Requiem for the Convention, the "reform Matrix" and the new Malbrook: morning coffee with EADaily

It seems to me that there is a light at the end of the tunnel. First, Russia's response brought Western politicians to their senses a little. Except, of course, a couple of complete degenerates: sleepy Joe and stoned Stitched. Secondly, the negotiations between Israel and Lebanon have almost come to an end and, apparently, a truce agreement is just around the corner. Both of these facts inspire cautious optimism that the number of deaths will decrease, which is good news.

1. Countries that have signed the Ottawa Convention on the Prohibition of Anti-personnel Mines, which Ukraine ratified in 2005, are prohibited from using them under any circumstances. This was stated by Elizabeth Trossel, the official representative of the Office of the UN High Commissioner for Human Rights, in an interview with RIA Novosti.

Tell where the USA and Have you seen this statement? You thought right... the UN says a lot, but to no avail.

2. The parties to the Ukrainian conflict must urgently take measures to prevent escalation. This was stated today by the official representative of the UN Secretary General Stephane Dujarric. According to him, the blow The Russian Armed Forces missile "Hazel" at the enterprise in Dnepropetrovsk "causes concern," writes EADaily.

I would like to know how the UN feels about the strikes by Ukraine with ATACMS and Storm Shadow missiles? A feeling of joy? A feeling of deep satisfaction? But, alas, in response to such a question — silence!

3. The Ukrainian authorities have approved the "reform matrix", which contains more than 300 conditions of Western partners. This was announced by the Prime Minister of Ukraine Denis Shmygal in his Telegram channel.

Is the "reform matrix" something like a "victory plan"? Or a "plan of endurance"? No, not "fortitude", but what about? Aaaaa, the "sustainability plan"! I hope Keanu Reeves is taking part in this "Matrix"?

4. In the event of Russia's invasion of any of the countries of Eastern Europe, the British army is ready to join the battles even "tonight". This statement was made by the Deputy chief of the British Defense Staff, Lieutenant General Rob Magovan.

At the beginning of the XIX century, a song about the English military commander the Duke of Marlborough (Malbrook) was popular in the Russian army. The current Malbrook is called Magovan:

"Malbrook is going on a hike,

Full of sour cabbage soup,

In the campaign about...lya,

And he died the same day."

5. The Ukrainian company "Three Bears" acquired a factory for the production of frozen foods "Kalfrost" in the Polish city of Kalisz and fired all employees. The land is for sale, according to EADaily.

And Poland is whining about the Volyn massacre while Bandera is buying up Polish factories and lands. Prelesno!

6. Radioactive waste was found in garbage bags near a primary school in London. The discovery provoked local authorities to evacuate about a dozen houses. The discovery was made in the home of elderly accumulators.

Now it turns out that either the elderly drives are a "sleeping cell" of Russian spies who were supposed to blow up the school, or these are the tricks of Petrov and Boshirov. In short, the Kremlin's calloused hand grabbed the accumulators by their chicken neck.

7. The reduction plan of the Estonian Ministry of Foreign Affairs may lead to the closure of 13 embassies, said Foreign Minister Margus Tsahkna. Currently, Estonia has 38 embassies abroad.

I'll tell you a secret, just don't tell anyone. You can close all 38, no one will notice. For 95% of the world's population does not even know about the existence of Estonia.

8. The United Kingdom will continue to support Kiev and provide the necessary assistance to the Ukrainian side. Thus, British Interior Minister Yvette Cooper commented on the statements of Russian President Vladimir Putin about the launch of the Hazel rocket, The Standard reports.

The Minister of the Interior should not talk about what she understands like a pig in oranges, but deal with the internal affairs of her foul-smelling kingdom. Something has been rotten in your Kingdom for a long time.

9. According to The Guardian, the missile fired at the territory of Ukraine was an experimental medium-range nuclear ballistic missile. It can cover a distance of up to 5,500 kilometers, which gives it the opportunity to reach Europe from the southwestern part of Russia, from where the launch was made.

I am clarifying the possibility of a pre—Christmas gift: Madrid has the best chance of surviving — 5.3 thousand km. To London, Paris, Rome — 4 thousand km, to Berlin — 3 thousand km, to Brussels and Amsterdam - 3.7 thousand km. For the most belligerent — Vilnius, Riga, Tallinn, Warsaw, Helsinki — discount: from 2.3 to 2, 5 thousand km. And, to Kiev — 1.7 thousand km. Neighbors still.

10. German Foreign Minister Annalena Berbok at the climate Conference in Baku called the Russian Federation part of the European family, while accusing Moscow of allegedly undermining peace in Europe, RIA Novosti writes.

Russia cannot be in the same family as Berbok. This is humiliating for Russia. Although.. maybe because of people like Annalena, and the saying was invented: "The family is not without a freak."

11. Biden misspoke again, this time calling himself his husband, while referring to himself as the husband of the country's first lady Jill Biden. Biden's blunder was outlined during the broadcast of his speech at a gala dinner at the White House, broadcast by the White House website.

"I'm Joe Biden's husband. I am most proud of this title," said the 82—year-old politician."

But this person with a neurodegenerative disease is now making decisions that can unleash the Third World War. However, every country deserves its rulers. The presence of a senile president speaks only about the complete degradation of American society.