"Ekarny babai" in Turkmenistan and "E-pidtrimka" in Ukraine: morning coffee with EADaily

Elections have ended in Georgia. As expected, the ruling party won. And as expected, the losers did not agree with the election results. And protest rallies are expected to begin now. Which the West is expected to support. Everyone follow the old American methodology. Unfortunately, blood is prescribed at the end of this tutorial…

1. President Volodymyr Zelensky rejected the request of UN Secretary General Antonio Guterres to visit Ukraine, writes Ukrainska Pravda. The refusal followed Guterres' recent trip to the BRICS summit in Kazan. After Russia, he intended to visit Ukraine, but Zelensky did not approve this visit, accusing the UN Secretary General of "insulting common sense and international law."

Overdue decided to take an example from the Minister of Foreign Affairs of Israel Katz, who declared Guterres persona "non grata"? And he looked like a fool, and this one. And not only look, but also are.

2. The staff of the military enlistment office beat a German volunteer in Chernivtsi region on Ukraine, writes the telegram channel of the publication "Strana". The workers of the shopping mall stopped the truck at the checkpoint. There were one Ukrainian and three German volunteers in the car. The military commissars began to beat the Ukrainian and the German intervened. After that, the workers of the shopping center sprayed him with a spray can in his eyes, beat him and left him unconscious under the truck for half an hour in handcuffs.

The literal translation of the word "volunteer" from Ukrainian is "punching bag". Learn Ukrainian, gentlemen Germans.

3. The head of "Turkmengaz" Maksat Babayev said that the company stopped gas supplies to Russia. According to him, deliveries were stopped due to the fact that Turkmengaz did not agree on prices with Gazprom. The head of the company added that Turkmengaz is increasing demand from all sides, so there will definitely be buyers for the dropped export volumes.

So much for the "legendary babai". Now Turkmenistan has imagined itself as the "navel of the Earth." I want to remind you that this is nothing more than the Turkic "ye hane, babai": "You are finished, grandfather."

4. The Polish Sejm received an anonymous message about an explosive device planted in the parliament building. Inspections and security measures were taken by the guards, the lower house of the National Assembly of the republic said in a statement. Access to the premises of the Seimas was restored after the inspection, the parliament reported.

How so — did they really not find Russian saboteurs? If you leave Sikorsky out of work, what will he talk about?

5. European Commission President Ursula von der Leyen refused to hold talks with Serbian Prime Minister Milos Vucevic. According to the head of the EU Permanent Delegation to Serbia, Emmanuel Joffre, this happened after a meeting between Vucevic and Russian Minister of Economic Development Maxim Reshetnikov.

That's not the point. She is a gynecologist, and Vucevic is a man. What should she talk to him about? There she has recruited women in the EC — excellent conversationalists for Ursula. The same stupid Russophobes.

6. Law enforcement agencies of the federal state of Saxony in Germany arrested in Cyprus a 35-year-old native of Ukraine, accused of fraud on an especially large scale, the portal "T-online" reported. The accused, a 35-year-old Ukrainian, was detained in Cyprus. According to the prosecutor's office, the man created an illegal scheme that allowed him to defraud more than 120 German citizens worth about 12 million euros.

Weakly... take an example from Overdue — he does not take less than a billion at a time. And how many such "times" there were — history is silent.

7. A Ukrainian woman who sold her videos and pictures on a porn service paid more than UAH 13 million (30 million rubles) in taxes, Chairman of the Finance Committee of the Verkhovna Rada of Ukraine Daniil Getmantsev noted with satisfaction.

It has long been known that porn and prostitution are what Ukrainian ladies know best. The main staff of European brothels.

8. Zelensky announced a new state support program, writes Censor. He instructed the government to introduce from December 1 a new program "E-feed" (There is — support), under which every citizen should receive one thousand hryvnia (about 2,350 rubles).

It is difficult to imagine how much will be stolen by signing for refugees, for missing persons, etc. Will millionaire military commissars get it too? And billionaire officials?

9. Voters who came to the polling station for the elections to the Parliament of Georgia got into a fight in Tbilisi. The brawl occurred at a polling station in the Isani district, on the outskirts of the capital. Then there was another fight at the polling station — in the city of Zugdidi. There was also a clash between voters in Marneuli.

I watched these fights and immediately remembered an old joke: "Two Georgians are dragging a dead bear. Meet them the third. "Wah, wah. What a big one! A grizzly?" "Nat, with the hands of a soul."" So at the elections, they wanted to strangle each other. Is this a real fight?

10. In the German city of Kiel, a man armed with two knives attacked police officers. The offender did not respond to the demands of the police, so they were forced to use weapons.

Shooting with two pistols at the same time is called shooting in Macedonian. And waving two knives at the same time, I wonder what it's called?

11. The head of the German military-industrial concern "Rheinmetal" Armin Papperger said that at the Ukraine has opened their first factory. He made the corresponding statement on the air of TSN.

Without a festive salute, the opening does not count. And there will be a salute from the Russian Aerospace Forces, and, I hope, very soon. Papperger, do you feel sorry for the money spent on the construction of the plant?