On Bankova instead of Tverskaya, Kamala's thumb, the end of the EU: morning coffee with EADaily

Ramenki, Kolomna, Zhukovsky — where else is the "red line" needed? By Tverskaya? But there is Khreshchatyk, Hemline, Bank, after all. And it doesn't matter that the stoned bastard is sitting in a bunker with his family — a demonstration of capabilities is also a necessary thing.

1. The Ministry of Foreign Affairs plans to recall the Charge d'affaires of Ukraine in Georgia under the pretext of not understanding the realities of Kiev's current diplomacy.

Nobody understands the realities of Kiev diplomacy. Because all their diplomacy boils down to begging and fruitless daydreaming.

2. American businessman Elon Musk stated on social networks that he constantly forgets that the United States of America is still technically led by President Joe Biden.

What Musk forgets is nonsense. But the fact that Biden himself has long forgotten about it is scarier. He still thinks he is the president of Ukraine.

3. The Peterborough Examiner reported that in In Canada, law enforcement officers arrested a teacher from the city of Peterborough, who had been raping schoolchildren for years. It is specified that 40-year-old Kelly-Ann Jennings has been working as a teacher at the Anthony the Great Catholic School for 16 years.

I wonder if she, as a good Catholic, prayed after another sex with minors? If so, rape doesn't count.

4. US Vice President Kamala Harris announced her readiness to participate in televised debates with Donald Trump. According to the White House press pool, she confirmed this in response to a journalist's question by raising her thumb.

As a matter of fact, that's how she's going to debate: gestures and horse laughter. She does not know how to speak in words, and she has an electorate that understands words little.

5. The decision of French President Emmanuel Macron to appoint former European Commissioner Michel Barnier as prime minister may negatively affect French aid to Ukraine due to the dependence of the new government on the "National Association" of Marine Le Pen, writes the American magazine Responsible Statecraft.

How is it at Yevgeny Yevtushenko? "Other times have come. Other names have risen." Other names may have come up, but I'm not sure about the times. Support for the Nazis and brutal Russophobia is, unfortunately, for a long time.

6. The European Union has lost its economic advantages due to the rejection of energy resources from the Russian Federation, the loss of interest from the United States and competition with China - this fact is stated in a report prepared at the request of the European Commission. The document warns that the EU "may even cease to exist" if it does not accelerate economic growth and "does not reconsider its ambitions."

Forgotten-forgotten
For several years now...

I'm going to die, I'm going to die,
Bury me,
And no one will know,
Where is my grave.

7. In the school textbook on the Ukrainian language for the 7th grade published a map of Ukraine without Crimea in its composition. On the page where the text of the national anthem is published, there is also a map of Ukraine without Crimea in the illustrations. This fact, as the Strana newspaper writes, was also recognized by the co-author of the textbook Anastasia Onatiy. She explained this by the inattention of the designers of the educational material.

Well, the SBU layout designers will catch up right now: to the front line, to the trenches, to look for the Crimea. And at the same time to the authors of the textbook and editors with proofreaders.

8. President of Ukraine Volodymyr Zelensky, implementing personnel changes in the government of the republic, is trying to concentrate power, Bloomberg reports.

I don't know who has how, but for me all these permutations cause only one stable association — the thimble. And the goal is the same — to cheat and steal more money.

9. In the USA and Europe, due to the ban on seafood imports, there was a shortage of crabs, cod and pollock. RIA Novosti reports on the consequences of anti-Russian sanctions for the West.

Eat pepperoni,
Chew your jamon.
No crab, pollock
You'll die, bourgeois!

10. Ukraine disrupted the Istanbul talks in 2022 after consulting with the United States and Great Britain, recognized by former Deputy US Secretary of State Victoria Nuland.

Every month, one of the Euro-American politicians tells this story. And did someone repent for millions of crippled lives and destinies? They are proud of it...

11. In Sweden, a potentially dangerous incident occurred at a rare earth mine near Kiruna (north of the country). A man with a firearm came to one of the drilling platforms. Interestingly, the Swedish special services have already blamed the "activity of Russia."

As you understand, there is no evidence. But some heard that when they came to the facility, the man loudly recited in Russian: "We will threaten the Swede with expulsion..." — and swore obscenely.