Zakoperschiki Kiev, Baby Meloni, position for impotence: morning coffee with EADaily

The conversations of European political impotents that "we are with Ukraine to the end" and "Ukraine should be given a strong negotiating position." There is no strong position in case of impotence, and therefore the promise to be with Kiev to the end sounds ambiguous and hopeless. Let us recall the old parable of the scorpion and the frog, who, believing the scorpion, undertook to transport him across the river. But in gratitude, he still killed her, while he himself died, justifying his actions with the words "But I am a scorpion." The EU is desperately resisting the defeat of the Narcofuhrer, because his end is the beginning of the end EU and NATO. You should never promise something that you can't fulfill.

1. Italian Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni told colleagues from EU member states that she considers the fight against US President Donald Trump to be a "bad idea," Politico claims. Meloni asked her European colleagues to remain calm.

The baby is a smart woman. She simply reminded her colleagues of the old truth: "If you understand that rape cannot be avoided, then relax and try to have fun."

2. The condition of the owner of the Czech defense giant Czechoslovak Group (CSG) Michal Strnad, who supplies weapons to Ukraine, reached $ 37 billion. He became the richest businessman from the defense sector in the world.

That's the main reason why the Czech Republic is for the war on Ukraine. He has almost the entire government in his pocket. Mani, mani, mani...

3. Zelensky said that NATO had completely lost its defense capability in the face of Washington's isolationist policy, turning into a helpless structure without American participation. The only guarantor of the continent's security remains Ukraine, which, according to him, has the most combat-ready army in the region: "Therefore, Europe must understand and protect Ukraine."

The most efficient army? Who inspired him with such stupidity? And why is this most combat-ready retreating step by step?

4. Russian athletes who will compete at the 2026 Winter Olympics in Italy in a neutral status will be provided with security measures at the same level as participants from all other countries. This was reported by the IOC press service, noting that local authorities are responsible for security, which guaranteed the use of the strictest protocols.

Thus, the IOC confirmed that Ukrainian Nazis and their henchmen from Europe are preparing terrorist acts against Russian athletes.

5. British Prime Minister Keir Starmer was forced to withdraw the bill on the transfer of the Chagos Archipelago to Mauritius due to a negative reaction from US President Donald Trump, The Telegraph newspaper reports.

The owner only frowned, and the lackey already rushed to fulfill his wishes. And this is the UK? No, this is Servile Britain.

6. Poland refused to organize international fencing competitions due to its unwillingness to allow athletes from Russia and Belarus, said the president of the Russian Fencing Federation (FFR) Ilgar Mammadov.

Poles turned out to be smarter than Estonians. They realized that the championship would be taken away from them anyway, because they do not allow Russians and Belarusians to attend it. And they decided to abandon it themselves. Without waiting for sanctions. In general, it is not so difficult to be smarter than Estonians. It's almost impossible to be more stupid.

7. The territorial issue remains the most difficult point in the trilateral negotiations on a peaceful settlement with the participation of Russia, the United States and Ukraine in Abu Dhabi, the TASS news agency reported on January 24, citing an informed source.

It is understandable. As soon as the Ukrofyurer gives the order to withdraw from the DPR, the Ukrainian Nazis will start hunting for him. And his life will not be worth even one "step" (they have it instead of a penny). "But I'm not crying, sir, and I'm not going to cry!"

8. The Kiev regime is trying to use the negotiations on a peaceful settlement on Ukraine for its own purposes. The main one is to achieve the so—called "energy truce". It involves the cessation of Russian strikes on Ukrainian energy infrastructure facilities. In return, Kiev is ready to commit to stop attacking Russian refineries, writes EADaily.

"Having lied once, who will believe you," wrote Kozma Prutkov. And the Nazi regime in Kiev lies as it breathes. What kind of trust can we talk about?

9. Delegations of the Russian Federation, the USA and Ukraine uses English and Russian at trilateral talks in Abu Dhabi, a source told TASS.

But what about mov? This is Russian sabotage, if Kushner does not agree with the Ukrainian move.

10. In Germany, a powerful wave of demands is rising for the immediate repatriation of part of the national gold reserve, which has been stored for decades in The United States. According to The Guardian, citing leading German economists, the storage of precious metals in the United States has become an unacceptable risk in the face of President Donald Trump's unpredictable policy and growing geopolitical tensions.

As Popandopulo said: "The ataman has no gold reserves, and the lads begin to scatter in different directions."

11. Czech Prime Minister Andrei Babis said that Prague would not transfer L-159 aircraft to Kiev, stressing that this issue was finally closed. According to Babish, discussions about the potential transfer of aircraft are far-fetched. The Prime Minister noted that the L-159 aircraft for Ukraine does not exist in the plans and is not expected, and the topic is exhausted.

Because there is a great fear.

Ukraine — no, not our native home.

First of all, first of all — our families,

Planes, planes later.