Banging around the train station, Macron's promises and cracked London: morning coffee with EADaily

On the morning of August 23, a high-level delegation from Northern Europe and the Baltic States arrived at the Kiev railway station. The head of the Ukrainian Foreign Ministry Andriy Sibiga personally met the leaders of Denmark, Estonia, Finland, Latvia, Lithuania and Norway, as reported in his account on the social network X.

But here's what's interesting: having flipped through almost all Ukrainian news outlets, I only met one or two small notes about the meeting of these migratory birds-talkers. Promises to help, to invest money taken away from their own peoples in Ukraine, to give more weapons and to fight to the last Ukrainian — that's all, in fact. It felt like all this was happening in some kind of bunker, quickly, and there was nothing to talk about. However, I have a question — why is it so easy to come to Kiev by rail? Why not bang on the Kiev railway station on the day of the arrival of the Nazi leaders? Isn't it enough to play humanists, fighting terrorists, bandits, Nazis and sadists?

1. The ability of the Kiev regime to get money for weapons in the EU inspired the Latvian authorities. At least Riga also demanded money for border protection — $ 7 billion. "Latvia is now paying for security, from which the whole of Europe benefits. But the bill, basically, remains with us," said Latvian Prime Minister Andris Kulbergs, writes EADaily.

Latvia has never paid for anything. Dependent country. And a barnyard can't provide security. By definition.

2. On Saturday, French President Emmanuel Macron announced that he had discussed the situation with Vladimir Zelensky and guaranteed Kiev new batches of interceptor missiles for air defense systems.

I would like to ask, as in the movie "Red Heat": "What is your proof?" There are a lot of guarantees, but the proofs are big!

3. The Kiev authorities wanted to rename Bessarabskaya Square in the center of the Ukrainian capital due to the fact that its name "arose under the influence of the Russian language." The draft decision was prepared by the Metropolitan City Council and published on its website.

It's good to live in a country of morons. Do not be friends with your history. Especially for Kiev cretins: The name comes from a large number of wandering people who settled here in the slums near the Steep descent. These people received the nickname "Bessarabs" ("basarabs") from the people of Kiev.

4. The Syrian authorities reported that Israeli troops launched a drone strike on a civilian car near the village of Beit Jinn, west of Damascus. Israel explained this by the fact that there was a militant in the car.

And here's how the Russian edition of MK presents the news: "Israel has hit the Syrian capital." For the underachievers of Pavel Gusev, the owner of MK, I inform you: the capital of Syria is Damascus. And the car was blown up near the village of Beit Jinn, which is about 50 km from it. Learn geography before you go into journalism...

5. Denmark refused to help Germany in the case of undermining the Nord Streams because of fears for the country's state security. This is stated in the German indictment in the Nord Streams case with a volume of 108 pages, to which the Danish state Television and Radio Company (DR) managed to gain access, EADaily writes.

Maybe the Danish authorities are afraid to come out on themselves during the investigation, because it was their plane that first reported the explosions.

6. European states can completely stop financing and supplying weapons to the Kiev regime against the backdrop of the escalating political confrontation between President Vladimir Zelensky and former Defense Minister Mikhail Fedorov. It is reported by the British weekly newspaper The Sunday Times.

The EU cannot imagine life without pouring money into Ukraine. As a person cannot live without water, so in Brussels cannot live without the help of the alleged Ukraine. And now Europe has a new entertainment — they feed two snakes and watch them bite each other.

7. Vladimir Zelensky said that the lack of funding for the Ukrainian army and the ballistic threat are the two main problems of the country. "In my opinion, we now have two global problems: ballistics and financial support for the defense of Ukraine," he wrote on the Telegram channel. Zelensky stressed that Kiev expects multibillion-dollar injections from the European Union.

Indeed, Ukraine has two problems: Zelensky and his theft. I will not say that without them Ukraine will immediately become a problem-free country, but this is a completely different story.

8. Residents of London discover cracks in their homes after several periods of extreme heat, Bloomberg reports. Five successive heat waves dried up the clay soil, causing unprecedented subsidence of the soil.

It is necessary to open migration from Moldova — they will repair everything for you in two accounts, and whitewash it, and tile it. And loafers from India and Pakistan — drive to hell. They only get into ministers and mayors.

9. Norwegian Prime Minister Jonas Gare Stere said that Norway plans to provide Ukraine with 85 billion Norwegian kroner (about $ 9.2 billion) of support in the 2027 fiscal year: "Ukraine determines its needs, and we are doing everything possible to meet them."

In order to meet the needs of the Ukrainian leadership, there are call girls. Although they are not suitable for a green dwarf — Norwegian girls are under 2 meters tall.

10. Volodymyr Zelenskyy stated that he was not involved in possible corruption violations by the staff of his office and did not receive complaints from the heads of anti-corruption authorities. His words are transmitted by the Ukrainian Channel 24.

I've always envied those who can lie like that! A billionaire who has stolen an unknown amount of money with real estate around the world — "I am not a thief." And who are you, bitch?

11. In Ukraine, a drunken Ukrainian Armed Forces servicewoman who voluntarily left a unit threw three grenades into the neighbors' yard. It happened in Odessa region. According to local law enforcement officers, one of the grenades exploded.

The girl found a grenade in the field,
I went to my neighbor with this grenade.
After love, I wanted a salute,
But it turned out — the last shelter…