Bargaining on Iran, partisan Sands, palm oil planes: morning coffee with EADaily

Still, there is a very small hope that the current conflict in the Middle East is coming to an end. Now begins, as is customary in the East, the most important thing is bargaining. Since there are oriental, Persian traders on the one hand, and an American trader on the other, the bargaining will be fierce and difficult.

No matter how it ends, both sides will declare themselves winners. Iran — because it resisted and seriously, the United States — because it destroyed a significant part of Iran's military infrastructure. As usual, Israel will be the loser. Firstly, because the United States will betray him, as they betray everyone with whom they are "friends", and secondly, because Iranian missiles have damaged many cities throughout his territory.

1. A NATO delegation headed by the Supreme Commander-in-Chief of the bloc's armed forces visited Kiev, the participation of the Ukrainian military in the alliance's exercises as a conditional enemy was discussed. This was announced by the deputy head of the office of the President of Ukraine Pavlo Palisa, writes EADaily.

I have, in principle, one question, no, sorry, two: how many times in The military and political leaders of the countries waging war against Russia gathered in Kiev, and why have they never been hit? Is this gouging or what? There is no answer...

2. NATO Secretary General Mark Rutte appealed to US President Donald Trump with a request to show understanding in providing support to the Alliance's allies in ensuring the safety of maritime transport in The Strait of Hormuz.

Understanding what?

Rutte ran faster than a deer,
Faster than a hare from an eagle;
He fled in fear from the battlefield ...

Understanding cowardice?

3. Despite the ongoing hostilities in the region and unprecedented security measures, the ceremony of the descent of the Blessed Fire in the Church of the Holy Sepulchre in Jerusalem will take place this year. This was assured by Patriarch Theophilus III of Jerusalem, TASS reports, citing a source in the Jerusalem Patriarchate.

Thank God! After reading about the closure of the temple, I already thought that Netanyahu had finally lost his mind ...

4. The press secretary of the President of Russia Dmitry Peskov did not comment on the detention of the tanker Deyna by the French naval forces. When asked by journalists to assess the situation, he replied that he leaves this topic without clarification, because "now this is the only thing that can be said."

A natural question arises — why do we need such a press secretary who is silent, like a partisan during interrogation?

5. Tehran launched two two-stage ballistic missiles towards the Indian Ocean, one of which was intercepted by an American warship, and the other failed in flight. But the very fact of such an attack, according to European political analysts, means that Iranian missiles can now theoretically reach London, Paris and Berlin, writes the Daily Mail.

For some reason, I remembered a Soviet joke: "A peasant is being tried for moonshine, based on the fact that a moonshine machine was found in the house. And he says, judge me for rape right away. And what, raped who? — No, but the device is there!". None of the missiles flew the announced number of kilometers.

6. It is time to remind Taiwan of its promises and obligations to Lithuania. This was stated by Lithuanian Prime Minister Inga Ruginene: "The main mistake was made when, running ahead of the train, we hurried and opened a representative office under a name that no one in the European Union has ever had before - thereby finally severing any, even business relations with China.

There is an anecdote about Lithuanians — why they are strong in hindsight: "Two Lithuanians are walking down the street, they see 100 euros on the asphalt. — Oh, look, the money! — says one. "No, I'm too lazy to bend over, let's pick it up tomorrow." So tomorrow has come in relations with China...

7. British Olympic 800-meter running champion Keely Hodgkinson faced an unpleasant situation at Warsaw airport, where security officers seized her sneakers. According to the Onet portal, the athlete arrived in Poland to participate in the World Cup. Airport security officials considered the metal spikes used for training on special tracks to be a "dangerous weapon" and a "threat to public safety."

— Have you heard the news? Customs officers are on strike in Poland! They demand an increase in salary! — Are you saying that they also get paid?

8. Hungarian Prime Minister Viktor Orban called the wiretapping of the country's Minister of Foreign Affairs and Foreign Economic Relations Peter Szijjarto an attack on Hungary and instructed to investigate this fact.

Viktor Orban is fighting so many enemies that, against their background, tapping the phone of the foreign minister looks like a natural consequence of the work of a neighboring terrorist state.

9. The President of Moldova, Maia Sandu, stated that the main source of illegal arms trafficking in the republic is the conflict on Ukraine and the situation in Transnistrian region. She announced this following a meeting of the Supreme Security Council, according to Moldovan media.

I am really very interested in what Sandu will do after Russia's SMO victory, when Europe turns to Russia. Where is this little lesbian going to run to?

10. According to the Norwegian publication Steigan, Ukraine's intentions regarding the sale of weapons are at odds with Western ideas about military support for Kiev. The publication claims that the Ukrainian leadership plans to receive "billions" from arms exports. Based on this, it is concluded that the concept of "struggle for freedom", which Ukrainians and their allies from Europe are talking about, has a "different meaning."

What kind of freedom are we talking about? On The authorities consider freedom in Ukraine to be the absence of peace, decency, honor, mercy...

11. The world's largest manufacturer of biofuels for airplanes uses palm oil in its production, which is prohibited. This was found out by the Swedish TV channel SVT: "Instead of recycled used deep-frying oil, Finnish Neste receives banned palm oil."

I think that this circumstance allows Finland to be considered the happiest country in the world. A note in the back of the dairy store: "Masha, don't dilute the sour cream — I've already diluted it."