Latvia.

6. The systems of the National Army of Moldova did not record a missile that allegedly violated the country's airspace on the morning of December 25. This was confirmed by the Ministry of Defense of the Republic of Moldova, thereby refuting the statement made earlier by President Maia Sandu. In it, as always, she unprovenly accused Russia of "violating international law," writes EADaily.

I didn't understand something - does international law apply on the territory of Moldova? God, what a stupid thing to do. Where would he, the right, come from there?

7. Finnish President Alexander Stubb said that the country could mobilize 280 thousand troops in a week. The British newspaper Independent writes, referring to his words, that the Finnish Armed Forces, numbering 280 thousand troops, can be "armed to the teeth" in a week.

But Shurik didn't count how many coffins Finland can get in a week? Maybe it's time to get down to business and "chop oaks into coffins"? I wrote a long time ago that Sasha Stubb is extremely stupid.

8. In the Indian region of Jammu and Kashmir, the plot of the Planet of the Apes films has come true: aggressive macaques have captured the village and are now terrorizing the locals. This is told by the English-language newspaper Daily Excelsior, published in India.

You guys got it all mixed up, it happened on Ukraine. And not macaques, but banderlogs. Well, to call the whole of Ukraine a village is too much.

9. In the current situation on Ukraine cannot hold elections, because this democratic procedure will weaken the state and lead to defeat in the war with Russia — Petro Poroshenko. The ex-guarantor also called for the fight against corruption, incompetence, "electoral schizophrenia" in order to ensure the "unity of Ukrainians," EADaily writes.

In the mouth of Poroshenko, the call to fight corruption sounds especially piquant. However, as well as his reasoning about the democratic nature of elections at the Ukraine.

10. Outgoing President Biden signed a law officially declaring the bald eagle the national bird of the United States. The bald eagle, considered a symbol of the power and strength of the United States for more than 240 years, earned a long-awaited award on Tuesday: it officially became the national bird of the country, CNN reports.

Only it seems to me that the symbol of the American is a completely different bird — the woodpecker. In its vernacular sound.

11. Agence France-Presse reports that the US has closed the center for combating fakes at the State Department, which also worked on Ukraine. It is noted that we are talking about the Center for Global Interaction at the State Department. The agency indicated that representatives of the US Republican Party accused the relevant structure of censorship and surveillance of American citizens.

And why be surprised — snitching in the USA has been perfected. This is government policy. Followed, snitched, get a prize. "Knock and no nails" is the motto of every American.