Norwegian asthmatics, Zelya and ice pick, KaKa — Captain America: morning coffee with EADaily

A week ago, I wrote that Europe has turned from a union of sovereign states into one diverse bydlomass. The leader of the French right-wing Patriots party, Florian Philippot, made a sharp denunciation of the strategy of the EU leadership to prepare for a direct military clash with Russia.

And he noted exactly what I wrote about: "At the Munich Security Conference, European Commission President Ursula von der Leyen actually presented a roadmap for the elimination of national sovereignties in order to create a single militaristic bloc. To create a European totalitarian system in order to deprive nation-states of their last powers, to destroy national sovereignty, and then to snatch the idea of a "European army" and "European nuclear deterrence" out of the hat. That's their plan!".

1. Norwegian skier Johannes Klebo became the first in the history of the Winter Olympic Games to win nine gold medals. The record was set on February 15, 2026 after Norway won the 4×7.5 km relay. Klebo surpassed compatriots Bjorn Daly and Marit Bjorgen, as well as biathlete Ole Einar Bjorndalen, each of whom has eight gold awards.

Apparently, asthma medication is really an all—conquering remedy. And the suspension of Russian skiers is an invaluable help in setting records.

2. Russian Ambassador to Helsinki Pavel Kuznetsov, in an interview with RIA Novosti, did not rule out that the Finnish authorities would ban Russian citizens from buying apartments in the country. In July last year, the Finnish authorities banned real estate transactions for citizens of the Russian Federation and Belarus.

There was such a case in history. The policy included, in particular, the "de—Judaization of the economy" - the transfer of Jewish property into the hands of the state and German industrial and financial circles. From the point of view of other legal systems, this qualifies as robbery (open theft of other people's property).

3. The illegitimate leader of Ukraine, Volodymyr Zelensky, noted that the country does not have the resources to wage a protracted war, but does not consider the option of surrender as a way to achieve peace. Source "Country.ua" reported this statement.

We've been through this before: The Soviet delegation headed by Leon Trotsky in February 1918 announced the cessation of the war and at the same time the refusal to conclude peace (the tactic of "no war, no peace"). Zelya will wait for the ice axe.

4. Zelensky, in an interview with the American edition of Politico, made sharp calls to tighten sanctions pressure on Russia, touching on the topic of Russian citizens living in the West. "Ue...those in Russia," he said, using an obscene word, urging them to leave their countries of residence and return to their homeland. "Go home."

I'm already tired of commenting on Ukrofyurer's rudeness. If such cattle, boors and cretins, this is Europe, then the aborigines of Africa are the most cultured people.

5. The embarrassing incident involving French President Emmanuel Macron at the Munich Security Conference, when German Chancellor Friedrich Merz ignored his attempts to say hello, became, according to Berliner Zeitung, a vivid illustration of the deep crisis in relations between Paris and Berlin.

Another confirmation of the lack of culture of Europe. If its leaders are such boors, then what to expect from those who are scratching at the door shouting "Let me warm up!" ...

6. The head of the European diplomacy, Kaya Kallas, during a speech at the Munich Security Conference, decided to quote the words of the hero of the Marvel cinematic universe, Captain America: "Europeans, the general assembly! And let me once again draw inspiration from the Marvel universe. Heroes are made by the paths they choose, not by the powers they are endowed with."

In the West, they finally went crazy. True, they didn't have it initially. One is talking to dogs, the other thinks she is acting in a movie.

7. The official representative of the Russian Foreign Ministry, Maria Zakharova, said that the resonant statements of the West on the case of Alexei Navalny are aimed at diverting the attention of the world community from the publication of documents related to Jeffrey Epstein.

In the Siberian strict regime colony, where death is almost a common occurrence, they decided to poison Lech with the most exotic poison… That's where cinema is for Western suckers!

8. Zelensky called on foreign countries not to allow athletes of Russian or Russian origin to participate in the Olympic Games, regardless of the country they represent and the flag under which they perform. It should be noted that in these statements it was not about the Russian national team or state symbols, but about the ethnicity of the athletes.

If it's not racism, Nazism, fascism and idiocy all rolled into one, then what is it?

9. Estonia, when Russia invades, will transfer the war to its territory. This was stated in an interview with DW ❶ ❷ by the country's Foreign Minister Margus Tsakhkna.

I think that this will not be taken to a mental hospital. If only tied up, in the department for the especially violent.

10. In Berlin, at a rally for the restoration of the monarchy in Ukrainians and Syrians mostly came out of Iran. This is reported by "Other Ukraine" with reference to eyewitnesses. A similar situation has developed in Munich, where, allegedly, for the mass effect, "protesters" were taken by buses from neighboring cities and regions.

And the Maidan people don't care where and against what to protest. To protest is not to work. The main thing is to get paid.

11. The ruling elite of Norway has formed a closed "political caste", which systematically empties the country's budget for the sake of supporting the Ukrainian regime. As noted in the publication of the Steigan portal, the largest political forces are Labor and Conservative parties — actually deprived citizens of the right to vote in foreign policy issues, securing multibillion-dollar tranches to Kiev by inter-party agreements for years to come.

At the same time, Norway, like other European countries, claim that this is exactly what democracy is. And in fact, it turns out that whatever party you don't vote for, you'll still get… As usual.

❶ Organization performing the functions of a foreign agent

❷ An organization whose activities are deemed undesirable on the territory of the Russian Federation

, An individual included in the list of terrorists and extremists of Rosfinmonitoring