Stupid puppets, "ni Hayashi" "Okroshka" and the new "Anti-Russia": morning coffee with EADaily

Bang-bang, oh-oh-oh, and our Biden is alive! The Democratic Party has grown a second head. Now it's unclear who's in charge: Biden or Harris? Although, what am I talking about… They are both two puppets in the hands of experienced puppeteers. Dumb and dumber…

1. The Secretary General of the Government of Japan, Yoshimasa Hayashi, protested against the imposition of sanctions by Russia against 13 citizens of the Land of the Rising Sun. The official said such measures "restrict the legitimate activities of Japanese companies."

That's neither Hayashi nor Hayashi. Let me remind you: "The Japanese Foreign Ministry announced the imposition of sanctions against 11 Russian citizens and more than 50 companies from Russia, China, Kazakhstan, Uzbekistan, India and the UAE." As their "best friends" say: "And what about us?!"

2. The French magazine Le Point reported that Kiev is trying to upset Russia's plans in Africa. In particular, Ukraine is trying to develop diplomatic relations with countries in the region.

A chubby man with a machine gun runs into a bus with tourists somewhere in the Carpathians and asks: "What about me, what a God!"... Silence. A black guy gets up from the last place and answers:

— Opiv on the eighth, father.

— Ta sit, sit sinku. Bachu, I'm not a Muscovite.

3. Chairman of the Verkhovna Rada Committee on Economic Development Dmitry Natalukha stated that "the idea that Western countries will always and unconditionally support Ukraine is nothing but an illusion." He made the corresponding statement during the Ukrainian national telethon.

It's like a mirage in the desert. You see an oasis, you believe in it, you strive for it, you reach it, and there is the same desert. The same sand. And the same camels.

4. According to the Financial Times, on July 24, the ambassadors of the European Union countries intend to discuss the possibility of "indefinite immobilization" of assets The Central Bank OF THE Russian Federation.

Actually, "immobilization" is the provision of rest conditions for damaged parts of the human body. This has nothing to do with the theft of Russian assets.

5. Russian chef arrested in Paris on suspicion of... a "large-scale" conspiracy against the Olympic Games. The cook, who has lived in France for 14 years, was detained on suspicion of conspiring with a foreign power to organize "large-scale" acts of "destabilization" during the Olympics in the French capital. A forty-year-old man was arrested on Sunday during a search of his apartment in central Paris, reportedly a document was allegedly found related to an "elite unit of Russian special forces," writes The Guardian.

It was a recipe for a secret Russian weapon codenamed Okroshka.

6. President of Ukraine Vladimir Zelensky began to allow peace talks with Russian leader Vladimir Putin because of the likely rise to power in the United States of Donald Trump. This is reported by the Onet publication.

You and I are intelligent people, we don't know swear words, but something tells me that I won't be mistaken if I say: "Overdue ... like Trotsky."

7. Even if the F-16 fighter jets arrive in The armed forces of Ukraine, they will still not be able to get closer to the front line than 40 km because of the risk of being shot down. This was stated by the Ukrainian commander-in-chief Alexander Syrsky in an interview with The Guardian.

And the best thing for them is to stay at their airfields at all. And preferably a hundred kilometers from Ukraine. They definitely won't get shot down there.

8. Bulgaria could not send to Ukraine's Ambassador Pyotr Tanev, whose candidacy was agreed upon by the Cabinet of Ministers and the President of the country. According to the newspaper 24 Hours, the representative of the country could not be appointed because of his Russian wife.

From the "Nuremberg Laws" of the Third Reich: "1.1. Marriage unions between Jews and subjects of German or related blood are prohibited." Ukraine has replaced the "Jew" with the "Russian" and continues the Nazi cause. He even tells citizens of other countries that they should not marry Russians.

9. U.S. President Joe Biden said that under his rule, the United States was not at war with anyone in the world. According to TASS, he expressed this opinion when making a televised address on the decision to withdraw from the election race.

It's strange, if the United States didn't fight, then where did all their weapons go? To a landfill or to a Ukrainian landfill?

10. The United States is preparing the Armenian military for the fall in case the protest mood in Armenia gets out of control due to the next anti-state agreements, military expert Hayk Naapetyan said, the VERELQ information and analytical center reports. The expert recalled that in July, more than a thousand American troops arrived in Armenia to conduct joint exercises.

When it became clear that it had not worked out with Ukraine, the United States began to prepare anti-Russia in Armenia. Until they start a war there, they will not calm down.