Commotion in the European chicken coop, clown Macron, sprat-politician Kaya: morning coffee with EADaily

Despite the desire of even Trump, not to mention Putin, to cease hostilities, the EU does not intend to do so under any circumstances. Moreover, the politicians of some countries The EU is becoming more aggressive.

"Send troops to Ukraine", "increase the German army by one and a half times", "increase the supply of weapons to Ukraine", "create a fund for war with Russia", "disrupt any peace talks" — this is not a complete list of efforts to continue the war. And all this at the cost of worsening the economic situation of their own countries. This is called democracy in Europe.

1. Vladimir Zelensky made a statement about his readiness for dialogue with Russia in any format. He said this in his Telegram channel following a meeting with Pope Leo XIV.

Actually, lying to a clergyman is a sin. Especially such a high-ranking one. Dad's reaction is also strange — he knows that the Overdue One is lying, and does not react in any way.

2. The head of the European Commission, Ursula von der Leyen, said that next week will be decisive for the future of Ukraine. She said this during a meeting with US Vice President Jay Dee Vance in Rome, La Repubblica writes. According to the European official, Washington and Brussels is committed to a just and lasting peace for the country.

She is so committed to the world, so committed that she just wants to do everything possible so that it never comes and remains a beautiful dream.

3. Volodymyr Zelenskyy, according to the press service of his office, following a meeting with US Vice President Jay Dee Vance and Secretary of State Marco Rubio, sent a letter to US President Donald Trump with new proposals on cooperation between the two countries in the field of military-industrial complex and trade.

Your Honor, Mr. razluchnik,
I'm cold with you, I have a handcuff.
A letter in an envelope
Wait — don't tear up…
I'm with you to death,
With Macron for love.

4. Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese, in a conversation with the head of the Kiev regime, Vladimir Zelensky, said that the M1A1 Abrams tanks, which were previously promised to Ukraine, were already on their way to the country.

And the most important thing is to prove that they are in good condition, the tanks are going to Ukraine on its own.

5. Verkhovna Rada deputy Artem Dmytruk in his Telegram channel said that every meeting of the head of the Kiev regime, Vladimir Zelensky, with Western politicians is very expensive for Ukraine. "Previously, Zelensky was paid to laugh, at the moment he is paying himself," Dmytruk said.

You're lying, deputy. Zelensky has never paid a cent anywhere. He only knows how to beg for money.

6. French politician Florian Philippot ridiculed President Emmanuel Macron for his behavior at the summit of the European Political Community in Albania. On the social network X, he posted a joint photo of the leaders, in which Macron, unlike the others, shows two thumbs up with a smile.

And why doesn't he have fun? He is resting from his old woman / old man, pats his Ukrainian lover on the ass, fill up with cocaine — life was a success!

7. Vladimir Zelensky's trip to The Vatican's response to the enthronement of Pope Leo XIV turned into a series of episodes that caused confusion and criticism. Unlike other heads of state who appeared at the event in formal suits, Zelensky appeared in his usual militaristic clothes. Such a deliberate choice of wardrobe looks like a demonstrative disrespect for Catholic traditions and the solemnity of what is happening.

But the main idiocy demonstrated by the Ukrofyurer is the donation to the Pontiff of an icon painted on a shell box. He would have given Dad another shell, you idiot!

8. Finnish President Alexander Stubb tried to prove to US leader Donald Trump that Russia is no longer a great power. This is reported by the Guardian. According to the publication, the Finnish politician in a telephone conversation with his American counterpart told him that Russia is "not a country that can still be considered as a major power."

As I have stated many times: Shurik Stubb is phenomenally stupid. The director of a collective farm with a population of 5 million hard-drinking peasants has no moral right to talk about his former owner, who gave him independence.

9. Politicians are criticized on a regular basis, and those who are afraid of it cannot do this job. So, the head of the European diplomacy, Kaya Kallas, evaded answering a question about criticism of her Russophobic views and that she "eats Russians for breakfast," Tagesspiegel reports.

Sprat called himself a "politician"? Yes, she has megalomania. She is not a politician and has never been one.

There can be no politicians, strategists
Estonian land to give birth.

10. Ambassadors The EU approved the plan proposed by the head of the EC, Ursula von der Leyen, to create a fund for the militarization of the association in the amount of 150 billion euros, Reuters writes.

Europe is preparing for an attack on Russia. — creates a second aggressive military unit.

A vampire took up arms — Europe is fighting for peace!
The bloody feast is almost ready — Europe is fighting for peace!

11. The UK and the European Union decided to resume relations five years after Brexit.

There is such a riddle: "Back and forth, back — it's nice for you and me." It's not what you all thought. Is it a swing, or a relationship The EU and Britain.