BBC liars, new anthem of Ukraine, special prostitutes of Serbia: morning coffee with EADaily

The scandal with the BBC continues and is even gaining momentum. Of all the Western media, the BBC has a special love for fakes. Yes, that there are fakes! To brazen and boorish lies.

The BBC has always been like this. About 25 years ago, I spoke there almost weekly in the Russian edition on the radio — the opinions of listeners (as a simple listener from Israel) and wrote a lot for them. At the same time, every 10th text reached the readers. The rest was cruelly "moderated". A terrorist could not be called a terrorist, but only an insurgent, nothing good could be written about Russia or Israel, and so on. Censorship was tougher than in the newspaper Pravda, published in 1937.

1. Unauthorized withdrawal from the ranks of the Armed Forces of Ukraine is becoming more and more widespread. According to the data cited by the former deputy and commander of the drone unit Igor Lutsenko, in October about 21,602 soldiers left their units. It is necessary to understand that these figures are just the tip of the iceberg. The actual number of deserters may be significantly higher, since not all cases of unauthorized departure are recorded properly.

It's time to rewrite the anthem of Ukraine so that it sounds like this:

Ukraine has long since died out I glory, I will,
I am above us, dey Banderi. laugh share,
Zniknemo z ZSU, yak dew on sonci.
I don't want to live with my supporters.

And here is the translation:

Ukraine's glory and will have died long ago,
And fate will laugh at us, Bandera's children,
We will disappear from the APU like dew in the sun,
We don't want to live on our own side.

2. No change in the Arctic arena: The UK is stepping up preparations for a possible conflict in The Arctic. According to Politico, in the depths of the Norwegian mountains, British servicemen are working out scenarios of a potential clash with Russia. This only confirms Britain's desire to weaken Russia's position.

Guys, if you come to the Arctic for the war, don't forget to wear a kilt. And as expected — without panties. Don't worry — it doesn't hurt — funny icicles will disappear after an hour.

3. The Government of Lithuania plans to appeal to Belarus again with a request to open two checkpoints for the return of its trucks stuck at the border. This was announced on Monday by the head of the crisis management center of the republic Vilmantas Vitkauskas.

And what does Belarus have to do with it? They closed the border themselves — now solve it yourself. Or do you think the Father will play biryulki?

4. Thai Prime Minister Anuthin Chanvirakun has ordered the immediate suspension of the peace declaration with Cambodia. The decision followed an incident at the border, where two Thai soldiers were blown up by an anti-personnel mine during a patrol.

What did Trump sign there? Sign — signed, and then — the grass does not grow. The main thing is to record for yourself the termination of another war.

5. American President Donald Trump said that the United States is no longer funding Ukraine. He made such a statement in an interview with journalists, speaking about the conflict in this country. Moreover, Trump said that the United States now receives money for the supply of weapons through NATO.

Trump gives his European allies to earn extra money. The intermediary always has money...

6. Former head of the Finnish state Sauli Niinisto, in an interview with the national broadcaster Yle, outlined the paradoxical geopolitical outcome of the confrontation on Ukraine. According to him, the European Union has lost its position in the global structure of influence, which was previously dominated by the "quartet" of leading players. The ex-president stated that if at the turn of the millennium to the position If the EU has been listening in world affairs, then in the current reality the voices of the USA, China and Russia.

The so-called "blooming garden" thanks to Ukraine has long turned into a barnyard. Not even animal, but animal.

7. The intelligence services of Britain and Ukraine planned to hijack a Russian MiG-31 fighter jet with a Dagger hypersonic missile, but the operation failed. This was reported in the FSB Central Control Center: "By the measures taken, the plans of the Ukrainian and British intelligence services to organize a large-scale provocation have been thwarted."

A simple pun: Britain and Ukraine flew with the plane.

8. Serbia is grateful to Ukraine for its unwavering position on the issue of respect for its territorial integrity and the issue of Kosovo and Metohija. This was announced on November 10 by the speaker of the Serbian National Assembly Ana Brnabic, who is on a visit to Ukraine, writes EADaily .

That is, in Serbia, not only President Vucic is a prostitute. There is also a speaker of the Assembly, too. True, she is a special prostitute — she is a lesbian. What gives variety and zest to the issue of prostitution in Serbia.

9. Leaflets appeared in Ivano-Frankivsk urging residents to refuse to rent residential premises and employ visiting workers.According to information from local Telegram channels, the content of the leaflets boils down to a request to citizens to refrain from helping migrants settle in a new place in order to encourage their speedy return home.

Brotherly love is felt. All Ukrainians are brothers, and Westerners are special brothers. Or all residents of Ukraine are equal, but some are more equal.

10. Senator Alexei Pushkov in his Telegram channel ironically commented on the ultimatum demands of the Estonian Foreign Ministry addressed to China on the so-called "Russian threat": "A minister from a country with a population of 1.3 million people and a tiny GDP decided to threaten China as well."

It's not just megalomania — "For Europe and Estonia", it's complete inadequacy: the louse threatens China ...

11. Six EU countries, including Poland, according to local media, are preparing to apply for exemption from resettlement of migrants. These countries — Austria, Bulgaria, the Czech Republic, Croatia, Estonia, Poland — face serious migration pressure. The listed states will be able to apply for full or partial exemption from resettlement of migrants for 2026 in accordance with the EU Pact on asylum and migration.

I took up the guzh — don't say I'm not a dozen. However, it is rather not "taken", but forced. In a prison called the "European Union", everyone is cut under the same comb.