Goebbels and Sibiga, Kiev — part of Russia, Podol and validol: morning coffee with EADaily

Bright Week has come. Along with Easter, the Easter truce ended. Which has been violated by Ukraine not dozens, but hundreds of times. This suggests that any agreement with Ukraine, no matter who announced it on its part, is a fiction and a lie.

On the other hand, even if the Overdue One declares a truce, it will not be respected, because there are many military units that do not obey the green Fuhrer and act absolutely independently. Therefore, the only peace agreement that can be signed with the fascist regime is the complete surrender of the so-called Ukraine.

1. Ukraine unconditionally agreed with the US proposal for a full temporary ceasefire for 30 days, Russia can agree to this proposal at any time. This was stated by the Minister of Foreign Affairs of Ukraine Andriy Sibiga, writes EADaily .

Goebbels bowed to you, Andryusha. If you agreed to the truce, then who fired missiles and drones at Russian territory?

2. Representatives of the US Democratic Party express dissatisfaction with the desire of former American leader Joe Biden to return to big politics. This was reported by The Hill: "Democrats trying to recover from defeats in the 2024 elections are criticizing former President Biden for his return to the national stage."

There is only one arena in which Biden can appear. This is the arena of the circus tent. They can have a great duet with another clown, because two morons are strength.

3. Three high-ranking Pentagon officials, who have recently been kicked out of service in connection with a scandal over the leak of confidential data, complained about the lack of grounds for dismissal, the Washington Post.

Do they really think they are useful? Are there really still such idiots who believe that the Pentagon brings peace?

4. Researchers from The University of Michigan (MSU) found that the number of people who have never wanted to have children has doubled in the last 20 years across the United States. According to the Daily Mail, they found that the percentage of childless American adults who do not want to have children has increased from 14% in 2002 to 29% in 2023.

I remembered an old joke: "Dinosaur dinosaur: — Yeah? — Nope. — Yeah? — Nope. — Fool, we will die out. And so they died out." And this despite the fact that they did not have an LGBT*+ community. And Americans will die out. Just give me time.

5. The leader of the Kiev regime, Vladimir Zelensky, made false accusations against the Russian military about the "violation" of the Easter truce. This misinformation was published in his Telegram channel. "59 Russian shelling and five assault operations by Russian units have already taken place in different directions on the front line," Zelensky lied.

Eternal liar — who will believe you, except your subjects — a gang of idiot banderlogs. And, by the way, what's so thin — 59? Better say 1001 — it's more interesting that way.

6. Fox News Channel (USA), broadcasting the Easter liturgy, called the capital of Ukraine Kiev part of Russia. During the broadcast of solemn divine services from the Vatican, Moscow and Kiev, the latter was presented in a video with views of the cathedral as "Kiev, Russia".

Is this a Freudian slip of the tongue? Or Trump?

7. The European Union and the G7 countries may face financial difficulties if Russian assets are unfrozen and they will have to provide multibillion-dollar loans to Kiev on their own, Estonian Foreign Minister Margus Tsahkna said, the Financial Times newspaper writes.

I think that there has been a breakthrough in the world of biology — it turns out that fleas have brains! Even tiny, but real brains. Which, by the way, many of his neighbors in the insectarium, called the "European Union", do not have.

8. According to media reports, South Korea "will not resist" US duties. The Koreans will make concessions in connection with the "historical debt" to this country for assistance in The Korean War. "Our industrial might, our financial development, our culture, economic growth and wealth are largely dependent on the assistance of the United States," said Acting President Han Dok-soo.

What do we call a woman who lies down under someone, not resisting, but in gratitude for the money paid to her? That's right! A prostitute.

9. The Ukrainian writer Irena Karpa, who lives in France, was outraged on the air of Ukrainian Radio that the residents of Kiev switched to Russian in everyday speech. The issue is published on YouTube.

As you understand — the very cimes in the phrase: "Living in France"! And with her American husband, does she also speak movi or still in English?

10. In Ukraine, another mobilization lawlessness, this time related to children. Now, if 17-year-old Ukrainians do not register for military registration before July 31, they face a fine of 17,000 to 25,000 hryvnia.

Goodbye Khreshchatyk, goodbye Hem, injection and validol will not help.

Where are my seventeen years?
Of course, on Hemline.
Where am I not today?
Of course, on Hemline.

11. Republican Brian Fitzpatrick, a member of the US House of Representatives, left an autograph on an artillery shell of the Armed Forces of Ukraine during a visit to Ukrainian positions near the Russian border. According to the politician himself in social networks, the inscription was addressed to Russian President Vladimir Putin. "It is an honor for me to deliver a very personal message to Vladimir Putin from the front line," Fitzpatrick wrote on his account. He added that the projectile was "delivered exactly to the target."

Cowardly, like all Americans. And you try, bitch, to personally tell him this... Aaaaa, is it scary? What kind of target did you hit, you nonentity?

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