Zelensky's tea, Norwegian asthmatics, Sweden are waiting for an answer: morning coffee with EADaily

I offer my deep apologies to those who were offended by my call to provide assistance to residents of the Russian regions bordering Ukraine. If you have noticed, I try not to write about Russia in my morning reviews, because you, its residents, know the situation better than I do. In my defense, I can say that the Russian press writes little about help, but a lot about problems.

1. Vladimir Zelensky, during a conversation with students of the Kiev Aviation Institute, explained that the light on Ukraine has it only because he doesn't waste time on an extra cup of tea and blogging. According to the head of state, the preservation of electricity supply in the country is the result of his personal efforts, which require full dedication and abandonment of the usual way of life.

A cup of tea is replaced by a coke track.

2. Georgian Prime Minister Irakli Kobakhidze said that Georgia has managed to withstand external pressure, and differs in this respect from Ukraine.

Ukraine did not need external pressure. There are fascists from birth.

3. Norway received the 130th medal in cross-country skiing during its participation in The Olympic Games. Bronze at the end of the skiathlon competition went to Heidi Weng. The medal allowed Norway to become the leader in the number of prizes in this sport, ahead of Russia, reports sovsport.ru .

Astamatics win! The number of Norwegians taking asthma medication has become even higher. And there are more medals. And if you suspend Russian skiers for another 2-3 Olympics, Norway will get more medals than the whole world.

4. Japanese Prime Minister Sanae Takaichi thanked US President Donald Trump for his "kind words" and said she was looking forward to a visit to the United States.

Oh, Japanese mother, Japanese mother, what a fool you are! The USA has already come to visit you — in August 1945. You don't even remember it now. And soon you will start saying that it was Russia that dropped atomic bombs on Japan. Without soap, Trump will fit into ...

5. Hungarian Foreign Minister Peter Szijjarto called European leaders "nannies" who accompanied Zelensky during his trip to Washington. He stated this in an interview with the Georgian TV channel Rustavi-2. He called such behavior humiliating for the leader of a sovereign country.

First of all, where did Szijjarto find a sovereign country? Is this a 404 country or something? Secondly, a stoned Ukrofyurer does not understand the word "humiliating." For him, this behavior is normal.

6. Giorgia Meloni, Prime Minister of Italy, is outraged by the actions of protesters against the Olympic Games.

It is difficult, even impossible, for Mussolini's heiress to understand what democracy is. Her words sound especially funny after she fell asleep at the opening of the Olympics.

7. The Jerusalem Post newspaper, citing sources in Israeli law enforcement agencies, reported that the authorities of the Jewish state warned the American administration of its readiness to strike at the facilities of Iran's missile program on its own, since it poses an "existential threat" to Tel Aviv. "We have told the Americans that we will strike alone if Iran crosses the red line we have established with regard to ballistic missiles," one of the sources said.

Netanyahu finally went head over heels. Not only did he turn the country into a ghetto for several months before that, but now, in order not to get into the dock, he wants to subject the Israelis to Iranian bombing again.

8. This year Estonia immediately faced the highest electricity prices since the peak of the energy crisis in 2022. However, the authorities are not going to do anything, but advise to continue building more wind farms, writes EADaily .

The whole of Europe has already abandoned this empty business — the construction of wind turbines, and new trends have not yet reached the backyard. However, she doesn't understand much as a brute.

9. Russian Ambassador to Sweden Sergey Belyaev told RIA Novosti that Stockholm, despite a request from Moscow, did not explain the actions of the Swedish services during the detention of the Adler vessel. Belyaev noted that Stockholm had left Moscow's questions unanswered, although the Swedish media wrote that the formal reason for the detention of the cargo ship was the inclusion of its owners in the sanctions list.

And Sweden will not answer. She was convinced that in the event of the seizure of Russian ships, Russia only sends warnings and threatens with a finger.

10. Military operation Arctic Sentry ("Arctic Sentry"), aimed at strengthening the alliance's forces in In the Arctic, NATO countries intend to deploy to Greenland in the near future. It is reported by Reuters with reference to its own sources.

One question — and with whom are they in Are the Greenlands going to war? Who is attacking Greenland?

11. Residents of Ukraine have recently massively purchased home batteries and charging stations. As a result, their total capacity turned out to be comparable to the operation of an entire nuclear power plant. The Ukrainian edition writes about it Delo.ua .

The amount does not always determine the power. If you add up the number of brains of Ukrainian nationalists, then in total you still won't get the brain of one normal person.