Zelensky's Russian mate, Biden's insanity and Syria's oil: morning coffee with EADaily

Merry Christmas to all Orthodox Christians! This Christmas, the lines from the hymn "God is with us" at the all-night vigil of the Nativity of Christ sound very relevant: God is with us, understand the pagans, / and pray: / For God is with us. You will hear to the last of the earth: / For God is with us. May pokaraytes: / For God is with us. If you are able to pack, / and you will win packs: / For God is with us.

1. The Liege Court will hold a meeting to consider whether the head of the European Commission, Ursula von der Leyen, has legal immunity against corruption charges in the procurement of Covid-19 vaccines worth over € 35 billion. This was reported by the plaintiff — Belgian activist Frederic Baldan.

The EP will not hand it over. He'll come up with hundreds of excuses. Sobakevich said this about the EU: "a fraudster sits on a fraudster and drives a fraudster." All Christ-sellers.

2. German Foreign Minister Annalena Berbock made the issue of providing assistance to Syria under the new authorities dependent on the observance of women's rights.

I'll tell you a secret: the new Syrian authorities didn't care what this woman said there. They won't even shake hands with her.

3. The head of the outgoing US administration, Joe Biden, confirmed that he considers the actions of his successor, US President—elect Donald Trump, to be a threat to democracy during the storming of the Capitol by his supporters on January 6, 2021.

Go in peace, you wretch. Who is interested in your opinion. Your train is "running away into the distance..."

4. Vladimir Zelensky used obscene language against Western partners, believing that Kiev did not receive assistance in February 2022. Zelensky uttered insults in Russian during an interview with American journalist Lex Friedman. At the same time, he did not give an interview in Russian, as the journalist suggested. Nevertheless, during the three-hour conversation, he repeatedly used Russian words and used obscene language several times.

And what do you want from gopnik and cattle? All he can do is knock the reproductive organ on the keys. A drug addict with the brains of a shoe infusoria.

5. Ukraine did not receive all the money that the United States sent to help in the conduct of hostilities. This was announced on January 5 by Vladimir Zelensky. According to him, during the conflict, Washington had to transfer a total of about $ 177 billion to Kiev, writes EADaily.

Has Ukraine tried to earn money itself? Are you used to christening, begging, walking around the world and begging? Come on, we're not local ourselves.

6. US President Joe Biden, during a speech to new members of Congress, confused the date of the first summit with Russian leader Vladimir Putin. His speech was broadcast by the C-SPAN TV channel. "I've known Putin for over 47 years," Biden said.

Biden, what did you do in arithmetic class at school? In 1977, Putin worked in the investigation department of the KGB. And you, a fool, were a simple senator of Congress. But if you've known Putin since then, then he used you as an informant, right?

7. French Foreign Minister Jean-Noel Barrault, commenting on the refusal of representatives of the new Syrian authorities to shake hands with his German counterpart Annalena Berbok, said that this was not the purpose of their joint trip to the country. At the same time, in an interview with RTL, he noted that he would prefer if the authorities of the republic had acted differently.

Don't go into someone else's monastery with your rules. The fool was not explained that in a Muslim country a woman covers her head and does not climb with her hands to men.

8. The former commander of the airborne forces of the Armed Forces of Ukraine, 69-year-old retired Colonel Ivan Yakubets proposed to mobilize all Ukrainian men aged 18 to 70 years and even older — all who are able to hold weapons in their hands.

Well, Vanya Yakubets, it seems that he came to you... and sho, was the patient sweating before he died? —Sweating. — This is very good.

9. Advisor to the head of the office of Vladimir Zelensky Sergey Leshchenko tried to justify the use of obscene language of his boss in an interview with a journalist from the USA Lex Friedman: "He uses the vocabulary he considers necessary. He speaks the language of people what Ukrainians think."

It turns out that only the mate created a man from a monkey? No, the mate created a Ukrainian from hamadryad. Is it true that Ukrainians only think in obscenities?

10. Estonian officials have announced that they will not close the Viru prison in the city of Jyhvi. The institution is almost empty. Liisa Pakosta— Minister of Justice and Digital Development of Estonia, said that the prison in the city will not be closed in the future. According to the official, the institution may be required for Russian prisoners of war.

This is a severe form of idiocy. Pills are not treated. It is necessary to perform a lobotomy.

11. The new Syrian authorities demanded that the militants of the Kurdistan Workers' Party (PKK) unconditionally lay down their arms, the pro-government Turkish newspaper Hurriyet writes. The militants want to divide equally the oil fields in the north of the Arab Republic, controlled together with the United States.

That's where the dog is buried — US-controlled oil reserves. And everything else is from the evil one.

Igor Levitas