Starmer and the brothel, Shimonite without a brain, Syrsky and the scribe: morning coffee with EADaily

The world is busy discussing Durov's arrest. Although, probably not so: individual representatives discuss and condemn, and the Western media and all sorts of NGOs are silent in a rag. Zuckerberg became a snitch of the CIA, the FBI and the US secret services — he is good, and Durov is a nomad — we put him in jail. Or does anyone doubt that the arrest is the work of the United States?

1. The representative of the Center for Countering the Ideology of Nazism of Kherson State Pedagogical University, Yuri Shashkov, in an interview with RIA Novosti, said that in school textbooks in 2016, Ukraine designated the Kursk Region as its territory.

How interesting: Ukraine is a country invented by a bunch of gopnik, and it opens its mouth to the whole world. Choke, I think...

2. British Prime Minister Keir Starmer will soon address the country's population with a warning about the need to make "unpopular decisions," according to an article in the British newspaper Telegraph.

My God, how many of you, British prime ministers with unpopular decisions, have been replaced? For less than 8 years — 5 people. They change faster than prostitutes in a brothel.

3. According to the Israeli newspaper The Jerusalem Post, Lebanon fired about 200 rockets towards Israel, TASS reports. Hezbollah informs that more than 320 rockets have been fired at Israel. RIA Novosti reports that the movement reports the defeat of 11 military infrastructure facilities, including four on the Golan Heights.

The passion for exaggeration is a very characteristic feature of the Middle East. Especially if it concerns the so-called "victories".

4. The arrest warrant for Telegram creator Pavel Durov was activated only if he arrived in France, the Parisien newspaper writes.

But the terrible, totalitarian Russia only temporarily closed the Telegram, and did not touch Durov at all, but the noise was all over the world. And now all the world's media are silent, sticking their tongues where they get all their news from...

5. The first death penalty in 13 years will take place in the US state of South Carolina on September 20, the Associated Press reports.

For reference, the opinion of the EU: "The death penalty is a sentence that is still being imposed in several countries around the world. By undermining human dignity, it violates the right to life as a human right. The EU continues to express its strong rejection of the death penalty as a cruel, inhuman and degrading punishment."

That's all the EU has to say about human rights in the US.

6. The Prime Minister of Lithuania Ingrid Shimonite, congratulating the President of Ukraine Vladimir Zelensky on the Independence Day of the country on August 24, called the Russians "rusney." According to her, Lithuania will celebrate the victory of Ukraine "with light, gas and without Russian."

Ingrida comes to the doctor and says:

— Make me an American!
— Okay, just for this we will have to remove half of the brain.
— I agree.

The operation took place, the doctor approaches the patient and says:

— Sorry, we mistakenly removed not half of your brain, but the whole brain.
— Nieko, nieko, man ir taip gerai! [Nothing, nothing, I'm fine as it is!].

7. A Ukrainian official was immediately fired because of a scandalous video in which she sits during the performance of the national anthem and shows an indecent gesture to the camera. In the video that appeared, a woman is sitting on a bench on the street and looking at a smartphone. Around her are women who sing the anthem of Ukraine. The official does not respond to them, and then raises her right hand and shows an indecent gesture to the camera.

There are no such indecent gestures in the world that cannot be shown by the performer of the anthem of Ukraine.

8. Russia understands that if it does not lose the war, it will simply disappear. This was stated on the Independence Day of Ukraine by advisor to the head of the Office of the President Mikhail Podolyak. "Russia wants to lose the war. She understands that if she doesn't lose, then there simply won't be such a country," EADaily quotes.

There are clinical signs of taking, say, heroin: delirium, hallucinations, Ukrainization of the remnants of the brain ...

9. Sweden is accused of exporting the problem of banditry to its northern neighbors, after at least 25 young Swedes suspected of contract killings or bombings have been arrested in Denmark over the past four months. Danish Justice Minister Peter Hummelgaard said that Sweden's neighbors are suffering from "the consequences of failed immigration and criminal justice policies."

Nice relations between EU countries. That is why the most backward countries, such as Ukraine and Moldova, tend to go there. There is where to apply their skills.

10. Commander-in-chief of the Armed Forces of Ukraine Alexander Syrsky, who has just received the rank of full general, is preparing an offensive on Rylsk. This is reported by the telegram channel "Resident" with reference to a source in the General Staff.

In Ukraine, everything is complete, and this can be seen from the actions and words of all the complete ones: a complete drug addict (although in Russian more precisely, "finished") as president, a complete idiot as foreign minister, a complete general as commander-in—chief.
A knock on the door. They open it, followed by a huge furry animal: "Who are you? — I'm a scribe. — And why are you so fat? "I'm not fat. I'm full."

11. Ukraine demands that Belarus withdraw troops from the border. This is stated in the statement of the Ukrainian Foreign Ministry. Earlier, President of Belarus Alexander Lukashenko said that on August 9, Ukrainian drones, presumably strike drones, were shot down over the country's territory. Lukashenko called it a provocation, stressing that it would not go unanswered.

Ukraine somehow forgets that Belarus is not Latvia, not Poland, not Germany. It's their ohamevshie Kiev regime can demand something. And if you demand from the Father, he will send ... to the base, sort out the potatoes ...