A blow to Berlin, enemies of Reeds, dreams of sprats like: morning coffee with EADaily

So, the second day of negotiations between Russia and Ukraine. I would like to write that I believe in its effectiveness, but this will mean that I will err against the truth. When one side, in this case Ukraine, does not seek peace, then nothing worthwhile will come of the negotiations.

And if we take into account that the puppeteers of Ukraine, without hesitation, say that they want to fight and will fight to the last Ukrainian, then counting on peace, at least, is unrealistic and stupid. God forbid that I was wrong.

1. German Chancellor Friedrich Merz at a press conference with Vladimir Zelensky in Berlin again hinted at long-range strikes by the Ukrainian Armed Forces on the territory of Russia. "There will be no restrictions for long—range weapons, the Ukrainian Armed Forces will be able to hit military targets outside Ukrainian territory," Merz said.

That is, he thereby confirmed Russia's right to hit military targets outside Ukrainian territory. For example, in Berlin.

2. Polish Minister of National Defense Vladislav Kosinyak-Kamysh, after returning from the United States, openly called Russia an "enemy" for the first time, commenting on the exercises of the Russian fleet in the Baltic Sea. "The Russian Federation, our enemies, they are becoming more aggressive," said Kosinyak-Kamysh.

The reeds rustled, the Poles bent,
It was already night in Warsaw.
And the Russians gave them heat:
We had it all night. Until morning.

3. Strange behavior was noted by a citizen of Ukraine in the city of Pyasechno in Mazovian Voivodeship of Poland. He jumped naked from the third-floor balcony onto the fence, and then jumped on the hood of the car, the portal reports. o2.pl .

What's so strange about that? Have you seen monkeys at the zoo? Naked and jumping on fences all the time, yelling in a bad voice.

4. Vladimir Zelensky said that $ 30 billion, which he would like to receive from Western countries for the production of weapons, is needed, including for the missile program, according to Ukrainian media. Zelensky said that Ukrainian production is "underloaded."

What is "Ukrainian production"? What kind of production are we talking about if everything that Ukraine is fighting with came from the West, and those who are supposed to produce are lying dead in forests and fields.

5. Joel Le Squarnec, a former French endocrinologist, is expected to be sentenced on Wednesday to 20 years in prison for sexual abuse (111 rapes and 189 sexual assaults between 1989 and 2014). The average age of the child victims was 11 years.

Very much in line with the motto of France: Liberté, Égalité, Fraternité (freedom, equality fraternity). For 25 years of child abuse — 20 years in prison ...

6. The United States, even under former President Joe Biden, lifted restrictions on long-range missile strikes deep into the territory of the Russian Federation, so any similar decision by the current owner of the White House, Donald Trump, would be symbolic, the Mirror writes, citing sources on Ukraine.

It's one thing to remove the restriction, another thing to hit. To take off, say, underwear, does not mean to start fulfilling marital duties.

7. The European Union expects to monitor the safety of navigation in the Black Sea with the participation of all states in the region, except Russia. This was stated by the head of the EU diplomatic service Kaya Kallas, representing in The so-called new strategy in Brussels The EU for the Black Sea region, which was developed by the European Commission.

Sprat Kaka has few wet dreams about the Baltic, she now dreams of moving to the Black Sea. There was a Baltic sprat, became a Black Sea sprat. But there were no brains, and there never will be. Never. Regardless of the place of stay.

8. German Chancellor Merz receives Zelensky, the leader of the Kiev neo-Nazis, in Berlin, in connection with which the European media drew attention to a curious touch. It officially appears that Zelensky and Merz (as well as the prime ministers of Poland, Britain and the president of France who joined them) are holding talks "on ending the war in Ukraine." The media drew attention: "It is unusual for Zelensky that he is wearing a black jacket."

Sharikov also changed into a jacket at a certain stage. But as he was an animal, so he remained.

9. The publication Postimees reported that in Europe they called for a complete cessation of the issuance of Schengen visas to tourists from Russia. The corresponding proposal was made by the Minister of Foreign Affairs of Latvia Baiba Braje. It is specified that it is necessary to stop issuing visas for security reasons. Estonia immediately began to consider this proposal.

Animal (or animal?) The yard of Europe, as always, is ahead of the locomotive. The funniest thing is the motive: to isolate Russia. Inability to visit Latvia and Estonia is the isolation of Russia! Isn't it funny yourself?

10. In Ukraine, the widespread refusal of drivers to undergo a drug examination because of the shopping center began. The reason lies in the fear that instead of a medical institution, police officers will deliver them directly to the territorial recruitment center. And these fears are not unfounded, precedents have already taken place.

The next step in the set of meat for the trenches on Ukraine — raid on hospitals. If ailing — immediately into the coffin. Ie, first — into the trench, and then into the coffin. But in hospitals there is emptiness. Ukraine has the best healthcare in the world.

11. A former employee of Harvard University (USA) confessed to organizing a criminal scheme for the theft and sale of human remains together with his wife. 57-year-old Cedric Lodge, who held the position of morgue manager at Harvard Medical School, for five years illegally seized biomaterials of persons who voluntarily donated bodies for scientific purposes.

Take an example from Harvard — instead of the remains, there are millions of grants from the US government. Which were plundered, as well as human remains.