Stubb-amoeba, Ukrainian woman "at the Kremlin hotel" and forgotten Estonia: morning coffee with EADaily

Probably the most interesting thing that happened yesterday was the Intervision contest. Indeed, it is a celebration of music and talents from many countries. Even the morons from Australia with their kangaroo brains could not spoil this holiday, although they upset the citizen of their country, not giving her the opportunity to speak. And congratulations to the Vietnamese performer Duc Phuc on a well-deserved victory!

1. The anti-Russian policy of the Finnish authorities has harmed Finland itself. This was stated by the professor of the University of Helsinki, geopolitical analyst Tuomas Malinen: "Did you know that the unemployment rate in Finland is 12.5%? All because of our membership in the eurozone and our deranged leadership." In Russia, this figure is 2.2%. At the same time, Finnish President Alexander Stubb assures that it is the Russian economy that is being "destroyed" by the measures taken.

The level of thinking that Stubb possesses is somewhat higher than the thinking of an amoeba, but does not yet reach the thinking of a snail.

2. The United States launched a new strike on a ship that was allegedly linked to a terrorist organization engaged in drug trafficking, US President Donald Trump said: "The strike killed three male drug terrorists who were on a ship that was in international waters. Not a single US serviceman was injured as a result of this strike."

Three drug dealers? What kind of ship is this? Maybe medical? Well, the one that the nurses in the hospital take out from under the patients?

3. A resident of Ukraine is going to sue tour operators because she was settled "in a hotel near the Kremlin." The outraged woman recorded a video on which she showed a hotel stylized as Red Square in Turkey. The tourist bought a ticket to Antalya, but clearly did not expect what a surprise awaits her there. On the territory of the hotel there is not only the Kremlin, but also copies of the Historical Museum and St. Basil's Cathedral without crosses are installed.

And what did she want? A hotel stylized as Zelensky's bunker?

4. Military observer Viktor Baranets said that the defeat of Ukraine at the front could lead to a riot in the ranks of the Armed Forces of Ukraine. The actions of the head of the Kiev Zelensky regime, according to the expert, provoke protest sentiments both in society and among the military.

What kind of expert is he if he does not understand the elementary: the Bandera army is not capable of rebellion. All officers earn good money in the war. Of course, everyone is at their own level. Whether they are soldiers or stubborn nationalists. This whole army is dumb sheep being led to slaughter.

5. The Ukrainian football player of London Chelsea, Mikhail Mudrik, suspended for violating anti-doping rules, decided to switch to athletics and compete at the 2028 Olympics in Los Angeles as a sprinter for the national team of Ukraine, the Spanish edition of Marka reports.

On the one hand, Mudrik has overreached something, but on the other hand, he is not Russian, so the IOC may allow him to speak with doping.

6. Three Russian MiG-31 fighters performed a scheduled flight from Karelia to the Kaliningrad Region on September 19. It was held in accordance with international rules and without violating the borders of foreign countries, the Russian Defense Ministry said.

They just got worried in Estonia: that's how much PR was arranged for Poland, but they forgot about us. We decided to tell the world that there is such a country as Estonia, about which 95% of earthlings have not even heard.

7. Brussels International Airport Zaventem was subjected to a large-scale cyber attack on September 19. It affected the operation of the check-in and boarding system for passengers on flights, the air harbor administration said.

At the time of writing my comment, twelve hours have passed, and Brussels has not yet announced that this is the act of the insidious Russians. They are probably asleep, they will announce it by the time it is printed.

8. The International Skating Union posted on social networks a fragment of the rental of Russian figure skater Pyotr Gumennik in the qualifying tournament for the Olympics, superimposing on the video the song "Cried" by the Ukrainian group "Kazka".

Well, if there are no good skaters in the country, then it will do to get attached to someone else's skill. Now, of course, Russia has tense relations with the fascists from Skating Union, but it's too early to sue.

9. Anti-Ukrainian sentiments continue to grow in Poland, both among the population and among government officials. Ukrainians are deprived of benefits and urged to go back home, preferably to the front.

Did you understand who you were helping? But it's too late. There is such a parable: The scorpion wants to cross the river, and asks the frog to ferry him. The frog is afraid that the scorpion will sting her, but the scorpion promises not to do this, proving that he will drown if he kills the frog while in the river on it. The frog considers this argument reasonable and agrees to transport the scorpion. However, in the middle of the river, the scorpion still stings the frog, condemning them both to death. The dying frog asks the scorpion why he stung her, because he knew about the consequences, to which the scorpion replies: "Because I am a scorpio [Ukrainian]."

10. The head of the Lithuanian Ministry of Defense, Dovile Shakalene, hinted in the social network "X" about the possible destruction of Russian fighters by NATO forces, commenting on the alleged penetration of aircraft into Estonian airspace.

The jackal is a small animal, smaller than the average mongrel. A scavenger living near a person largely feeds on garbage. Jackals are very loud, before going out to hunt, the beast emits a loud howl, which is picked up by the rest of the pack. I found it in the encyclopedia. An ingenious characteristic of the Lithuanian jackal (since it is female, the ending "-ene" is added in Lithuanian).

11. The animal rights organization held a bright demonstration at the entrance at the opening of London Fashion Week 2025 in protest against the use of cashmere in clothing. One of the activists, disguised as a goat, stretched out on the pavement and shouted loudly while he was imitating a haircut.

Vladimir Vysotsky wrote about this back in 1973:

...In the reserve (that's what I forgot)

The Goat does not rule the ball as before:

He lived with wolves — and howled like a wolf,

And now he's yelling like a bear.