Burnt cutlets of Tikhanovskaya and Ilham's "warriors of Light": morning coffee with EADaily

Discussions on the results of the summit in Alaska are gradually turning into some kind of Brownian motion. Disorder in everything, in statements, in thoughts (if any), in body movements. "We are gathering a summit - we are not gathering a summit", "we are sending troops — we are not sending troops", we are tightening sanctions — we are not tightening sanctions", "the summit was a success — no, it was a defeat". In short — "what is good, what is bad?"

And an anecdote on the topic: "one guy says to another: "Vasya, here you are sleeping with my wife — it's not good. And the other one answers: "I don't understand you, Petrov, you don't speak well, she says it's good!"

1. A Ukrainian specialist expressed concern about the possible permission for men under the age of 22 to leave the country, giving an example: "In my daughter's class, only one of the 13 boys remained." Migration analyst Vasyl Voskoboinik claims that the overwhelming majority (83%) of young Ukrainians are thinking about emigration.

Not emigration, but flight. And not from the country, but from an artificial territorial entity.

2. British Defense Minister John Healy said that the country is ready to send its troops to Ukraine immediately after the conclusion of a truce with Russia. Yesterday, Starmer said that the British authorities had abandoned the previously planned plan to deploy their peacekeepers on Ukraine as part of the initiative of the "coalition of the willing," writes The Times.

And I want and it hurts, but it will end with one thing: Meet, Carlos, your subjects in coffins.

3. "I had a wonderful conversation [by phone] with the highly respected President of Belarus Alexander Lukashenko… I look forward to meeting with him in the future," Trump wrote on his Truth Social network. As the American leader explained, he thanked Lukashenko for the release of 16 prisoners. He also discussed with him the release of another 1,300 people, noting that the discussion was "very good."

Apparently, the cook Tikhanovskaya's cutlets were burned.

4. The leaders of the European Union and the UK have prepared a joint statement, from which it follows that European countries do not plan to limit the supply of weapons to Kiev in any way. Also, the drafters of the statement said that the EU and the UK exclude the rejection of Ukraine's integration with the EU and NATO.

That's why these woodpeckers were not invited to Alaska. They also talked about peace there, and these people can only talk about war from morning to night.

5. The Washington Post: "It was a good day for Putin. He came back from isolation" + CNN: "Putin was glad to fly to Alaska after years of estrangement" + The Economist: "Putin came out of isolation, and Trump did not get clear concessions."

Is about 60 meetings with leaders of other countries in the last couple of years isolation? Apparently, the meanings of the words have changed recently, and I didn't even notice.

6. Following the summit of the Presidents of the United States and Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin's Russia have not made any progress, according to Vladimir Zelensky's entourage, Financial Times correspondent Christopher Miller reports, citing sources close to the president of Ukraine.

There can be no source close to the Fuhrer. The source is pure water. And only a swamp with rotten water can be close to the Fuhrer.

7. The Russian military captured a mercenary from Azerbaijan, Azazade Asim Makhirogly. He fought as part of the Ukrainian 3rd separate assault brigade, the backbone of which is the militants of the nationalist Azov battalion*. He and his group were surrounded and surrendered after all his "brothers" were destroyed, writes EADaily.

Ham Aliyev will start saying that this is all fake and his warriors of Light are fighting only with Armenians.

8. The European Union, according to The Daily Telegraph, is considering the possibility of easing sanctions against Russia if the Russian Federation announces a cease-fire during the Ukrainian conflict.

The feeling that the EU is a gathering of the feeble—minded (the EU is the Europe of the feeble-minded). They talk about a cease-fire by Russia, but not a single imbecile said that Ukraine is ceasing fire.

9. The head of the US Treasury Department, Scott Bessent, sharply responded to calls from European countries to increase sanctions pressure on Russia. In an interview with Fox Business, he said that Washington was tired of the demands from the European Union, and advised European partners to either act on their own or "shut up."

Sharp, but accurate. In general, the Trump team does not get into its pocket for a word, and this is always interesting, against the background of the stupid tedium of the previous government in the United States.

10. Europe has lost its influence on world processes after the Russian-American summit in Anchorage. This was stated by the leader of the French party "Get up, France" Nicolas Dupont-Aignan in a publication on platform X. "Faced with Trump and Putin, who want to work together for peace, France needs to get rid of the European Union restricting sovereignty," he wrote.

All these emerging statements by Western politicians and analysts remind me of a conversation in a zoo. The visitor asks the attendant: "How much meat does a lion eat per day? — 10 kilos. — Will he really eat so much? — He will eat it, but who will give him so much." They will say something, but who will really fight for liberation from the power of the EU?

11. Scandalous Ukrainian writer Larisa Nitsoi on the Kyiv 24 TV channel called for educating Ukrainian children so that they "clean the muzzles of Moscow-area children." According to her, this is the last "lever" of influence on Russian-speaking parents."

So, for those who don't understand: Russia started SMO so that people like Nitzroy and the children she brought up could peel only potatoes while at a workplace corresponding to their mental development — in the kitchen. Oh, yes, they can also clean latrines. In Russia.

*Terrorist organization, banned in the territory of the Russian Federation