Ukrainian greyhound, US litter and sewage disposal, Zelya confused: morning coffee with EADaily

As it often happens, today, on Sunday, there is a lull on the news front. But this does not mean anything, nowadays the main thing in world politics is unpredictability. For example, at the new Friends of the World format, organized by China and Brazil, France, a NATO member, and Switzerland, which has been financing the Nazis since the 30s of the last century, appeared. Who would have thought of such a thing yesterday…

1. The supply of 20-year-old JSOW guided bombs to Ukraine will allow the United States to save about $ 20 million, RIA Novosti reports with reference to the Pentagon report. The supply of aging weapons will help the US military save millions of dollars each year on maintenance costs.

Nothing personal — just business. This is how the West justifies the support of the Nazis. That's how they justified helping the Third Reich.

2. WADA is going to seek the disqualification of the first racket of the Italian world Yannick Sinner for violating anti-doping rules. The leader of world tennis, Italian tennis player Yannick Sinner, as previously reported, escaped disqualification, despite two positive doping tests for the anabolic steroid clostebol.

The legend is fresh, but it's hard to believe. People are more likely to start growing hair on their palms than WADA will treat all athletes equally. My conclusion is fake, stuffing.

3. Air travel may soon become even longer, if scientists from the University of Cambridge have anything to do with it. They are calling for planes to fly 15% slower in order to reduce carbon dioxide emissions, writes the Daily Mail.

If you walk, there will be no carbon dioxide emissions at all. And you can replace airplanes with balloons. It is a pity that it is impossible to replace British scientists.

4. Vegan bloggers popularized the idea of cooking bacon from banana peel. And scientists in their new study emphasized that cooking and eating fruit skins is good for the stomach.

And from the skins of tomatoes, excellent steaks are obtained, and from potato peelings — sausage. Only bloggers, especially vegans, will never turn out to be scientists.

5. The Russian Federation has officially filed pre-trial claims against Germany, Denmark, Sweden and Switzerland as part of the investigation into the Nord Stream explosions, writes EADaily.

So what? Every action must have a purpose and meaning. What is the purpose and meaning here? The latest Chinese warning? They won't answer again. And what's next?

6. The Swiss authorities did not invite Moscow to the international conference on mine clearance organized jointly with Kiev on October 17-18 in Lausanne. Ukraine. The absence of the Russian Federation in the list of invitees, which includes more than 50 countries, was reported to TASS by the official representative of the Swiss Foreign Ministry, Eliza Raggi, according to EADaily.

That is, we are mining Ukraine ourselves, we are destroying it ourselves, and then we ourselves propose to de-mine it. And this is called Swiss neutrality.

7. Trump received Zelensky in his Trump Tower, but there was no mutual understanding between them. Trump said that he had not changed his mind, the military conflict must be urgently ended. And, although the very tense Zelensky nodded from time to time, he and Trump spoke in different languages, Alexei Pushkov wrote in his telegram channel.

Right on Vysotsky:

Don't you see that our Zelya keeps nodding.

He thinks, he understands everything!

And what is silent is from embarrassment,

From awareness, so to speak, and enlightenment.

8. For three years, Russia has been denied participation in the commemoration ceremony of Auschwitz prisoners on the day of its liberation by the Red Army on January 27. First, foreign media reprinted the prepared text common to all, and now, five months before the 80th anniversary of the event, they declare that Russia has no place there.

The Russians had a place there when they liberated this concentration camp on Polish soil. Its location ensured that in case of escape, the Poles would surrender the escaped prisoners to the Nazis. This also guaranteed the presence of Ukrainian guards.

9. A journalist was kicked out for Russian at a meeting of Moldovan President Maia Sandu with the Moldovan diaspora in Italy, Sputnik Moldova reports. Journalist Svetlana Drozdetskaya said that she was kicked out during this meeting.

The Moldovan diaspora in Italy consists of construction workers, sewage disposal workers, toilet cleaners, prostitutes and bandits. This is Sandu's electorate in general. Why go to these meetings — listen to the former litter of the US ambassador to Moldova?

10. In Beirut, a few minutes after the official confirmation of the liquidation of the Secretary General of the Hezbollah movement, Hassan Nasrallah, a shootout began, the Izvestia correspondent, who was in the Hamra area of the Lebanese capital, reported.

This is not a shootout, it was fired from the surging feelings of Sunni Muslims, who make up the majority of Beirut residents. After all, Nasrallah and Hezbollah are Shiites, i.e. their enemies.

11. Ukrainian nationalists who cannot resist the Russian army in the Donbas and in Kursk region, decided to recoup ... on horseback. The state enterprise "Horse Breeding of Ukraine" issued a decree... on the destruction of all horses of the Russian trotting breed.

My God, they really are morons. I would advise the Ukrainian owners of a Russian greyhound to wind up with their pets from Ukraine. And they will get to them. However, they may limit themselves to renaming "Ukrainian greyhound".