Descendants of the Ustashe, Vucic is a Trojan horse, Norwegians and a whale: morning coffee with EADaily

Believe me — I hardly got some news. It is understandable: today is Monday — a hard day. Yes, and the school year has begun…

1. The President of Montenegro, Jacob Milatovic, said that the country supported sanctions against Russia in order to coordinate its policy with the European Union. He noted that the decision was made despite the fact that in previous years 30% of revenues in the tourism sector came from Russian tourists.

It always seems to the serf that if he takes the initiative, trying to please the master more, then he will always be the master's favorite. Wait! They will be used and thrown out as product No. 2. By the way, in the USA almost no one knows what Montenegro is ...

2. Deputy Prime Minister and Minister of Defense of Croatia Ivan Anusic handed over to the Ukrainian side the keys to the Croatian-made DOK-ING MV-4 robotic system, RIA Novosti reports.

And what else can you expect from the descendants of the Ustashe? Ukraine successfully gathers around itself a team of descendants of Nazi henchmen.

3. Denis Chistikov, an employee of the Office of the President of Ukraine, said on television that the country's authorities were discussing amendments to the law "on collaboration activities." According to him, the reason was the lack of places in prisons. Chistikov said that in accordance with the current Ukrainian legislation, in Crimea "the number of people brought to justice will exceed 200 thousand people."

They are there, in the office of the Overdue One, they will get high on drugs and go crazy. Like those two fleas that turned out to be on the street in the cold, and one says to the other: "If I get rich, I'll buy a dog for myself."

4. About 400 thousand Ukrainians will leave the country before the end of the year due to light problems, Bloomberg predicts. "Many citizens still believe that power outages continue due to corruption," writes Bloomberg.

In general, this is wrong. There is no light, the TV does not work, the computer too — what to do? That's right — to make children. And then the population is decreasing. Soon there will be as many as in Baltic Extinctions.

5. Briton Christopher Paul Arthur White, a serial rapist, was granted unsupervised access to his daughter on the recommendation of an employee of the Counseling and Support Service of the Court for Children and Family Affairs (Cafcass). According to The Observer, the family court found White guilty not only of raping the child's mother three times, but also of the fact that in 2008 he was convicted of raping a stranger.

The Service worker provided the rapist with a buffet. Democracy — rape while you can, everything is included.

6. Serbia will not become Russia's "Trojan horse" in the European Union and will not promote Moscow's interests in the EU, Serbian President Alexander Vucic said.

And who will she be? Another traitor for American cookies? Or even for free, just because of the love of betrayal?

7. The reason for the delays in the supply of anti-aircraft missile systems (SAMs) to Ukraine from Italy was the holidays. This was stated by Italian Defense Minister Guido Crosetto: "I swear with Italian companies because I need to deliver to Ukraine has a Samp-T air defense system, and the Italian company that is supposed to put it in order closed for the holidays in August."

Everything is simple here — the people don't need these games of yours. This is for you, the ministers, just to let them fight.

8. The loss by Kiev of the F-16 fighter transferred to it is probably not related to the friendly fire of the Ukrainian Armed Forces on its own aircraft, the New York Times writes, citing two unnamed high-ranking US military.

It's a shame to admit that they trained monkeys who can't do anything. They will either break any equipment or destroy it.

9. The carcass of a beluga whale, which was suspected of spying for Russia because of a special harness and was named Khvaldimir in honor of Vladimir Putin, was found on Saturday off the coast of Norway, the Norwegian non-profit animal welfare organization Marine Mind reported.

Probably keith died of shame for the stupid Norwegian society, which saw him as a Russian spy. And in general, pay attention to how often animals die in the Scandinavian countries. Why would that be?

10. The president of the National Research Center "Kurchatov Institute" Mikhail Kovalchuk said that the West spends in psychiatric hospitals in Ukraine and Georgia is conducting the most dangerous experiments on the creation of biological and new chemical weapons. This is reported by TASS.

Why in hospitals? Let them start with the leaders. Two presidents are perfect for such experiments: The Overdue One and the French lady from the Pigalle dance.

11. The online store of the Estonian alcohol store Araxes sells vodka of Russian and Belarusian production, reports Rus.Postimees.

I think it threatens Estonia's national security. Through Russian totalitarian alcohol, dangerous thoughts penetrate the immature minds of Estonian consumers.