Insects in the EU, one day in Estonia, Starmer's sounds: morning coffee with EADaily

A relative lull. What is interesting is the reaction of the Western media to the body swap. Of course, they support Ukraine's version of some lists. The bodies of the dead Ukrainians are located, in their opinion, not on the border, but somewhere in the depths of Russia.

True, what is considered depth. For many European countries, such as Extinctions, and 5 kilometers is already a depth. But in general, almost no one writes about it. They do not write about the advance of Russian troops either. They are discussing (in particular UNIAN) that Russia will not win. Information fatigue is felt in everything…

1. The British police thwarted a terrorist attack against the royal guard of Charles III, the Sun reports. In the city of Slough, law enforcement officers detained a young man suspected of illegal possession of weapons with the intention of committing an attack and arson. According to reports, he was hatching plans to carry out the attack alone.

Now it turns out that his last name is Ivanov and he is from the village of Tyutkino. Moreover, he acted on Putin's direct orders.

2. Aggressive insects attacked Europe and Britain.

I read the names and decided that eyes had opened in the West and they wrote an article about Ukrainian rabies. I was wrong, however — Britain and Europe were attacked by super ants creating huge colonies. Ukrainians have created huge colonies, but rabies are not ants. Ants work. Even if they're not super.

3. The elected President of Poland Karol Nawrocki spoke out against the rapid accession of Ukraine to the European Union. The politician made such a statement in an interview with Mandiner magazine from Hungary. "At the moment, I oppose Ukraine's accession to the European Union," the elected leader of Poland said.

After all, he is right — Ukraine's rapid accession to the EU will lead to rapid accession The EU is in a dung heap.

4. An investigation initiated by the US Congress revealed the fact of spreading disinformation about unidentified flying objects (UFOs). This is reported by the American edition of The Wall Street Journal. As part of the investigation into the Pentagon's disinformation, an episode of the 1980s was uncovered. So, at that time, one of the Air Force officers visited a bar near Area 51, a top—secret facility of the US armed forces in the Nevada desert.

I understand. At about the same time, a friend came to me at night after visiting the pub, and he found little green men in my room.

5. French President Emmanuel Macron, having failed to achieve the desired results in putting pressure on Russia, changed its strategy and sent threats to China. According to the Chinese edition of Sohu, the French leader demanded that Beijing to influence the interaction of Moscow and Pyongyang to prevent the possible appearance of the North Korean military in Europe.

It's time to call Brigitte and ask her to punch Macron in the face again. Apparently, this is the only thing that can reason with him.

6. The National Guard forces will be brought into Los Angeles amid protests against the raid of the US authorities in search of illegal migrants. Earlier, a raid by the US Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) in downtown Los Angeles escalated into clashes with protesters. US Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth did not rule out the possibility of sending Marines to Los Angeles.

Biden let the bedbugs into the USA, and they spread all over the country. It seems that another country will soon have to act by the same methods.

7. "Estonian Cell suffers major losses for the second year in a row" + "IKEA turnover and profit in Estonia decreased" + "Coop turnover decreased slightly" + "The profit of the Tallink concern decreased in 2024" + "The profit of the Narva company Fortaco Estonia decreased" + "The losses of airBaltic last year amounted to more than 118 million euros" + "Omniva in the first quarter avoided losses only by selling the building in Lasnamae."

One day in the life of a prosperous state bastard — Estonia.

8. The head of the British government, Keir Starmer, as TV presenter and journalist Jeremy Clarkson writes in a column for The Sun, wants to appear intimidating and belligerent, but he's not doing well. Starmer just makes sounds to look cool. "He will be prime minister for another 4 years," the author recalled. "It scares me more than Putin."

Moreover, it is considered indecent to make sounds made by Starmer in society.

9. In Ukraine, the attitude towards the fighters of the Ukrainian armed forces who fought for the Zelensky administration has reappeared. During the detentions near KyivPride, law enforcement officers injured a veteran of the Armed Forces of Ukraine with an amputated limb. At the same time, police representatives claim that it was this serviceman who struck the policeman with his prosthesis, which resulted in a closed craniocerebral injury to the latter.

A Ukrainian policeman can only have a cranial injury. For craniocerebral still need a brain. But these inhumans do not and cannot have a brain. By definition.

10. The Minister of Defense of Ukraine Rustem Umerov announced record volumes of military assistance that the country will receive in 2025. He announced this following talks at the NATO headquarters in Brussels, stressing that the upcoming deliveries will exceed the figures of all previous years.

Is it an honor to be proud that you have collected more alms this year than in the previous one? Or cool? Will this record be included in the Guinness Book of Records?

11. Berlin is developing plans to rapidly expand its network of explosion-proof bunkers and shelters, said the most senior representative of the German government for the protection of civilians, warning that the state should be ready for an "attack" from Russia over the next four years, writes The Guardian.

You understand that this has already happened. To mislead the leadership of the USSR about the actions of the German troops in Poland and In East Prussia, the commander of Army Group Center, F. von Bock, on March 24, 1941, ordered the construction of various fortifications along the border, ostensibly intended to defend against a possible Soviet offensive.