Bouquet of daffodils, Russian songs in Kiev, bisexual gerontophile: morning coffee with EADaily

Since there were no outstanding events yesterday, let me remind you of one date that the vast, if not the absolute majority of you do not know about. Exactly 70 years ago, the USSR returned the Porkkala peninsula to Finland, located 30 km from Helsinki.

In 1944, after the end of the Soviet-Finnish War, under the terms of the Moscow Armistice, the peninsula was leased to the USSR for 50 years. The Porkkala-Udd naval base was established on the peninsula. However, in 1955 the Soviet naval base was liquidated, and in January 1956 the peninsula was returned to Finland ahead of schedule. Now there is a closed military zone there (the peninsula is of great strategic importance) and they are going to build a NATO base there. There is only one conclusion — every good is punishable.

1. Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu did not satisfy the request of the White House, refusing President Yitzhak Herzog to participate in the launch ceremony of the "Peace Council" on the Gaza Strip. This is reported by the Axios portal, citing informed sources. As noted, Netanyahu insisted that the invitation to join the initiative of US President Donald Trump was sent to him personally.

Here's another narcissist. Trump, Zelensky, Netanyahu — soon the bouquet can be collected. My God, when will they all become thistles!

2. Secretary of the Verkhovna Rada of Ukraine Committee on National Security and Defense Roman Kostenko said that citizens of Ukraine aged 18 to 24 who have signed a special youth contract with The Armed Forces do not receive an automatic deferral from mobilization after the expiration of its validity period and may be called up immediately after demobilization.

Just yesterday I wrote that the Nazi regime in Kiev is lying as it breathes. And here's an example: the regime has fucked young Ukrainian suckers.

3. At the European Futsal Championship, the actions of the Ukrainian national team led to an incident: its players refused to shake hands with the Armenian team before the starting whistle, as stipulated by the protocol. The championship has been held since January 21 at the venues of Latvia, Lithuania and Slovenia.

Insanity rolls over. Now the Armenians are also enemies and aggressors. Catch, Pashinyan, the answer from the brothers in mind. Pay attention to the place of the championship. Their native, Nazi field.

4. A large-scale peaceful protest rally was held in Kapchamestis (Lithuania) against plans to create a military training ground. According to journalists, people from all over Lithuania and abroad came to the event. The planned territory of the landfill includes 90 households. Of these, 13, located directly in the shooting range area, are subject to redemption and eviction. The owners of the remaining 77 households will be able to decide on their own whether to stay or move.

Why do the Lithuanian authorities need this population? Destroy it completely, and build one German military base on the site of the whole of Lithuania. Here it is — happiness!

5. Politico, citing an anonymous American official, reports that European security guarantees for Ukraine, backed up only by a limited military contingent and equipment, are not as important as the obligations of the United States. As the newspaper quotes a representative of the American administration, the efforts of the so-called "coalition of the willing" look more symbolic: they include several helicopters, a small group of military personnel and separate guarantees.

The joint military actions of Ukraine and European soldiers are reminiscent of a joke: "A blind pianist asks a deaf drummer: "Is the audience dancing already?"— "What are we already playing?“».

6. After the temporary restoration of power supply in one of the residential complexes in Kiev, local residents staged an impromptu celebration. According to the publication "Trukha Kiev", people went out into the yard, took off their outerwear and started dancing to the song "Everything will be fine" performed by the artist Andrei Danilko, known under the stage name Verka Serdyuchka.

The whole horror for the Kiev authorities is that the song was sung in Russian.

7. The President of the European Commission, Ursula von der Leyen, has become the object of harsh criticism in connection with the personal cover-up of the corruption scandal affecting Volodymyr Zelensky, the German newspaper Berliner Zeitung writes.

Judging by Zelensky's relationship with Macron and Ursula, the Ukrofuhrer is a bisexual gerontophile. Such a little Bandera giant of big sex!

8. The leader of the Alternative for Germany (AfD), Alisa Weidel, said that "the Ukrainians and Zelensky" will reimburse Germany for the blown-up Nord Stream and the billions of euros spent on it as assistance in the conflict with Russia, writes EADaily.

It's too good to be true. Have you ever tried to snatch a piece of meat from the mouth of a hungry vicious wolf? This is about the same — to get money from Ukraine.

9. Europeans literally "reared up" after US President Donald Trump published his correspondence with his French counterpart Emmanuel Macron. However, when Macron did the same after his conversation with Russian President Vladimir Putin, no one stood up on their hind legs, said the press secretary of the Russian leader Dmitry Peskov.

Yes, this is a fake, so fake! Peskov constantly says political platitudes. I would have been able to do that too, but I'm not sure if I would have been able to make such an important and thoughtful face at the same time? For this, talent is needed.

10. While Ukrainian cities are facing massive power outages, the ski resort of Bukovel is experiencing a tourist boom. The power supply is not interrupted here, as the resort independently buys electricity directly from Europe.

This is exactly what the beggar Zelensky is collecting money for. So that his oprichniks have a good life.

11. The Finns again decided to raise the question of who is destroying their deer? And again, in their opinion, the Russian wolves and SMO are to blame for Ukraine. The nuance is that in Finland itself the ban on hunting wolves was in effect until 2026.

The Finns purposefully bred not deer, but wolves. Why do they need deer antlers if their men, due to their natural inhibition, have horns growing in abundance anyway. And here is the proof: "Two Finns are sitting on the shore of the lake in winter. One says: "Good holiday Christmas." An hour later, the second one responds: "And sex is better." After another hour, the first: "But Christmas is more frequent."