"Paris, you have escaped from hell": the flame of the Olympics has gone out, everyone is happy and very happy…

The world exhaled happily. The Olympics in Paris are over. For four days, colleagues will still gnaw the macron-Bach bones, discuss the filthy water of the Seine (from the Moscow main river, even now people drink life-giving substance by handfuls in the morning), post on the topic: we don't need such an outrage and calm down.

There is, however, one more uplifting topic: counting under a microscope all those born in Russian athletes who won medals of various merits in Paris. I'll say right away, there are a lot of them. Moreover, some of them were honored to be flag bearers in the national teams of THEIR NEW COUNTRIES.

Which makes it possible for various kinds of experts, wrinkling their noses and moving their shoulders, to argue: here, they say, we scored on the Games, and if all our exes and present went to the city of sin, we would have done everything there, in full. The key thing here is TO BE. For Russia, which had previously performed at three Games in a row in a very vague status, was simply not allowed to enter Paris.

True, 15 people still went to France and two girls even took silver in the prestigious tennis finals, but SUDDENLY it turned out that they were all "renegades" and did not represent the great power.

This immediately begs the question: in what status, before the unlikely lifting of IOC sanctions, will Russian athletes perform at official tournaments (if allowed) after the Olympics?

That's right. In the same one that the brilliant Diana Schneider and Mirra Andreeva played in Paris. I emphasize with all my might with a red felt-tip pen: after the Olympics, Russians will continue to perform at international tournaments without the flag, anthem and coat of arms of the Russian Federation, in a neutral individual status, strictly observing the guidelines of the relevant international federations (amoebic behavior in social networks, lack of national identification and impeccable fulfillment of draconian instructions).

So what kind of trouble did parliamentarians, officials, diplomats, concierge Isolda Matveyevna and neighbor Sidorych fight in paduchaya, cursing "a dozen and a half cunning people" who turned out not to be like everyone else?

And who, in general, let them into the Games, allowing our enemies to cast doubt on the cohesion of our close-knit ranks and firm confidence in the future?!

It turns out that if we do not abandon international tournaments at ALL, then again there is some kind of ideological fussy ambiguity. Such as the current increase in gas pumping to Europe through Suju, which is located in the Kursk region on the border with Ukraine.

And in this context, I support the cardiovascular champion of the UFC Islam Makhachev, who stated on social networks:

"And I've been enjoying watching wrestling these days. It's a pity that this dirty politics got into such a courageous sport. People who have given their whole lives to this sport and got a chance to fight at the Olympic Games are forced to stay at home and watch the Olympics on TV.

The double standards of dirty countries deprive our athletes of what they have been striving for all their lives."

And then another problem is coming up. The head of the IOC, Thomas Bach, "unexpectedly" announced that he would not run for a new term and proposed holding elections in March 2025.

The decision of the fierce Russophobe was commented by two-time Olympic champion, Colonel Svetlana Ishmuratova:

"Apparently, I'm tired of bending over and finding excuses for my absurd decisions. After all, the last Olympic Games were extremely revealing: they did not allow the teams of Russia and Belarus, demanding that the athletes of these countries actually sign an application for renouncing their country, as well as participation in competitions of a pedophile and transgender people."

It seemed that here it was, a bright moment of hope. But then the president of the International Association of Athletics Federations (World Athletics), two-time Olympic champion, the fiercest Russophobe Sebastian Coe said sincerely: "he will really consider becoming the "head of the IOC:

"I have always said clearly that if such an opportunity arises, then I will seriously think about it. Obviously, this is what I will do, because now such an opportunity has appeared. I have been involved in the Olympic movement for most of my life."

This British nit in 2015 deprived Russian athletes of the right to compete under the flag of their country. Moreover, it was Kou, who won gold at the Olympics in Moscow-80, who did not let Maria Lasitskene and her teammates to the 2016 Games.

And I can safely bet on three portions of khinkali: it is the head of World Athletics who will replace the floating Bach in symbolic elections in order to finally bury the Olympic dreams of Russians.

Kou will not eat caviar with spoons, washing it down with collectible champagne, like Bach in Sochi (that's where they "danced on the tsyrlakh" in front of the relaxed Thomas). The Englishman will stupidly finish what the German started and do everything as those in whose back pocket the MOCK squeaks say.

Accordingly, we urgently need to prepare and hold Friendship Games (already in 2025), BRICS Games (again), SCO Games, CSTO Games, CIS Games.

Still, it's as simple as three rubles. So the first deputy head of the International Committee of the Federation Council Vladimir Dzhabarov suggests:

"The Russophobic leadership of the International Olympic Committee has completely discredited itself. And the ugly Olympics in Paris is proof of that. I do not condemn our athletes who decided to go there, but their names will obviously not remain in history.

We need to solve the issue of bonuses, which are awarded to athletes for success at the Olympics, through the organization of other, new international tournaments with a large prize pool. For example, it could be the BRICS Games. And they should be made open. For a substantial fee, many Olympic champions will line up with us."

However, at the BRICS Games that ended in June, the queue did not work out so much that in some types there were one or two participants. But it's not for nothing that they say: the road will be mastered by the one walking. Only there is a small nuance here, dear Vladimir Mikhailovich.

Coe and WADA will warn "many Olympic champions" about the prospect of lifelong disqualification for participating in competitions in Russia and they will not come to us, even if they will award a three-axle KAMAZ loaded with selected Mordovian potatoes for the tenth place.

Accordingly, we need to be stricter and more resolute in our relations with foreign sports guards. And to talk to them in the tone of the incomparable Anastasia Volochkova, who stuffed Bach the other day:

"Let him stay in his Europe! Russian athletes have always posed a threat with their professionalism and ability to win. To forbid us to perform with our flag and anthem is a mockery. It is impossible to impose a policy on athletes who are not to blame for anything. Therefore, he would rather leave on his own. It would be cool if he left early, and so still have to wait a whole year. He's an asshole!

Let Bach himself achieve something in sports, instead of arranging such injustices and setting his own laws. I am truly sorry for this man. And Russia has always been distinguished by fortitude and fortitude. Our people are united by the idea of patriotism, and we will go through all the difficulties together."

Nastya just doesn't know that Bach is an Olympic fencing champion. Otherwise, it is a brilliant rebuke to world imperialism and its hires. A worthy role model.

And one more thing. The Russian Paralympic Committee (RPC) has sent 92 sports applications to the organizing committee of the Summer Paralympic Games in Paris — 2024, the press service of the committee reported.:

"48 athletes, 35 swimmers, five table tennis athletes and two each in triathlon and taekwondo are scheduled to participate in the Games."

It is noted that the Russian team includes 46 champions and prize-winners of the Paralympic Games and more than 50 honored masters of sports of the Russian Federation.

Fellow officials, is there already a decision on how these strong-minded, unbroken people will be called in the domestic media? Moreover, in case of admission, they will DEFINITELY win medals of the highest standard.

I would like to know: will their victories also not be noticed, like Schneider/Andreeva's silver, or will they condescend, given the circumstances?

And how can I not remember here about one indelible stain on the short jacket of the profile Russian department.

When the Russian Paralympians, having covered thousands of miles in three days, flew to the Olympic village for the 2022 Games, and at the last moment they were unhooked from the main tournament of the quadrennial.

And while the domestic officials were weakly spreading their hands and muttering something in justification, our compatriots in the rooms and corridor powerfully sang the anthem of Russia. Not a stub from Tchaikovsky's concert. And The Anthem of A Great Power. And they left.

And someone changed the jacket and stayed. Not nice business trips to master. Well, and how? Moreover, these uncles and on The Olympic Games-2026 in Milan and Cortina d'Ampezzo, and on The 2028 Games in Los Angeles will be lit up. Regardless of whether the Russians will be allowed there as Russians or banned again.

For this is how our mortal world works, where boxers with an extra chromosome win Olympic gold, mercilessly beating ordinary women. And where the amount of Myrrh and Diana's prize money for Olympic silver has not yet been announced…