Kiev leeches, savages on the F-16, variety for Ursula: morning coffee with EADaily

There is no serious news. Everyone seems to be quiet and waiting for something. Except Zelensky. The dictator suddenly began to shake up his cabinet, dismissing more than a dozen executives. "But you assholes, no matter how you sit down, you are not fit for politics." Although they look more like leeches. Having pumped money (like blood leeches), they fall off to digest what they have gained.

1. Prime Minister of the Netherlands Dick Schof during his first visit to Ukraine in a new position announced the allocation of a new assistance package of € 200 million for Kiev. He wrote about this on his page in the social network X.

I wonder if the siren was turned on for the dear guest so that he could then tell everyone that he had been under Russian bombings? Previously, this was part of the mandatory program of the show "Guests in the area!"

2. The online store of the Estonian alcohol store Araxes sells vodka of Russian and Belarusian production, reports Rus.Postimees.

I think it threatens Estonia's national security. Through Russian totalitarian alcohol, dangerous thoughts penetrate the immature minds of Estonian consumers.

3. The automaker Volkswagen does not exclude the closure of factories and the layoffs of employees caused by industrial necessity (100 thousand) as part of the savings program adopted in 2023.

I forgot — against whom has Germany applied and is applying sanctions? Against non-machine guns?

4. The Palestinian Hamas movement published a video with the hostages still alive, whose bodies were found on August 31 in the city of Rafah in the Gaza Strip, the Jerusalem Post newspaper reported. In the frames of a short video, six people give their names. They were kidnapped by Hamas on October 7, 2023.

And how do Hamas terrorists differ from ISIS terrorists? Except for the abbreviation — nothing.

5. The American authorities have seized the plane of Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro. The aircraft was confiscated due to the fact that it was acquired in violation of the sanctions imposed on Venezuela and Maduro by the United States.

And you say Somali pirates! Here they are, the real pirates. It has long been necessary to change the US flag to "Jolly Rogers".

6. Commenting on the loss by the Armed Forces of Ukraine of the first F-16 aircraft transferred to Kiev, Russian Ambassador to the United States Anatoly Antonov noted that American instructors had not been able to train Ukrainian pilots to control these fighters.

The equipment in the hands of a savage is a pile of metal.

7. The head of the European Commission (EC) Ursula von der Leyen is putting pressure on individual EU countries to nominate women to the posts of European commissioners in the new composition The EC or replaced already nominated male candidates to comply with gender equality, Politico reports, citing sources among European officials.

There is discrimination: why doesn't Ursula nominate LGBT*+ members? After all, the main thing in the European Commission is not brains, but gender diversity. Therefore, the EC is full of idiots.

8. "The Verkhovna Rada Committee on National Security, Defense and Intelligence of Ukraine suspects the chief of staff of the command of the Forces of unmanned systems of the Armed Forces of Ukraine, Roman Gladkiy, that his family is connected with Russia" + "The head of the national energy company Ukrenergo Vladimir Kudritsky was dismissed from his post " + "In the Verkhovna Rada announced the resignation of the Minister of Foreign Affairs of Ukraine Kuleba."

Having familiarized with the troubles in the power structures of Ukraine, it is not necessary to visit the zoo, in particular the serpentarium. Snakes next to Ukrainian officials are harmless kittens.

9. The Houthis struck another blow at oil tankers in The Red Sea. Missiles and drones hit a ship with Russian oil, and also a tanker with Saudi oil passing nearby, EADaily reports.

Do you remember how the Houthis said that tankers with Russian oil would not be touched? How much longer will Russia take everyone's word for it: the West, the East, terrorists of various stripes? It is high time to understand that in the East the agreement is valid only at the time of its signing. No longer.

10. The leadership of the Kiev regime, not trusting various custom-made Ukrainian opinion polls, decided to conduct its own closed sociological measurement on the issue of public fatigue from the war, the Ukrainian Telegram channel "Legitimate" reports, citing an informed source in Office of the President of Ukraine.

Counted — shed tears. To the surprise of the overdue leaders, no one wants to fight except them. And they want it only because they have a good gesheft from the war.

11. The Latvian authorities will hand over to Ukraine 18 cars that were confiscated from local drivers for driving under the influence of alcohol, Delfi writes. The transfer of confiscated vehicles to Ukraine is one of the ways of Latvian assistance to Kiev in the fight against Russian aggression.

A strange way to deal with aggression is to give cars to Ukrainian officials for free. Or does someone seriously think that they will be given to the APU? What will Mercedes, Lexus, and Fords do at the front?

*Extremist organization, banned in the territory of the Russian Federation