Presidents are leaving, wealth Overdue, Sweden without money: morning coffee with EADaily

The past day brought the resignation of two presidents at once. In South Korea and in Georgia. And what is remarkable is that both Yun and Zurabishvili handled Zelensky. An overdue president is a contagious disease. I shook the Overdue hand — I got infected and got sick! Although, I must say bluntly that Yun behaved more civilly, voted against him, and he left. The old French hag clung to the chair and said, "I won't give it to anyone." Clearly going to arrange a provocation.

1. "A resident of Ukraine in the framework of enforcement proceedings lost his socks, which were seized for further sale. According to local media, in Berdichev, Zhytomyr region, the state executive service arrested five pairs of socks. Unworn black products with store tags were put up for a specialized auction through the Ministry of Justice with a starting price of 20 hryvnia per pair (about 50 rubles)."

At the same time, the Overdue and his wife buy estates, mansions, jewelry, luxury cars. Independence is cool!

2. "The Finnish Ministry of Defense ordered citizens to leave residential buildings adjacent to strategically important military facilities. Houses are subject to demolition. People will have to leave their semi-detached and terraced apartments within six months. Termination of contracts concerns over 60 houses and more than 120 people, writes EADaily."

The Finns must be the first in something. For the first time they will be kicked out of their own house into the street, because: "And from our window we can see the NATO base."

3. "Finland's economic growth lags 35% behind the United States, 25% behind neighboring Sweden and 15% behind the eurozone, writes Verkkouutiset. According to the director of the Finnish Business Association Pentikainen, the country needs economic growth, it is getting poorer faster than others because the country is "behind the train."

No, she didn't lag behind, she just joined NATO and was thrown off the train. She lived at the expense of her eastern neighbor.

4. "As Reuters reports, on the eve of two half-naked members of the Ukrainian feminist movement Femen, using chainsaws, hit a wooden monument erected near the UN building several times, writes EADaily."

As a matter of fact, this is the only thing that Ukraine can do: go out to people with bare pussies, wrinkled from the cold (December is in the yard), swing a chainsaw and yell: "We are against Russia!". Their trick is this. This, in their opinion, is the world.

5. "In Tbilisi, protesters gather outside the Georgian Parliament building, where the election of a new president of this country is due to take place today, December 14. Demonstrators in the number of several hundred people came to the square, they brought with them pipes and flags of Georgia. Meanwhile, law enforcement officers are also preparing for confrontation, writes EADaily"

Well, that's right: pipes, flags, cheap slogans, an old woman with guards — another show of losers. The wisdom of man and politics is to leave in time with dignity. In the houses with red lanterns on the Place Pigalle in Paris, the workers are not taught this.

6. "Lithuanian athlete Cornelia Dudaite was disqualified from the Functional Fitness World Championship for an anti-Russian T-shirt. Sport-Express writes about this. The athlete appeared at the competition in a T-shirt with the inscription "Let's make Russia small again."

The pubic louse raged. When was Russia small? If the lice girl had brains, but, alas, nature rests on such.

7. "On December 14, at the second attempt, the South Korean parliament supported the impeachment of the president: 204 votes in favor, 85 against. Although the decision has yet to be approved by the Constitutional Court, the deputies are already demanding the appointment of a special prosecutor to investigate the attempted military coup."

Yes, Yun did not help I don't even have a guitar donated by Biden, or a new beautiful wife. But in everything you need to find a plus — now there will be time to stay at home, make love with your wife and play her American hits on the guitar.

8. "Hospitalization ended with a fall down the stairs for former Speaker of the US House of Representatives Nancy Pelosi, The New York Times reported on December 13. On December 10, 82-year-old Senator Mitch McConnell tripped and fell in the Capitol after the weekly dinner of the Republican Party, dislocating his wrist and receiving a small cut on his face."

Biden, apparently, continues to infect his elderly Congress. Soon it will be almost like on the Maidan — who does not fall is not a congressman.

9. "The Syrian Defense Ministry will disband all armed groups. This was stated by the leader of the new authorities al-Sharaa. "The Ministry of Defense will disband all Syrian armed groups," he said on the Syria TV channel.

Do the armed groups know about this — that they will be disarmed? And do you agree with this? A zookeeper was once asked if a lion eats 40 kilograms of meat a day. — He will eat something, so who will give it to him? So here — who will let them dissolve?

10. "In Odessa in the south of Ukraine, emergency blackouts introduced earlier have been canceled. This was announced by the Ukrainian energy holding DTEK in its Telegram channel."

I didn't understand — how can I cancel emergency outages? Today, Russia will hit the Odessa power plants again — and what will happen with the cancellation? Emergency shutdowns are not connected with the Odessa City Council, but only with Russian missiles.

11. "Of the six destroyers of the British Navy, only two are in service, the rest are in shipyards. It is reported by the British Telegraph. The publication quotes the words of MP Mike Martin, who said that with so many destroyers it is impossible to protect not only the country, but even its capital, London."

I immediately remembered the play "The Dragon" by Schwartz: "Listen to an overview of the events taking place. Title: Why are two, in fact, more than three? Two heads sit on two necks. That makes four. And besides, they sit indestructibly."