The talking brute Ursula and Poland is pregnant with Ukraine: morning coffee with EADaily

Today is marked by two events: The day of the Soviet militia (sorry, but that's what I call it) and the day of the death of L.I. Brezhnev. I remember the first one for the rest of my life as the day when the best concerts were held on TV, and the second one was a scene at the Sverdlovsk airport, where I met the artists of my theater, the Moscow Theater. Stanislavsky, who came on tour. I remember some old lady who told us, "Oh, guys, it's only going to get worse." So judge how right she was.

1. The Council of the European Union has decided to extend the mandate of the military assistance mission to Ukraine until November 15, 2026. The mission has been operating since October 2022. The corresponding statement says that during the year, from November 14, 2024 to November 15, 2025, 409 million euros will be allocated to extend the initiative, Kommersant writes.

Europe lives in a kind of parallel world. In which it thrives, in which Ukraine stands at the gates of the Kremlin, in which Putin and Russia is an outcast in which the whole world is dancing to the European tune. Aw, do you believe that Ukraine will still exist in 2026?

2. The Russian Embassy in the Netherlands recommends that citizens of the Russian Federation refrain from traveling to Amsterdam. The reason is the riots that took place there the day before. Those Russians who are already in the city are advised to be careful. This is stated in the message of the diplomatic mission in the social network "X".

It's strange, I never thought (especially from my social media page) that all Russians are Jews.

3. Violent mobilization continues in Ukraine. Journalist Igor Burbas said that the football team "Poltava" was taken away in full force shortly before the start of the first league match. All the players were issued summonses, and then released for the match. However, Poltava lost because "the mood was not the same."

It's time to send the entire top league of Ukrainian football to the front. I've seen them go out on the field wrapped in "yellow-black" rags, as in shrouds. I think they are mentally ready.

4. The head of the European Commission, Ursula von der Leyen, and the president of the European Council, Charles Michel, evaded a competitive answer to the question of whether and whether the European Union will be able to continue supporting the Kiev regime in the event of the termination of assistance from Washington.

Do they ask the working cattle what the owner allows them? They will do what they say. The only difference between them and domestic cattle is that cattle do not talk, and European politicians do not shut up.

5. The International Criminal Court will launch an external investigation into its prosecutor Karim Khan, who is accused of sexual harassment, Reuters reports, citing sources. The decision was agreed at a meeting of the Assembly of Participating States.

His exact description was given by the well-known Sobakevich: "And a robber's face! Just give him a knife and let him out on the highway — he'll stab him, he'll stab him for a penny!" And really — look at his photo.

6. The Swedish Foreign Ministry reported that some countries The EU sent a letter to the European Commission with a proposal to increase import duties on goods from Russia. The agency emphasizes that the increase in import duties will affect Russian exports to Europe, causing damage to it, thus reducing the financing used in the conflict on Ukraine.

Mikhail Zadornov was right after all: "Stupid, well, stupid." The European market, next to the BRICS market, is a village bazaar next to a supermarket.

7. During a 25-minute call on Wednesday, Macron demanded that Trump ensure that any diplomacy with Russia over Ukraine would lead to real concessions from the Kremlin.

Just a conversation in the sandbox: "Why are you hurting me? I'll tell my folder, he'll give your folder a kick." Macron has a lot in common with the overdue — both do not understand that they look stupid, if not idiots.

8. The head of diplomacy arrived in Kiev EU Josep Borrell. This is his fifth visit to Kiev and the last time as head of the EU diplomatic service. In a comment on the social network "X" Borrell stressed that support for Ukraine will continue to be the main topic on the agenda of the European Union.

The European Union was established on November 1, 1993. SMO began on February 24, 2022. Borrell argues that the main task of the EU is to support Ukraine. I'm very shy, but I'll ask anyway — if The EU was created to support Ukraine, what have you been doing for 29 and a half years?

9. Polish Prime Minister Donald Tusk said that any decisions to resolve the conflict on the Ukraine should be guaranteed the security of the country, since it is in a "special situation."

Special provisions should be understood that Poland is pregnant with Ukraine? But it can't give birth. Or maybe you can still have an abortion?

10. The US Department of Justice plans to arrest the most active of the remaining free participants in the storming of the Capitol on January 6, 2021, before the inauguration of Donald Trump, reports NBC News, citing sources.

I read the message twice, I think I forgot how to read. We can say about the US Department of Justice that they are either heroes or idiots. I assume the second.

11. In the UK, employees of a charity shop laid out a pair of metal anal plugs in the window, confusing them with door handles. For some time, the products quietly coexisted with a ceramic vase, a glass and a cup holder, until one of the customers noticed it, the Daily Mail reports.

That's what happens if you are not aware of the latest innovations in the sex industry. Just don't ask me to explain the purpose of these "door handles".