Remembering Krylov, hermaphrodite champions, "Magyar Birds": morning coffee with EADaily

The quiet horror called the "Olympic Games" is over. What do you remember? Violation of sporting principles — suspension of the Russian and Belarusian national teams, mockery of Christianity, ignorance of the flags of the countries, swimming among the feces in The Seine, the admission of men to the women's competition, worms (seen from the Seine) in food, multiple replacement of medals and much more. Oh, yes — the booing of Macron and the resignation of Bach. But for some reason it seems to me that this is not the bottom yet. There will be a knock from below.

1. The popularity of British Prime Minister Keir Starmer has reached its lowest levels since the beginning of the election, the Telegraph writes. The publication refers to an opinion poll and links the fall in the prime minister's rating with unrest in the country. Earlier it became known about the cancellation of Starmer's vacation amid ongoing unrest throughout the UK.

The change of British prime ministers in recent years brings to mind the words of Krylov: "And you, goats, no matter how you sit down, all damn, you are not fit to be prime ministers." True, Krylov's was a little different, but I hope the old man will forgive me.

2. The representative of Taiwan Lin Yuting, competing in the boxing tournament of the Olympics and previously failed the gender test, won the gold medal.

This victory, as well as the victory of the Algerian hermaphrodite boxer, says only that feminists are put to shame: men are still stronger.

3. US President Joe Biden went on vacation despite economic and political problems, according to a Fox News story. Also published are shots of Biden relaxing on the beach after the only public event of the week.

If the problems of the United States did not interest him during his presidency, then why should they interest him now? He's not even a "lame duck", he's a duck shot on both legs.

4. In the UK, new guidelines have been issued for radiologists, who are now required to ask all patients, regardless of their gender, about the presence of pregnancy before X-ray examinations. This decision, as reported by the Telegraph newspaper, was made as part of the desire for inclusivity and patient safety. According to the new guidelines, radiologists should check for pregnancy in all patients aged 12 to 55 years. Including men.

If the Lord wants to punish someone, he first of all deprives him of reason. But I am tormented by vague doubts: was the mind originally in the Foggy Albion?

5. International Olympic Committee (IOC) President Thomas Bach has announced that he will not run for a new term. Bach announced this during the 142nd session of the IOC in Paris.

Well, well, we can safely recall Schiller (Fiesco's conspiracy in Genoa): "The Moor has done his job, the moor can leave." Bach brilliantly fulfilled the task that the Anglo—Saxons set for him - he expelled Russia from the Olympic movement, removed the American competitors. It is no longer needed.

6. The commander of the Bundeswehr regional command in Hamburg, Michael Giss, expressed the opinion that Germany faces confrontation with Russia in five years. "My internal clock, as a soldier, is ticking," Michael Giss said figuratively, adding that in five years Germany must be socially stable in order to withstand an external military threat.

A kept woman is never socially stable. She is stable only in bed, and even then not in all poses. "The internal clock, like a soldier" — it's necessary to say such a stupid thing!

7. The company supplying food to the Armed Forces of Ukraine is suspected of tax evasion and money laundering. In Kiev, an accountant of the company was detained, in whose car more than 4.7 million euros in cash were found. During the conflict, the company supplied food products worth € 320 million to the Armed Forces of Ukraine, the German N-TV channel in this regard reminds that Ukraine depends on Western support.

Let the channel better remind you how much on Ukraine accountants related to supplies to the Armed Forces of Ukraine. If you multiply 4.7 million euros by the number of all these accountants (we write two, seven came to mind), then it will turn out to be huge money ...

8. A female battalion of attack drones from the Armed Forces of Ukraine (AFU) "Ptakhi Madyara" arrived near Kupyansk, Kharkiv region. This was reported by the Telegram channel of the military-civil administration of the Kharkiv region.

Used to be a thin soprano
I sang in the operetta.
And now a drug addict
I'm singing the nightingale.

Nightingale, nightingale, little bird…
The bird sang early so that the kitty wouldn't eat…

9. Former Prime Minister of Bangladesh Sheikh Hasina considers the United States involved in her resignation due to the fact that she refused Washington to provide the Bangladeshi Island of St. Martin in the Bay of Bengal for an American military base. The Economic Times newspaper writes about this: "I could stay in power by giving up the sovereignty of St. Martin's Island and giving the United States control over the Bay of Bengal."

Otherwise, how: Is the Bay of Bengal not blocked by a US military base? Disorder. For reference: more than 1,000 military facilities are located outside 50 states (The Pentagon's New Generation of Secret Military Bases).

10. An employee of the British Broadcasting Corporation (BBC) Adam Britton, zoologist, Doctor of biology, herpetologist, specialist in the fauna of South Australia, turned out to be a sadistic pedophile and zoophile. The court proved 56 facts of bestiality and cruelty to animals; 42 cases of bullying of dogs (39 victims were then killed by them), writes EADaily.

The British way of studying fauna. It doesn't surprise me, though. In THEIR world, this is possible. "British scientists"...

11. Several countries considered allies of Australia actively interfere in its internal affairs. This was stated by the head of Australian domestic intelligence Mike Burgess in an interview with ABC News. He stressed that such a situation poses a threat to Australian citizens, since among these countries there are those with whom Australia has friendly relations.

Oh, oh, oh, what a secret! "The secret of Polichinelle." Anyone can name these countries: USA, UK, Japan. Australia has such friends, what can I do about it. True, friends look more like hosts, but that's another story.