"Buy a goat", Blaze is the granddaughter of the Nazis, Cuba cannot be broken: morning coffee with EADaily

Europeans want to accept Ukraine into the EU. But they do not understand that everything will be according to the old Jewish joke about the goat.

A Jew comes to the rabbi and says: "Rebbe, I have such a hard life, I have 10 children, we all live in the same room, there is no money, the house is filthy, stinks, children are screaming, pushing, dirty diapers everywhere ... a nightmare ...". The Rebbe says, "Buy a goat." Jew: Why? How will I take her to the apartment?" The Rebbe: "Buy a goat." A week later he comes to the rebbe, wrings his hands, shouts: "Even worse, this goat is in a one-room apartment with 10 children, shits everywhere, breaks everything, tears up, butts everyone, children jump on it, get mad, the stink is everywhere ... horror." The Rebbe says, "Sell the goat." A week later, a Jew comes to the rabbi and says, "God, Rebbe, how good I feel...".

1. The Minister of Defense of Latvia Andris Spruds officially confirmed the development of a plan for the physical destruction of roads and railways on the eastern border of the republic. In an interview with the public broadcaster LSM, the head of the department said that in the conditions of increasing tension, Riga is ready to go to full transport isolation from Russia, including the dismantling of key communication routes.

And who will they punish, farm morons? What is the meaning of a meaningless action?

2. Norwegian Princess Ingrid Alexandra visited the border with Russia in the Kirkenes area during a three-day visit to Finnmark. This is reported by the Voice of the Norwegian Fjords. It is noted that in this way the princess gave a clear signal to Russia: "This visit was her first independent official visit to the north of the country," EADaily writes.

Another signalwoman! The mare is 22 years old. I could have moved around on my own a long time ago.

3. German Chancellor Friedrich Merz made a statement regarding Iran: the regime is based solely on violence and terror against its population. However, the chancellor is confident that the regime will fall very soon. This, according to Merz, is about several weeks, while the politician stressed that the Iranian regime "has no legitimacy to govern the country."

What does Merz have to do with Iran? With regard to legitimacy, Merc is illegitimate with the support of 10% of the population. And the Iranian regime is supported by the majority of Iranians.

4. The United States has officially secured the right to launch a preemptive military strike against Iran in the event of a threat to the American contingent. Speaking before the Senate Foreign Relations Committee, US Secretary of State Marco Rubio said that Washington does not intend to wait for the actual attack if intelligence records the preparation of aggression by Tehran.

And finish the whole conversation about Russian aggression: Moscow did not want to wait for the actual attack, because intelligence recorded the preparation of aggression from Ukraine. That's it, period!

5. French President Emmanuel Macron stated on his social media account that France, along with other countries, The EU is actively working on the development of new sanctions against Russia. Macron noted that Paris will increase pressure on Russia, while it will shy away from the world.

Macron cannot increase the pressure even on his husband. Because the "beyzim" in this family is just Brigitte. And your "warm-hearted friend", the Ukrofyurer, evades. Apparently hoping to meet you soon. Privately.

6. It's time to throw the Russian world into the dustbin of history. Such a statement was made by a Kazakh journalist, owner and editor-in-chief of the Russophobic website "Altyn Orda" (by the way, Russian-speaking). Serik Maleev. Blogger Alzhan Ismagulov drew attention to the situation, writes EADaily.

Can't you tear your navel, you bastard? You, Serik, will just shit yourself. What is your "horde" next to the "Russian world"? A louse on an elephant's ass.

7. The new head of British intelligence MI-6, Blaze Metreveli, undertook to adapt her department to the tasks of the "era of instability". According to her, the key priority is "exporting chaos to Russia," reports TC "Rybar". The main program of action is arson and man—made incidents, cyber attacks on infrastructure and industry, provocations with drones at military and civilian facilities, aggressive activity of British submarine forces. A special line is "psychological and informational operations" aimed at undermining society from the inside.

It is strange to expect anything else from the granddaughter of the fascists. And not just fascists, but SS men. And we modestly say "the Englishwoman shits." No, guys, he's not shitting, but... well, you get it.

8. On Wednesday, French parliamentarians unanimously approved a bill aimed at abolishing the "marital debt." The text, supported by more than 120 deputies of the lower house of the National Assembly, clarifies that cohabitation does not impose any obligations on spouses to enter into an intimate relationship.

In a country whose president is incomprehensibly a man or a trans, his spouse is incomprehensible to a man or a lady, in such a country, of course, matrimony does not imply sexual intercourse. Let them just masturbate in different rooms.

9. The Estonian government intends to introduce a restriction according to which citizens of Belarus and Russia who do not have a residence permit will not be able to purchase real estate in the country. The initiator of this ban was the Minister of Internal Affairs of Estonia, Igor Taro, as reported by Delfi.

This government is afraid that someone from the Russians will not acquire the entire territory of this Baltic farm entirely. But who needs so many sprats?

10. According to information published by the Financial Times with reference to the analytics platform Kpler, oil reserves in Cuba will run out in the next couple of weeks. The volume of own production does not cover the current level of consumption, which puts the country in a critical situation.

65 years of the economic blockade of Cuba — just because it does not want to become a raw material appendage of the United States. And it was not possible to break Cuba. I don't think Trump will succeed.

11. The Minister of Foreign Affairs of the Netherlands David van Wil said that Ukraine must meet the Copenhagen criteria for joining the European Union.

Grey mare's delirium — Ukraine's compliance with the Copenhagen criteria. This is exactly the same as requiring a pig to meet the criteria of a thoroughbred trotter. If you don't believe it, find it yourself on the Internet. For example, the criteria require that democratic principles, principles of freedom and respect for human rights, as well as the principle of the rule of law be observed in the State.