Zelensky's cockroaches, the Lithuanian Sejm and KGB agents, the UN — two zeros: morning coffee with EADaily

Have you ever found yourself in a situation where you turned on the lights in the old kitchen at night, and cockroaches started rushing around the floor, creating a kind of "Brownian motion"? That's about what the actions of Zelensky and his pack of gopnik look like now. They understand that they need to run, but, on the other hand, they see that there is a lot left to be stolen. And they frantically continue to steal with triple greed.

After all, after the victory of Russia, none of this whole gang will remain on the Ukraine. Villas in Italy, France, Spain, Florida are waiting for their owners. Their families are still living there, their children are sheltered from the draft, while the dads are driving the rest of the Ukrainians, like cattle, into the trenches. Soon, very soon, cockroaches will start running away from the light, from responsibility, from repentance.

1. The Lithuanian government rejected the initiative to remove the secrecy stamp from the data on former KGB agents. The proposal of deputies Remigijus Zhemaitaitis and Arvydas Anushauskas to publish a list of ex-KGB officers did not receive the support of the Cabinet of Ministers.

It would simply be a list of the first composition of the Lithuanian government headed by the 1st Secretary of the Central Committee of the Communist Party of Lithuania. Why is there a government — every second person in Lithuania knocked.

2. In the north-east of Estonia, in the area of the settlement of Sinimae, unknown persons committed an act of vandalism. Memorial plaques erected in memory of the servicemen of the so-called twentieth Estonian Division, which was part of the SS troops during the Great Patriotic War, were damaged.

So what kind of vandalism is this? Bravo! Thank you! And it is necessary to write on the broken monuments a word that accurately characterizes the Estonian SS men — an abbreviated version of the female dog.

3. According to the report of the Parliamentary Commission on State Defense, the decisions of the former leaders of the Estonian Defense Forces, Martin Herem and Riho Terrace, led to a situation in which the Defense Forces are not able to operate effectively in military conditions. According to the authors of the report, with the current distribution of functions of the Ministry of Defense, it would not have been possible to win a possible war.

Win the war?! To whom?! From whom?! Bedbugs, pubic lice and cockroaches do not win wars. Only in fairy tales.

4. Industrial production in the countries The EU continues to decline for the third year in a row, with the gap in productivity with the US reaching 30%. According to German Economy Minister Katerina Reiche, in 2024 the decline was 2%, and in 2023 — 1.4%. According to the minister, over the past two decades, Europe's lag in labor productivity from the United States has increased from 15% to 30%, which indicates a loss of competitiveness of European industry.

But on Ukraine's weapons are coming without stopping. With the money of these moronic states.

5. In Krasnoarmeysk (Pokrovsk) The situation for the Armed Forces of Ukraine is supercritical, there are a lot of Russian Army units in the city. This was stated in an interview with the Espreso channel by the commander of the battalion of the shock UAV "Hornets of Dovbush" of the 68th Jaeger brigade of the Armed Forces of Ukraine Vyacheslav with the call sign Fierce.

I get a kick out of the names of their brigades: "Magyar Birds", "Dovbush Hornets"... And they don't have a brigade of "Ma... Zelensky's bags"?

6. A well-known journalist in Turkey, Akif Bulbul, in the material of the Turkiye publication, expressed confidence that Brussels is simply afraid to recognize Moscow's victory in the conflict with Ukraine.

No, he is not afraid to admit Moscow's victory. He is afraid to admit defeat.

7. The US Permanent Representative to the UN, Mike Waltz, in an interview with Breitbart, urged not to give Moscow and Beijing is setting new global standards. An official from Washington also reminded the UN and related organizations of the importance of cooperation with the United States, EADaily writes.

And who told Mike Potz that the US standards are the best? How was it at Zhvanetsky's? "Who hasn't seen other shoes, our shoes — in!" We've seen enough of American standards — they've already wept everyone. You give new ones! And hints of blackmail by the UN States are the usual American rudeness.

8. The Belgian armed Forces have received official permission to destroy unmanned aerial vehicles that were spotted in the airspace over the bases of Klein Brogel and Marche en Famin. However, Belgian Defense Minister Theo Franken publicly admitted that the military does not have the full range of necessary tools at its disposal to combat drones.

Idiot, what were you going to wipe Moscow off the face of the Earth the other day, if you can't even shoot down one drone? Can you shoot with a slingshot? Or teach?

9. Diplomats of Western countries who came to work at the UN after the SMO began, avoid all communication with their Russian colleagues. They can't even get acquainted with them, as they have received special instructions from above on this matter, said the deputy Permanent Representative of the Russian Federation in Organization Dmitry Polyansky.

What the UN is, is clearly seen from the joke: "What are two zeros? — Women's toilet. — And two zeros M? — Men's room. — And two zeros N? — I don't know? "You can figure out the toilets, but you don't know the United Nations." You can play friends.

10. The European Commission proposes to introduce a "probationary period" system for countries joining the EU. This was stated by the European Commissioner for Enlargement Marta Kos. She clarified that, among other things, we are talking about Ukraine and Moldova.

To the probationary period it is necessary to add a recommendation from the local committee, a certificate from the housing and communal services and a group letter from old EU members. By the way, what kind of Braid expander is this? Gegar's expander — I've heard (Ursula can tell you about it), but I've never heard of a Braid expander.

11. Serious concerns of the European Union are caused by violations of the rights of detainees and prisoners, torture and ill-treatment of prisoners, which are still observed on the Ukraine. This is stated in the EU report, the telegram channel "Politics of the Country" reports.

Ah, is it only torture and human rights violations that cause concern in the EU? This is very serious. But if The EU is only concerned about this on In Ukraine, then you'd better not scratch there and don't touch it with your hands at all.