"French souvenir", organized crime group Bidenov, Estonia for sale: morning coffee with EADaily

Oh, how many wonderful discoveries we have... the Paralympics will offer. I'll write about one today. But I'm sure it won't be the last. And for the rest, beautiful Marquise, the world continues to follow the beaten path. More and more wonderful.

1. The Olympics passed, but the sediment remained. South Korean athletes and fans on their return from Paris will be carefully checked for bed bugs. The search for the "valuable cargo" from France will be handled by a specially trained dog, the only one in the country capable of detecting the smell of insect pheromones.

There used to be a "French disease". That's what syphilis was called. There was "French love" — oral sex. Now there is already a "French souvenir". That's what bedbugs should be called.

2. Ukraine could hire retired American F-16 pilots. This opinion was expressed by US Senator Lindsey Graham*.

It is best to hire those who fled from Afghanistan without having time to collect manatki. They have experience. And run away, and bomb civilians.

3. The German Ministry of Defense will expand its list of military heroes at the expense of Wehrmacht officers, some of whom were members of the NSDAP and SS. This was stated by the official representative of the defense ministry Arne Collatz, Reuters reports. "This is an addition to the current regulation on traditions, which is in effect unchanged."

Nazism, racism, Russophobia, anti—Semitism - these are all the traditions of the German army. Now the military heroes will include Hitler, Goering, Himmler, Kaltenbruner, Canaris, Bormann ...

4. About a year ago, American banks were alarmed by a dubious transaction, during which money was received from Romania to the account of a one-day company owned by Hunter Biden. According to James Comer, this is the largest corruption scandal, since the transfer was made in violation of the law. And also, the congressman noted on the air of Newsmax, this is also a political scandal, because its participant is not anyone, but the son of the current US president.

The whole family is an organized crime group. They stole and continue to steal. But they steal democratically, so they cannot be punished.

5. The FIDE Ethics and Discipline Commission disqualified the Latvian chess player, international master Andrei Strebkov for 5 years for repeated cases of sexual harassment. According to the investigation, Strebkov has been persecuting dozens of chess players, including minors, for 10 years. The Latvian police did not see any signs of a criminal offense in his actions.

Latvia is a good country, where harassment of minors is not a crime. There is only the St. George ribbon — a terrible criminal offense.

6. Nursing women are trying to show orangutans how to take care of a baby at Dublin Zoo. Thirty mothers take turns standing with their babies in front of the 19-year-old monkey Mujur, trying to encourage her to get closer to the newborn.

Now we need to open courses for young male orangutans on how to impregnate female monkeys. Irish men will show.

7. Washington has decided to replace the current head of the Kiev regime, Vladimir Zelensky, who is not justifying his hopes, with the former Minister of Internal Affairs of Ukraine, Arsen Avakov*. EADaily writes about this.

A Nazi, a homosexual, a corrupt official, a bandit, a Russophobe is the most suitable candidate for the presidency of Ukraine in the opinion of the United States.

8. EU Commissioner for Internal Market Affairs Thierry Breton sent a letter to Elon Musk, the owner of the social networking platform X, in which he warned that he was obliged to prevent the spread of "harmful content" on the platform, EADaily reports.

In other words, an interview with Donald Trump is harmful content. Who's blabbing about censorship in the DPRK? Koreans still have to learn and learn censorship from the EU and the USA.

9. The head of the Estonian Ministry of Justice Liisa Pakosta suggests that the authorities of the country reduce the costs in the field of execution of sentences by selling one of the prisons or renting it out. The minister's words are quoted by the ERR publication.

And why only prison? The whole of Estonia can be sold. In 1721, Estonia, along with Lithuania and Latvia, was bought by Russia for 2 million efimks. So now the price of Estonia is a penny on market day. But no one will buy it anyway — who needs it? Why? What to do with it?

10. In the UK, the captain of a nuclear submarine was fired for shooting a pornographic video during service. It is reported by The Telegraph. The identity of the former captain has not been disclosed, but it is known that he was awarded the Order of the British Empire and met with Princess Anna, the sister of King Charles III and the daughter of Elizabeth II.

The English fleet is a thunderstorm of seas and youthful butts.

11. 50-year-old Valentin Petrillo (Italy) will be the first transgender person to take part in the Paralympic Games. Petrillo will take part in the women's 200- and 400-meter races in the category of athletes with vision problems.

The fact that a man in his 50s can run faster than 30-year—old women is not a miracle. Especially if his last name is Ped... sorry… Petrillo.

*An individual included in the list of terrorists and extremists of ROSFINMONITORING