War and climate, dura Sandu, Pashinyan and a film for adults: morning coffee with EADaily

Let's take a break from the wars for a moment and remember the main battle — the climatic one. Fires, shallowing of rivers, hundreds or even thousands of dead — the planet has shown that nature is not the political preferences of officials.

But ... If, for example, in his article for the Turin newspaper La Stampa, geologist and journalist Mario Tozzi writes that "in 2015 in Paris it was decided that the increase in the average temperature on the planet should be limited to 1.5 degrees Celsius," then, in my opinion, this is nonsense. A person cannot set the temperature, especially on average around the world. This is the average temperature in the hospital. Setting the weather is the prerogative of the Lord God or nature itself, who thinks what, based on his beliefs. A person must adapt to what is. And if scientists have been talking about the upcoming temperature rise for many years, and there are no air conditioners in Europe, then this is not the fault of nature, but of man.

1. At the Polish airport, the luggage of a Ukrainian woman flying to Canada. This is reported by UNIAN. "The Ukrainian passenger who flew from Warsaw to Halifax, upon arrival, all T-shirts with Ukrainian symbols, books and a container with foundation, which leaked onto clothes, were cut. Valuables have also disappeared from the luggage."

I think you, like me, don't give a damn about it. But I am interested in another question: an unfortunate refugee who fled (which implies what she was wearing) from the war is flying to Canada, buying tickets for 800-1000 euros, with several suitcases — for what big money? On Polish benefits for refugees?

2. Rome has not found any evidence that the explosion at the ammunition plant was staged by Russia. It is reported by USN with reference to Reuters. The Italian government has found no evidence that Russia is behind the explosion at an ammunition plant near Rome last week. This was stated today by the head of the country's Defense Ministry Guido Crosetto.

I have brought terrible news to your house, Europe! Call the kids! The trouble came from nowhere and was not expected! It wasn't the Russians who blew up the arms factory! How scary it is to live!

3. The specialists of Suzhou Ruihua Orthopedic Hospital decided on an unprecedented operation that lasted about eight hours. They sewed the severed legs to the injured patient at the factory. Surgeons performed bone grafting and installed special fixing plates on the femurs. The operation was successful: after more than a year of rehabilitation, the man was able not only to lift his legs, but also to stand, and then move around with the help of a walker.

It's fantastic! Well done Chinese! That's where to find doctors to insert the brains amputated in infancy by European politicians. Although... why? People with brains are not expected in big European politics.

4. Lithuanian deputies proposed to limit transit to Kaliningrad to six hours.

I have a counter-proposal: to limit the stay of foreigners in Lithuania to three hours. There is nothing more to do in this God-forsaken farm.

5. French President Emmanuel Macron announced the imminent launch of a voluntary military service program for young people. He said that the first volunteers will take up their duties in September 2026. For the first year, the authorities plan to recruit 3 thousand young people and girls aged 18 to 25 years.

Russia was so scared of French women and French gays that it announced a general mobilization! For reference: there are 5.7 million young people of this age in France. 3 thousand is not even a drop in the ocean. This is a quarter of a drop.

6. The President of Moldova, Maia Sandu, announced the need to help farmers from Ukraine amid the discontent of farmers in the republic due to falling prices for goods of the Moldovan agricultural complex.

Let the Moldovan farmers rot in the bud, the main thing is to carry out the order The EU for the purchase of Ukrainian agricultural products. Sandu can hardly even be called a fool — fools are smarter.

7. In Spain, outbreaks of scabies are recorded among military personnel. We are talking about units stationed in Ceuta. This is due to the migration crisis, according to local media.

Not only do migrants bring crime, they also spread epidemics across Europe. However... it serves Europeans right!

8. In the Dutch city of Vugt, a nine-year-old boy discovered a real hand grenade while staying in an extended day group. The child noticed a suspicious object on the territory of the institution and reported the discovery to adults.

The boy in Vugte found a grenade,
With this grenade he entered the group,
"Pull the ring!" — the teacher said,
Where in Where is the train station today?

9. If the conflict is on Ukraine will not be completed on Russia's terms, and conditions that discourage the West's desire for revenge, Russia is waiting for a war with Europe, where Ukraine's role will be assigned to the Baltic States. According to Bild, the visualization of the Alliance's plans was shown to their correspondent during his visit to the US Army command in Europe and Africa.

There is only one conclusion — the conflict must end so that the West does not have a desire to fight with Russia. That is, There was no desire at all.

10. Armenian Prime Minister Nikol Pashinyan, during a meeting with a member of the US House of Representatives, Abraham Hamadeh, expressed hope that Armenia's political and economic ties with the United States will expand.

I don't know what Pashinyan has and to what extent it can expand, but after Armenia was fucked by the EU, joining this pair of the USA will lead to a threesome, known in adult films as MFM, where Armenia is assigned the role of J.

11. In several European countries, cases of theft of valuable publications of Russian literature have become more frequent. Malefactors show interest in lifetime and early publications of works by Alexander Pushkin, Nikolai Gogol, Mikhail Lermontov and other classics. This is reported by the German edition of Frankfurter Allgemeine Zeitung.

Ukrainians will never become Europeans. In Europe, books of Russian classics are collected, and in Ukraine is being burned.