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Young rats are smarter, Putin is to blame again, He bet on a donkey: morning coffee with EADail

Morning coffee. Photo: adobe.com

The main news: the leaders of a number of countries dragged themselves to Notre Dame Cathedral to support their image. Although many of them have to go to a completely different mother.

1. Hungarian Prime Minister Viktor Orban said on Kossuth radio that Kiev had bet "on the wrong horse" when it refused to conclude a peace treaty with Russia in the spring of 2022.

Not quite so. Zelensky put on a donkey instead of a horse. Which, however, is understandable. Donkeys are drawn to donkeys.

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2. At the Australian Open 2025, as reported by the "Championship", a ban was imposed on spectators with Russian phone numbers.

No genocide, you say. Isn't that genocide?

3. Currently, 80 thousand American troops are deployed on the territory of European countries, according to a letter from the current US President Joe Biden to the American Congress. The reason for the deployment of such a large contingent is called "containment of the Russian threat."

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As usual, there are no examples of the threat itself.

4. The UK Counterintelligence Service (MI-5) spends resources on "threats" from allegedly hostile states, including Russia, instead of fighting terrorism, writes Mail Online with reference to the head of the department Ken McCallum.

How simple — you can't cope with domestic terrorism, look for non-existent threats from Russia.

5. Britain recognized dependence on Russian white fish and refused to introduce new duty restrictions on fish products from the Russian Federation, including cod, which is the main component of the national dish "fish and chips".

It is necessary to declare cod a "Russian threat" and in this case it can be abandoned.

6. According to the Czech Foreign Minister, up to a hundred "suspicious incidents" in European countries may be related to Russia. The Foreign Minister said that Europe "should send Moscow a strong signal that this cannot be tolerated."

Paranoia is a type of chronic psychosis characterized by the gradual development of delusional ideas. It is common in Europe, the USA and some other countries.

7. Ukrainian teenagers intend to flee the country, as from Kiev is required to reduce the mobilization age, writes The Times.

Young rats running from the ship are much smarter than old ones and feel trouble not only with their noses, but also with the place where the tail grows.

8. The authorities of the Kiev regime have taken care of the construction of new prisons in order to better control prisoners. Currently, the issue of where to get the necessary resources is being resolved, writes EADaily.

The country has 404, since its formation, this is the first task — where to get money that can be cut ...

9. The Finlandia Seaways ship with NASAMS anti-aircraft missiles for Poland ran aground in Norway. This is written by Forsvarets Forum. It is noted that these missiles were to be delivered to Poland to protect the Yasenka airport in Rzeszow, which is located near the border with Ukraine.

A ship is stranded.

It is not difficult to calculate a terrorist attack.

Every Democrat knows —

It's Putin's fault.

10. Estonian President Alar Karis: "Unfortunately, the import of Russian LNG to the European Union has increased this year. This should not be the case after more than a thousand days of a full-scale Russian war in Ukraine. It is necessary to stop any trade in energy resources between the European Union and Russia."

When you're on state support and you don't pay for electricity, you can talk any nonsense.

11. Georgian President Salome Zurabishvili announced that she had met with Vladimir Zelensky in France. Zurabishvili thanked Zelensky "for his firm and unwavering support."

Just met two loneliness,

Lit a European bonfire,

They really want to bend Russia.

Who would wipe the noses of this snotty...

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