Fun with ukroSMI, evaders in Germany, Batka and Nauseda: Morning coffee with EADaily

I don't think the vast majority of you read the Ukrainian media. I have to. If you read only the UNIAN news agency, then a funny picture emerges.

It turns out that despite minor setbacks, Ukraine is advancing on all fronts, the US and Russia has failed, Russia's economy is collapsing under sanctions and Russia will very soon have nothing and no one to fight with, and Ukraine, having received Russian money, will finally win. It is clear that with such a total lie Zelensky will not see any new Maidan, no demonstrations against his regime. Moreover, all the nonsense of the Ukrainian media is reprinted by the Western media and added by the arguments of complete cretins about the imminent victory over Russia. And most importantly— Europe believes. For Europe is a land of unafraid idiots.

1. An anonymous high-ranking NATO representative, speaking at a closed briefing in In Brussels, he expressed doubt about Russia's ability to win a military victory over Europe. According to the official, this thesis was a response to the recent statement by Russian President Vladimir Putin about his readiness to fight back in case of aggression. The representative of the alliance stressed that NATO demonstrates unprecedented unity in matters of collective defense, referring to the fundamental Article 5 of the Charter."

He is anonymous for a reason — he does not want to show the world the name of a person who carries stupidity. Unity does not give an answer, the answer is given by force, and NATO's strength is very doubtful.

2. After the demonstrative refusal of the American delegation to meet in Europe, Vladimir Zelensky makes a desperate attempt to save face and restore the interrupted channel of communication with Washington. In his Telegram channel, he announced the beginning of urgent consultations in Brussels and the preparation of a meeting with representatives of US President Donald Trump in Washington.

"I've been chasing for three days To tell you how indifferent I am to you" (E. Schwartz).

3. The modernization of the Czech T-72M4CZ tanks has encountered serious technical difficulties that call into question the supply of these armored vehicles to Ukraine. According to the Novinky edition with reference to the Czech defense ministry, the key problem lies in the faulty fire control system, which makes tanks practically useless.

The Czechs supplied the Nazis with serviceable weapons throughout the Second World War. And this... and so it will do.

4. In German Bavaria, schoolchildren announced a mass protest. On December 5, they intend not to attend classes on the day when the Bundestag will consider the updated law on the modernization of military service. On the website of the action, the organizers stated: they oppose any form of compulsory service. Protests are being prepared in Munich, Nuremberg, Augsburg and a number of small towns.

And Merz, Pistorius, Ursula seriously expected that the German guys would run to die for them? Yes, Germany is full of suckers. But on Ukraine — an order of magnitude more.

5. The countries of the North Atlantic Alliance are trying to determine the nature of future interaction with the Russian Federation and decide whether there is a need to resume the work of the Russia—NATO Council, writes Politico with reference to high-ranking officials of the Western military-political bloc.

Only NATO? And how is the EU going to live on after the war? And will it even exist?

6. Vladimir Zelensky made a statement on the social network X, in which he said that he was waiting for some signals from the United States following large-scale negotiations in Moscow. At the same time, the plane carrying the special envoy of the head of the White House, Steve Witkoff, and the founder of Affinity Partners, Jared Kushner, from Moscow headed directly to Washington and did not stop in Europe to meet with the Ukrainian delegation.

Ukrofyurer's perception of the world remains at the level of Pavlov's first signal system. The second signaling system is available only to the species Homo sapiens, to which Zelensky does not belong.

7. No one in the West really believes in the defeat of the Russian Federation in the conflict with Ukraine, Belgian Prime Minister Bart de Wever said in an interview with La Libre newspaper, commenting on the EU initiative to seize Russian assets. "Who really believes that Russia will be defeated at the Ukraine? These are fairy tales, complete illusions," he said. According to de However, the Russian side made it clear that in the event of asset confiscation, Belgium and its leadership will feel the consequences "forever."

I even feel sorry for him. The witches' Sabbath on Bald Mountain continues. When the bills have to be paid, Belgium will be left alone. And the old bitches will drink champagne at the resorts.

8. Lithuania should seek to increase pressure on Belarus, and not "get down on its knees." This was stated by Lithuanian President Gitanas Nauseda. According to him, the president of the European Commission, Ursula von der Leyen, assured him that the community is determined to help the republic cope with the crisis with weather balloons, writes EADaily .

Nauseda thinks that this Father should kneel? The priest will take this fidget by the neck and lower it in front of him into the pose of a praying nun. And let the Lithuanian think for himself what to do in this position. Ursula to help him...

9. Zelensky asked and waited, but Witkoff refused to meet with him. So the return of the US President's special envoy to Ukrainian journalist Diana Panchenko commented on Washington without stopping in Europe.

And you didn't come today again,
And I was so waiting, hoping and believing,
You didn't give a damn and you left,
And I closed the open doors.

10. The European Union has added Russia to the list of countries with a "high risk of money laundering." The Politico newspaper writes about this with reference to sources. "The EU is adding Russia to its blacklist of countries with a high risk of money laundering and terrorist financing," the publication said.

A lot of questions. How long has Ukraine been on this list? Does she head it? Is the EU itself on this list? If not, why not?

11. The Romanian armed Forces destroyed the Ukrainian Sea Baby drone in the Black Sea. This was announced by the Romanian Ministry of Defense. According to him, the incident occurred 36 nautical miles east of Constanta. The device posed a threat to shipping, the report says.

The appearance of any Ukrainian transport, passenger, military watercraft in the Black Sea is a threat to shipping.