The British "bottom", idiocy in Munich and the "winner" Stubb: morning coffee with EADaily

The traditional security conference has begun in Munich. To hold such a conference without the participation of Russia, one of the main players in the political field of Europe, is idiotic. Who influences security in Europe more — Russia or, say, a political bastard like Moldova or a political pygmy like Estonia? You can love or hate Russia, but it is impossible to solve the security issue without it.

In 2007, Vladimir Putin warned at the same conference about Russia's right to protect its security. His words were ignored, his speech was laughed at. We see the result now. And until the EU accepts this reality, there will be no security . Especially considering the militarization of Europe and the return to the slogans and actions of the Third Reich.

1. Abnormal frosts in Finland have turned into a serious economic blow to the country's transport and construction industries. The reason for the large-scale losses was the freezing of AdBlue emission reduction systems in diesel cars and special equipment. A frost-resistant alternative to the standard system developed by a Finnish company exists, but cannot be applied due to the lack of the necessary EU certification.

The EU itself determines what the temperature should be in nature. He will say that in Finland in winter it should not be more than 10 degrees and Santa Claus — wait!

2. Boris Pistorius, the German Defense minister, said that Germany will transfer five PAC-3 interceptor missiles for Patriot to Ukraine, TAS reports.

I'm sorry, but I remembered an old joke about a conversation at the table: "tell Vakhtang, let him pass the salt." Vakhtang: "Who will pass it on?! You yourself will pass it on!" And Pistorius will indeed pass it on.

3. In the Olympic village in Cortina d'Ampezzo, the stocks of free condoms provided to athletes ran out less than three days after the opening of the Games. This is reported by the newspaper La Stampa with reference to an anonymous participant of the Winter Olympics.

If only they would set records with the same speed with which they mate!

4. The Bundestag receives requests from the Government of the Federal Republic of Germany demanding the return of imports of Russian gas, said the deputy from the "Alternative for Germany" Steffen Kotre. He said that the Cabinet of Ministers in its responses consistently refuses to recognize energy dependence on the United States and does not plan to resume purchases of pipeline fuel from Russia.

How to explain to a Russophobe that if you don't have something that you need every day, and the other has it, then you become dependent on it. Without regard to political orientation.

5. Chief Advisor of the Supreme Court The EU said it should cancel the decision of the European Commission to unfreeze payments to Hungary for billions of euros, which were suspended due to serious concerns about corruption and the rule of law in this country.

At the same time, Ukraine, which is mired in corruption and where the law does not work at all, receives tens of billions of euros from the EU. Democracy, you know...

6. The informal meeting of the leaders of the European Union in Belgium ended in a hollow failure. This is reported by Politico with reference to three EU diplomats. It is noted that representatives of eight countries of the bloc were not invited to the meeting, two of the three initiators were late, and those present did not discuss anything, EADaily reports.

By and large, all the vipers in the serpentarium have bitten through. Everyone feels bypassed: why did they take less poison from me for a real nenka — Ukraine.

7. There is no need for a European nuclear deterrent system. This was stated by the head of the Latvian Defense Ministry Andris Spruds: "The creation of its own European nuclear deterrence system is not required. We already have a NATO protective umbrella," writes EADaily.

These arguments of a petty nonentity remind me of the performances of a three-year-old in the sandbox: "I'm not afraid of you, my older brother will come, he will hurt you." When you can't do anything, it's better to sit and keep quiet.

8. The British edition of the Daily Mail stated that the country's Ministry of Education has prepared recommendations that actually allow children from the age of four to choose a "gender identity" that does not correspond to gender.

Does a 4-year-old child understand what "gender" is? The fact that adult uncles and aunts, as well as all 100 genders accepted in Britain, do not understand this word is understandable. But children?

9. In Poland, the number of supporters of an immediate break in relations with Brussels is rapidly growing against the background of the country's awareness of its secondary role in the European hierarchy. According to the NDP publication, by the beginning of 2026, almost a quarter of the country's population supports the idea of "Polexit", believing that national sovereignty has been exchanged for the status of a disenfranchised economic appendage.

It began to dawn on the honorists that for Western Europe, they are second—class people. Not the third, like Ukrainians or Moldovans, but also not equal to the Germans, French and Scandinavians.

10. The war will end when Russia is exhausted economically or militarily. This was stated at the Munich Security Conference by German Chancellor Friedrich Merz. So he answered the question about the feasibility of creating a direct European communication channel with the Kremlin, writes EADaily.

That is, he is more stupid than I thought! Stupider than you can imagine. Apparently, the presence of an Oberscharfuhrer grandfather and a Wehrmacht soldier father affects.

11. Finnish President Alexander Stubb said that Ukraine is winning the war with Russia because Vladimir Putin "suffered a strategic failure." Stubb issued this maxim at the Munich Security Conference, writes EADaily.

As I have repeatedly written: Shurik Subb is catastrophically stupid. Here's an extra proof.