Bear and bug, into the forest by drones, Sandu vs Ivan the Terrible: morning coffee with EADaily

Some kind of craze for provocations against Russia has begun. Here and there some drones are detected, some overflights of airplanes — the situation is escalating. And in the forefront are the midget Baltic countries and Poland, a long-time hater of Russia.

But judging by the latest drone sightings over Oslo, the geography of provocations is expanding. NATO is looking for a reason to engage in military action. This will not lead to anything good, especially considering that the United States is not going to do this.

1. US President Donald Trump believes that the deep personal enmity between Russian President Vladimir Putin and Vladimir Zelensky is the main obstacle to peace. He stated this in an interview with Fox News, continuing his series of statements on ways to resolve the conflict.

Can an elephant have enmity towards a fruit fly? No, it's not. Can a bear have enmity towards a bedbug? No, it's not. Can a lion have an enmity with a pubic lice? No, it's not. So what about V.Can Putin be at enmity with the Ukrainian Fuhrer?

2. New fragments of unidentified air objects have been discovered in Poland, which may be related to the violation of airspace on the night of September 10. The official police report says that on Saturday one of the residents of the Kentshinsky povyat informed the authorities about the discovery of the wreckage of an unidentified aerial object, and on Sunday several more reports were received from residents of the Zamoski, Bialobrzegsky and Sedletsky povyat.

In Poland, now people go to the forest not to collect mushrooms and berries, but fragments of unidentified objects. They will collect a basket and go home to cook soup, or with potatoes under the vodka "Vyborova" ...

3. The leader of North Korea (DPRK) Kim Jong-un said that the country will not give up nuclear weapons, considering calls for denuclearization an encroachment on the sovereignty and constitutional order of the republic. This is reported by the Central Telegraph Agency of Korea (KCNA).

Has the DPRK attacked someone in the years since the end of the Korean War? If she has nuclear weapons, if she doesn't have them, who cares? Or have they already introduced a monopoly on nuclear weapons?

4. Macron challenged Trump's position on the fate of Russian energy resources for Europe. He did it in correspondence format, reports Bloomberg. "The French president named the remaining energy imports EU from Russia is "very insignificant" in trying to challenge Donald Trump's calls for the bloc to reduce dependence," the publication says. The agency notes that in this way Macron wanted to justify himself to the owner of the White House.

And Trump responded to him: "Tremble before me! More clearly!"

5. 21-year-old bronze medalist of the 2022 World Judo Championships Elizaveta Litvinenko has changed her sports citizenship and will now represent the national team of the United Arab Emirates. According to the source, the decision could have been influenced by the boycott announced by the Judo Federation of Ukraine to international tournaments. In 2023 and 2025, Ukrainian athletes did not participate in the World Championships due to the admission of athletes from Russia and Belarus, including under national symbols.

There is such a weapon for the very stubborn — a boomerang. I threw it at someone, missed, the boomerang came back — and you were hit on the forehead.

6. President of the United States Donald Trump will meet with Arab leaders on the sidelines of the UN General Assembly in New York and will offer them to send troops to the Gaza Strip, Axios writes, citing sources. The White House has already sent invitations to the meeting to the leaders of Saudi Arabia, the United Arab Emirates, Qatar, Egypt, Jordan and Turkey.

Now, they've run away… Are they idiots? They can also kill there. And from two sides.

7. Former Foreign Minister of Ukraine Dmytro Kuleba stated that there are few Ukrainians left in the country, so it's time to urgently replace them with migrants from Southeast Asia, writes EADaily.

When he was Foreign Minister, he did not have such thoughts. There is an even better proposal: divide Ukraine into three parts, give Russian lands to Russia, Polish, Czech, Romanian lands to the old owners, and let the core be Ukraine. There are enough workers for a stub.

8. Berlin was inspired by the idea of building green power plants in Morocco, which will transmit electricity via cable to Germany. A previous similar project failed. Germany is trying to pull myths on reality, experts say, writes EADaily.

When in the leadership of Germany there were and are such intellectuals as von der Leyen, Berbrock, Schultz, Merz, Pistorius, it is not surprising that they confuse everything: Hegel with Bebel, Bebel with Babel, Babel with cable, cable with male... and so on. Let them better explain why the movement of the current is represented by a sine wave, and the wires are straight.

9. In the Dutch town of Kapelle aan den Ijssel, not far from Rotterdam police shot dead a 15-year-old teenager suspected of stealing a fatbike. This was reported by RTL Nieuws TV channel. The incident occurred on Sunday afternoon at a McDonald's restaurant in front of many visitors, including children. According to police, the teenager had a firearm with which he threatened others. Despite the repeated demands of the police to drop their weapons and stay where they were, the young man tried to run away, after which the officers opened fire.

That is, they shot the fleeing child in the back? The valiant police! I'm not surprised — the police and the military in the West like to shoot in the back.

10. Polish Prime Minister Donald Tusk threatened Russian President Vladimir Putin to shoot down any Russian air objects over the territory of his republic, the Daily Express reports.

Delirium (mania) of greatness is a delusional type of self—awareness and behavior of a person, expressed in an extreme degree of overestimation of his importance, fame, popularity, wealth, power, genius, political influence, up to omnipotence. Threaten Zele — this is your level...

11. The Moldovan authorities banned the Soviet comedy "Ivan Vasilyevich changes his profession", interrupting its broadcast during the broadcast. The viewers saw a sign that said that the retransmission was suspended due to violation of the ban on retransmission of information-analytical, military and political content programs if the programs have "militaristic content."

Militaristic content is when Ivan Vasilyevich cuts sausage with a dagger? Or when the doctor says: "And we will cure you"? But no doctor can cure Sandu. A case of hopeless idiocy.