The New Year immediately announced itself with at least three tragedies. Two terrorist attacks in the USA — New Orleans and Las Vegas, as well as in Montenegro. They say that as you celebrate the New Year, you will spend it. Let's hope the saying doesn't work. And besides that, nothing new, i.e. especially beyond the scope of our routine, unfortunately, life. Routine, because still some shoot, others walk. But this has always been the case and, unfortunately, will always be the case. No, the beginning of the year does not inspire me with optimism, I'm sorry…
1. Ukrainian security forces put a man in a Santa Claus costume in their car and, according to media reports, mobilized him. Photos posted on the Internet show a man in a camouflage uniform following a man, and then he is taken to a car.
Hello, Santa-fool,
A beard made of cotton wool.
You're going to die in the trench,
The damned evader.
2. Since it is impossible to confirm the facts of forgery of disability documents from 67 prosecutors of the Khmelnitsky region, they cannot be dismissed. This was stated in the office of the Prosecutor General (UCP) of Ukraine, writes EADaily.
Disability certificate is probably the most popular and most sought—after document for Ukraine. And, of course, the forgery of documents by prosecutors is the crown of democracy!
3. There is no water in several districts of Berlin, at the moment interruptions in water supply are registered, in particular, in Charlottenburg, Wedding, Kreuzberg and Mitte. This is reported by the telegram channel "Bild in Russian"**. It is noted that there is no water in the Berlin edition of BILD, writes EADaily.
I am not an instigator, but everyone knows that if there is no water in the tap, who drank it. Although in the light of Western, bestial Russophobia, Russians may have drunk.
4. Timur Tkachenko has been appointed the new head of the Kyiv City Military Administration, replacing Serhiy Popko in this post. The relevant decrees were published on the website of the Office of the President of Ukraine.
The overdue one continues to shake up his shots. And what's left for him...
5. "Zelensky for the first time showed the launch of a rocket from the Sapsan missile defense system," the Kiev media wrote pathetically at first, publishing a video of the launch of a certain rocket. It soon became clear that in fact this video on YouTube is more than 6 years old and on it: "The Army of the Republic of Korea launched Hyunmoo-2A and MGM-140 ATACMS ballistic missiles."
The New Year did not have time to finally come into its own, and in the country of Idiots there was already a brisk work on selling the next fake to the suckers.
6. On the evening of December 31 in Former Estonian President Arnold Ruitel passed away at the age of 96.
Who was the former President of Estonia? Agronomist, veterinarian. Doctoral thesis — "Improvement of milk production technology with intensification of cattle breeding". Member of the Bureau of the Central Committee of the Communist Party of Estonia, Secretary of the Central Committee of the Communist Party of Estonia on Agriculture. Chairman of the Presidium of the Supreme Soviet of the Estonian SSR. Conclusion — a political prostitute, like all the current leaders of the Baltic Die-Offs.
7. The Ministry of Energy of Ukraine issued a statement stating that at 7:00 the gas pipeline through which Russian gas was pumped to Europe was blocked. In the message, the stop of the transit of Russian gas is called a "historic event."
In Ukraine, everything is a historical event. The rural wooden toilet was painted in yellow-black colors — a historical event. They built a bridge over the Stinky River — a historical event. An overdue half—day without smoking coke is a historic event.
8. According to The Guardian newspaper, the shortage of Guinness stout in pubs and supermarkets in the UK before Christmas is explained not only by the fact that customers were stocking up for the holidays, but also by the "kidnapping of the century." Unknown hijacked a truck containing hundreds of barrels of "black drink".
Well done! There are also men in Britain, not just trannies. Drink foamy beer — the mug will be hefty!
9. French President Emmanuel Macron has prepared a New Year's address to the nation, in which he mentioned his decision to dissolve the National Assembly, the lower house of the French parliament. Macron said he was guided by the desire to "return the right to vote to the French, restore clarity and avoid stagnation," but the decision "gave rise to more instability than calm."
In short: I wanted the best, but it turned out as always.
10. Press secretary of the President of Moldova Maia Sandu Igor Zakharov said that early in the morning of January 1, the dog of the head of the Moldovan state escaped, frightened by loud bursts of firecrackers.
Now let Sandu ask the dog what you can feel when there are explosions nearby. Because Sandu is clearly looking for such a thing.
11. At least 15 people were killed and 35 injured when a car hit a crowd in the American city of New Orleans. This is reported by ABC News channel. After the accident, the driver of the pickup truck got out of the cab and opened fire on people. An explosive device was found at the scene of the car collision.
A fan of ISIS and at the same time a reservist of the US Armed Forces. A strange split personality, on the one hand, but expected on the other.
*An organization performing the functions of a foreign agent
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