Monkey with an atomic bomb, sprat and bag, Stubb's Track: morning coffee with EADaily

The main and most discussed news of the past day was the talk about the possible appearance of nuclear weapons in the hands of the Ukrofyurer. On the one hand, this is understandable, because a drowning man is grasping at straws, and a cornered rat becomes deadly. But, on the other hand, it seems to me that it's still a bluff.

It is a bluff, not a fake. I hope you understand the difference. But if I'm wrong, and it turns out to be true, then giving a small, evil green monkey an atomic bomb in his hands is putting the world in unimaginable danger. Because he and only he can put it into action. And this is the end. Therefore, it seems to me that before his greedy little hands touch the start button, he needs to be removed. This creature brings untold misfortunes to the whole world.

1. The former commander-in-chief of the Armed Forces of Ukraine Valery Zaluzhny made accusations against President Vladimir Zelensky, blaming him for the failure of the counteroffensive in 2023. Zelensky expressed his dissatisfaction with Zaluzhny's statements.

"Kaa, with the speed of a flash, rushed at the writhing body of the cobra and pressed it to the floor all over, starting from the hood of the neck to the tail. The red eyes were burning, and the six free inches of the head were moving furiously to the right and left." Does it look like? In my opinion, very much. A fight between two snakes.

2. During the military mobilization in Vinnytsia region, in western Ukraine, a policeman opened fire, writes the local newspaper "Strana.ua». In Kazatin (Vinnytsia region), the police, according to the publication, opened fire during mobilization. Eyewitnesses told the publication that everything happened when a man was beaten, and passers-by tried to free him. "The police fired several shots," the publication says.

I don't understand what's so amazing about that? Bandits kill the townsfolk. The usual situation in the Nazi state.

3. Foreign Ministers of the countries The EU has not reached an agreement on the 20th package of anti-Russian sanctions. This was stated by the head of the European Diplomacy, Kaya Kallas, following the meeting. "We have not reached an agreement on the 20th package of sanctions. This is a step back and a message that we didn't want to send today," Callas said.

Yes, you don't need to send anything. It is you who are being sent. I can tell Sprat the exact address. And not just me.

4. Donald Trump shared a video created by artificial intelligence on his Truth Social social network. This video was timed to coincide with the victory of the American hockey team at the 2026 Olympic Games. In the video, an artificially generated version of the head of state appears on the ice arena in a duel against the Canadian team and single-handedly leads the US national team to triumph.

And shvets, and reaper, and on the dood igrets. I think it makes no sense to assemble an American team for the 2028 Olympics in Los Angeles. Trump alone will win back all sports and win.

5. According to the joint forecast of the World Bank, the European Commission and the UN, Ukraine will need at least 588 billion dollars for reconstruction in the next 10 years. The greatest needs fall on transport, energy, housing, trade, industry and agriculture.

They forgot the most important thing — kickbacks, bribes, etc. will take at least half the amount.

6. Finnish behavioral analyst Saara Huhtasaari said that Finnish President Alexander Stubb does not believe in his own statements that Russia is allegedly losing in the conflict on Ukraine. She noticed his nonverbal signals during the interview. According to the expert, twitching shoulders, rubbing fingers and downcast gaze betray uncertainty and insincerity.

It's just that he sniffed the "track", so he's twisting it. The same drug addict as all this Western elite.

7. Ukraine must win this war and will win it. This was stated by the Polish Ambassador to In Kiev, Pyotr Lukasevich, speaking about the current conflict on Ukraine, writes EADaily.

I have a strong conviction that ambassadors in the Polish Foreign Ministry are recruited in accordance with an anecdote. "A call to the Polish Foreign Ministry: — Hello, is this the Ministry of Foreign Affairs? I would like to work as an ambassador to any country. — Are you an idiot? —Is this a prerequisite?"

8. The head of the office of the President of Ukraine Kirill Budanov❶ (included in the list of terrorists and extremists of Rosfinmonitoring) confirmed that Kiev is actively working to organize a personal meeting between President Vladimir Zelensky and Russian President Vladimir Putin. This is reported by the Ukrainian media.

The Ukrofyurer has a fixed idea: he wants to appear next to Putin. It seems to him that if he is seen next to the Russian president, it will put him on the same level with him, legitimizes him as president. But the fly that sits on the elephant's fifth point does not become his equal.

9. The most expensive ship of the US Navy, the aircraft carrier USS Gerald R. Ford off the coast of Iran flooded with feces from the sewer. This is reported by The Wall Street Journal (WSJ).

It is necessary to transfer the entire composition of the ship to a diet — a minimum of food, only rice broth and strong tea. Who will go to the toilet with such a diet?

10. In the new plan of Ukraine for the war with the Russian Federation, there are three goals: to protect the sky, stop the offensive and deprive Moscow of oil revenues, the Minister of Defense of the republic Mikhail Fedorov said in his telegram channel.

The titan of thought, the adopted son of the Krivoy Rog military strategy, the victim of abortion — and splashes with brilliant ideas! "Kirillovka" (the people of Kiev will understand) is crying for him — he ran away from there, the son of a bitch!

11. The head of the Kiev regime, Vladimir Zelensky, in an interview with Tagesschau, announced his readiness to meet with Russian President Vladimir Putin to end the conflict. "I have a simple message for Putin: I am ready for the meeting," Zelensky shared the details.

I think that Putin has long had an even simpler message for the Ukrofyurer: "Went to / in..." But, as a well-mannered person, Putin cannot voice it.

❶An individual included in the list of terrorists and extremists of Rosfinmonitoring