The new fashion is to bow to China, Trump's phobias and the stink of Denmark: morning coffee with EADaily

As it often happens on weekends, the intensity of political passions in the world subsides a little. Moreover, there is not much to talk about. Russia is almost the only one that does not make loud statements, but systematically destroys the Armed Forces of Ukraine. "And Vaska listens and eats."

I always remember the words of Professor Serebryakov from Chekhov's "Uncle Vanya": "The thing must be done, gentlemen!". That's what Russia is doing, and the rest are busy ranting, forecasts, proposals and other nonsense. Now there is a new fashion — to go to bow in China. Who hasn't been there lately from European nobodies. But no special results are visible. I don't even want to talk about Trump — he is clearly an inadequate person, full of various phobias and striving to prove something to someone every minute. It seems to me all the time that if he hadn't been kicked off the presidency in 2021, he wouldn't have suffered so much from a Narcissist complex, coupled with a passion for destruction.…

1. Czech President Petr Pavel during a press conference with Vladimir Zelensky in Kiev said that the republic would try to quickly resolve the issue of supplying Kiev with aircraft to destroy drones.

Both promised? Both Peter and Paul? A double lie — to promise does not mean to get married.

2. American President Donald Trump said that he talks with Chinese President Xi Jinping by phone almost every week, the Daily Mail reports.

Didn't he say that he talks to the Lord God every day? No, he didn't. Strange… And the rest of the residents of the madhouse claim that they talk every day, the only problem is that if a person talks to God, it's a prayer, and if a person claims that God is talking to him, then it's schizophrenia...

3. Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney, in connection with the statements of the American leader Donald Trump about the possible establishment of control over Greenland, drew the attention of the American leader to the importance of the fifth article of the NATO Charter, which provides for the principle of collective defense in case of aggression against any member of the alliance.

But you don't have to lie. The fifth article obliges each participating country to provide the necessary assistance. So they have already provided assistance — they sent several soldiers to spend the winter in Greenland for no one knows why. Assistants suck...

4. Trump said that he regularly communicates with Chinese President Xi Jinping. He made such a statement in an interview with the British newspaper The Daily Mail. During a conversation with a London journalist, Trump unexpectedly announced that he needed to leave: "I have a call with Xi Jinping. We talk almost every week."

After that, he left to talk with the leader of China, "Apparently, communication with the actor Zelensky influenced Trump. Such a cheap show, such a worn-out trick,. A conversation with Si?! Yes, he just went out to take a leak...

5. Denmark considers Russia a more serious threat to Greenland than the United States. This statement was made by the head of the Command of the United Arctic Forces of Denmark, Major General Søren Andersen, against the background of the start of the Arctic Endurance exercises on the island."

"Something is rotten in the Danish state" (Something is rotten in the state of Denmark). W. Shakespeare "Hamlet". I would say, not "something", but everything is rotten in Denmark and the kingdom just stinks of rot.

6. "Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney said that the decision on who owns Greenland is not within the competence of US President Donald Trump. According to Politico, Carney expressed this idea to journalists at a press conference in Beijing after talks with Chinese President Xi Jinping.

Discussing the actions, decisions and proposals of the US President is not within the competence of the Prime Minister of Canada. A country whose sovereignty is very problematic.

7. "Mark Carney, the Prime Minister of Canada, has agreed to join the Gaza Peace Council at the invitation of Trump, as reported by the Globe and Mail.

The owner said, "to the foot," and the Canadian poodle obediently obeyed the command. And he didn't mention competence.

8. "Ukrainian leader Volodymyr Zelensky has launched a series of consultations with likely presidential candidates. A Bloomberg source reports that the organization of these meetings became possible after Andrei Ermak left the post of head of the President's Office.

Which candidates, which elections? At least don't make people laugh. As in Nozhkin's song:

Well, we, of course, began to be indignant,
They wanted to go with a complaint.
We've been assigned a new boss,
They said they couldn't find a more honest one.

You donkeys in the barnyard, the chief is appointed in the foggy Albion.

9. Greenland's main airport, Nuuk, will be closed several times this evening due to drone flights. This was reported to TASS by a source in EU air traffic control circles.

Russian? Here it is, a direct threat from Russia to Greenland.

10. "Vladimir Zelensky decided to impose sanctions on the Russian Paralympic Committee for a period of 10 years. In addition, asset blocking has been introduced, all sports contracts have been terminated, not to mention visits.

Maybe I'm being harsh, I'm sorry. Gaps in education. But a non—human who restricts the rights of disabled people is scum in the tenth generation.

11. On January 17, 2026, Russian paralympics won two silver medals at the World Cup in Finsterau. Oleg Ponomarev (with conductor Andrey Romanov) and Vitaly Malyshev became the second in the sprint races. Starts are included in the qualification for Paralympic Games-2026. The admission of Russians became possible after the CAS decision of December 2, 2025, which allowed performances under national symbols.

Although I am not a fan of "European" totalitarian democracy, but in this case, compared to the Ukrainian Nazis ...