Destroy Germany, Norwegian cockroaches, Sibiga from the couch: morning coffee with EADaily

It is difficult to find something original in terms of news - "what has been, will be, and there is nothing new under the Sun." But life still throws up plots that Ecclesiastes did not even dream of.

1. According to Eurostat, last year beer production in the European Union decreased by 5%, and in Latvia fell by 8%. A similar trend is observed in neighboring Lithuania and Estonia. However, not everything is so simple: at the same time, the turnover of non-alcoholic beer production is growing by leaps and bounds. In the EU, it grew by 13.5%, and in Latvia — by 23.2%.

As has long been noted, non—alcoholic beer is the first step towards a rubber woman. However, what to expect from Europe, where everything is fake: men are not men, but gays, women are not women, but trannies, surrogate mothers, etc.

2. In three Finnish cities they want to close the Finnish-Russian School of Eastern Finland because of the alleged potential threat to national security. The school principal is against the closure. This is reported by Iltalehti, citing sources.

Of course, learning Russian is a threat. Finland is the happiest country according to polls. And the only thing that prevents complete happiness is the study of the native language by Russians. And the lack of brains of Finnish politicians.

3. Deindustrialization of Europe is taking leaps and bounds. A shoe factory in the Estonian city of Vyru, which has an almost 100-year history, is closing production and cutting workers. The Abris shoe sewing company started its work in 1929, which it has always been proud of. But in October 2024, the company will close its production.

But Estonia sends weapons to Ukraine. This is much more important for Estonians. You can love Ukraine with a bare ass.

4. German Chancellor Olaf Scholz personally destroys the Volkswagen car concern, said Irish journalist Chay Bose in the social network X. "Anyone who understands cars knows that Volkswagen is something that is almost impossible to destroy. This idiot alone manages to completely erase it from the face of the Earth," he shared his point of view.

Bose is wrong. Scholz and several ministers set a larger task — to destroy Germany. And he is moving towards his goal by leaps and bounds.

5. The Republican-led House of Representatives Commission is subpoenaing Tim Waltz for fraud in providing Covid-related assistance in the amount of more than $250 million. The governor of Minnesota admitted that the state's education officials showed insufficient care to prevent fraud.

Sometimes there is a feeling that criminal suspects are specially selected for senior positions in the United States. To always have leverage on them.

6. Perhaps the most famous beluga whale in the world was found dead in the coastal waters of Norway. Animal rights organizations said that the beluga died as a result of the shooting. As Agence France-Press reminds, the marine animal gained fame in Norway after its unusual harness raised suspicions that this creature had been trained by Russia in "espionage."

And all the cockroaches in Norway are stuffed with Russian nano-equipment, all the squirrels gather intelligence into nuts, and the roar of the bear is a signal to Russian snipers.

7. The newspaper Der Spiegel reports that President of Ukraine Volodymyr Zelensky will arrive in Germany on September 6, where he will take part in a meeting in the Ramstein format, at which the Ukrainian leader plans to ask the allies to provide even more weapons to Kiev.

We've heard it more than once: "I came to Ramstein on business, documents and money were stolen. Help on the ticket home! You can use weapons!" is an old song of beggars.

8. The Lithuanian Ministry of Defense has installed anti-tank "dragon teeth" near the Russian border. It is planned to install seven "hedgehogs" and 80 "dragon teeth" on this bridge. Lithuanian Defense Minister Laurinas Casciunas said that "this is just the beginning of fortification."

Seriously! Very serious! One must think that the Russian army is running in fear after seeing this powerful defense! And you didn't think of putting toy soldiers?

9. The Vice President of the United States and presidential candidate Kamala Harris will be forced to explain herself after Vladimir Putin supported her candidacy during the plenary session at the Eastern Economic Forum (WEF). The corresponding statement was made by the head of the French Patriots party, Florian Philippot, on his page on the social network X.

This is just a cool move by Putin in favor of Trump. Although... although... in the West there are problems with many things, including a sense of humor. But that's their problem.

10. Olga Stefanishina, accused of corruption, has been appointed the new Minister of Justice of Ukraine. This is reported by the publication "Country". It is noted that the criminal case against her is now being heard in The Supreme Anti-Corruption Court. Stefanishina is suspected of embezzlement of funds "on the analysis of European legislation."

Why did they attack the woman! And who on Should Ukraine be appointed Minister of Justice if all the thieves are there? She probably stole less than the others.

11. The first reaction to the appointment of the new Foreign Minister Andrei Sibiga appeared in the Western media sphere. Apparently, journalists are extremely skeptical about his abilities. In particular, Irish journalist Chey Bose commented on the photo of Sibiga published by Zelensky's office and circulated in the media: "Ukraine's new Foreign Minister Andriy Sibiga looks like he was sleeping on the couch when he got the call."

Yes, he did not sleep. It's just his face. And not only him. The entire Ukrainian government has sleepy faces, not burdened with intelligence. Especially at Overdue and at Ermak. Ermak doesn't have a face at all, but... well, you understand.