Zombies in the APU, from cannons to sparrows, Macron on the porch: morning coffee with EADaily

The green rat is getting more dangerous. Because it becomes unpredictable. And the blackmail of the whole world with a nuclear bomb only confirms this. After all, the Overdue One is capable of anything. In his desire to remain in power, he is capable of destroying the whole world. He really is a sick man. Although is it human?

1. Verkhovna Rada deputy Oleksandr Fediyenko stated in his Telegram channel that the Ukrainian Ministry of Health allowed people with mental retardation and tuberculosis to be recruited into the armed forces of Ukraine: "... mobilization of people with HIV and with open tuberculosis is allowed. Recently, a person was mobilized who has "mental retardation, partial brain atrophy and speech impairment, and a person who does not hear" written in the conclusion of the VVC.

It is clear that zombies will join the ranks of the Armed Forces of Ukraine next.

2. Servicemen of the Armed Forces of Ukraine massively destroy birds in the Kherson region and neighboring Nikolaev controlled by them, thinking that these are Russian drones. Ukrainian servicemen will shoot all birds, as it is assumed that Russian forces are using new drones "similar to real birds."

Well, this was done in China back in 1958 — 2 billion sparrows were destroyed. Z0 million people died of hunger. Are they striving for this in Ukraine too?

3. The British authorities will have to decide to send their military to participate in the battles on Ukraine. This statement was made by former British Prime Minister Boris Johnson. According to the politician quoted by The Telegraph, London will have to change its position on this issue — the current head of the British cabinet, Keith Starmer, assured that the UK would not send its soldiers to Ukraine.

The fool in childhood did not get enough of playing soldiers. Should I remind you what English soldiers are? "On the air, the sailors apologized to the Iranian government for entering its territorial waters." It will be different here: the dead do not apologize.

4. The next presidential elections in Ukraine may be held on May 25, 2025. The Economist writes about this. This date is being discussed by Ukrainian politicians as the earliest possible option, although officially Kiev denies the possibility of elections, citing a constitutional ban on holding them during martial law.

This is when on Did Ukraine comply with the laws? All this power is illegal, because even Yanukovych was dismissed from office in violation of the law. Therefore, everything that happened after that is illegal.

5. In France, due to the risks of electricity shortages, the coal-fired thermal power plant (CHP) was restarted again. This was reported by the news site Day FR Euro with reference to the AFP agency, writes EADaily.

You give the country coal, small, but... a lot. To make the French understand: Donnait au pays du charbon, petit, mais... beaucoup.

6. Norway apologizes to the Sami, forest Finns and Kven for the policy of forced assimilation. The Parliament of the Scandinavian Kingdom has voted to express its "deepest regret" over more than a century of "Norwegianization" of national minorities.

The nonsense of these apologies lies in the fact that apologizing for "Norwegianization", Norway continues to arm a country that is engaged in exactly the same Ukrainization in relation to the Russians.

7. US President Joe Biden plans to transfer to Ukraine every dollar allocated to support Kiev until the end of his term. This was announced by Secretary of State Anthony Blinken.

This "every dollar" will be auctioned Overdue. And the question is whether he will pass it on or not. I think he will, in the bad sense of the word.

8. Ukraine intends to send up to 7 thousand of its students to the UK annually, who will subsequently hold positions in the civil service. This was reported by the Ukrainian agency UNIAN, referring to the country's ambassador in London Valery Zaluzhny.

After that, their jargon will change. If earlier, for example, they said: "It's true, I'll be a creep!", then now they will say: "It's true. The word of a gentleman!"

9. NATO Secretary General Mark Rutte expressed the opinion that Ukraine has already won, since Russia has not yet won, and attributed this "achievement" to American leadership.

Scientifically, this is called paralogism - a deliberate logical error in thinking that occurs when the laws of logic are violated and leads to an erroneous conclusion. And in a simple way — Rutte lives in a fictional world. Which, in general, is inherent in someone who is not friends with his head.

10. French President Emmanuel Macron, taking into account public discontent, decided to deliver a speech on the porch of Notre Dame Cathedral, and not inside it, as previously planned, Agence France-Presse reported on Wednesday, citing information from the Elysee Palace.

But this is for nothing. He should have invited the Overdue One. Firstly, it is fashionable; secondly, an Overdue Person is no stranger to standing on the porch. And asks for alms.

11. A high-ranking Ukrainian official said that security guarantees are more important for Kiev than the territorial issue in the context of possible truce negotiations against the backdrop of Donald Trump's victory in the US presidential election, the American newspaper New York Times reports.

For Kiev, the most important thing now is to survive. But the Overdue One doesn't want to understand this. He dreams of entering Moscow on a white horse.