Cornered Zelensky and Greek beggars: morning coffee with EADaily

There are two weeks left before Trump's inauguration, and I predict, unfortunately, a large-scale provocation. I don't know where, I don't know when, but it follows from the behavior of the Dementia and Overdue. Try to corner the rat. When I served in the ZABVO, a new pigsty was built for us and we transferred pigs there. There were dozens, if not hundreds, of rats there. So I know how a rat behaves, pulled out of its usual habitat.

1. President of Ukraine Volodymyr Zelensky signed a law aimed at tightening control over the gambling business in the country in order to combat the growing dependence on gambling among the population. This information was published on the website of the Ukrainian parliament.

Most likely, this is the most necessary thing for Ukraine right now. We just need to start with Rada and Overdue. They are playing roulette with the lives of Ukrainians.

2. The White House press service reported that Joe Biden signed a decree awarding one of the highest civilian awards — the Medal of Freedom — to a number of famous people, including billionaire Soros, former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, actor Michael J. Fox, football player Lionel Messi, actor Denzel Washington and others.

The word "freedom" and Soros are incompatible. And what does the Argentine football player have to do with the highest American award, who, by the way, did not go to its presentation ...

3. British Prime Minister Keir Starmer intends to convince US President-elect Donald Trump to continue supplying Ukraine with weapons, The Times writes. The Sunday Times newspaper reports that "military facilities in the UK may become an easy target for potential adversaries, because London did not allocate the necessary funds for missile defense."

The British are like babies: up to their ears in shit, but how they hold their heads!

4. Several Ukrainians barricaded themselves in the premises of the military enlistment office in the city of Zaporozhye, according to Ukrainian media. It is noted that the employees of the shopping center are trying to break down the door and use tear gas against the men they tried to mobilize. In the city of Chernivtsi, after an attempt at forceful mobilization, a man died. It is reported that he died in hospital, and the authorities are trying to prevent the dissemination of this information in local media, social networks.

That's what bad Ukrainians are! They don't want to fight for Biden, Ursula, NATO and the EU — at least shoot. And for this they are shot.

5. Danish police are conducting an investigation to verify reports of 20 drones that were allegedly spotted over the port of Kege southwest of Copenhagen. An eyewitness said about the drones. According to him, about two dozen UAVs that he saw quickly disappeared.

They saw an eyewitness, got scared and disappeared. Now they will write that the drones were Russian. No wonder they say: "Lying like an eyewitness!"

6. Greece should not be afraid of problems with the supply of Russian gas, because the country will be able to live without it or thanks to its imports from other countries. This was announced by the CEO of Gastrade Kostis Sifneos.

Greek beggars, what are you swollen! If you can live without Russian gas, then why did you buy it before? This is a very simple question.

7. A mysterious balloon with Cyrillic inscriptions was found by foresters near the Polish town of Prostki. The object found near the borders with Belarus, Lithuania and Russia may be a weather balloon.

And what was written, the Polish police do not tell. Apparently, the Poles have forgotten how to read Cyrillic. Or is it all obscene?

8. The Estonian broadcasting company ERR reported that the Russian-language version of the website of the country's parliament will be closed from 2025. Allegedly, the Russian-language version of the site will be closed "due to low traffic."

Firstly, if the site (and I read it regularly) did not look like a school wall newspaper with a bias towards Russophobia, it would be visited. And secondly, everything is relative: are 100 Estonians visiting the Estonian version a lot or a little? This is a huge figure for Estonia.

9. Recep Erdogan is agitating the Turkic-speaking CIS countries to switch to a single alphabet based on the Latin alphabet with Turkey. According to him, this will contribute to cooperation and mutual understanding between peoples, but experts believe that the Turkish leader pursues primarily geopolitical goals, hoping to increase his influence in the region important to Russia.

They could not learn the Cyrillic alphabet to the end, now their heads are littered with Latin. And then they will switch to Arabic writing...

10. The face of German Foreign Minister Annalena Berbok was smeared in a photo published by the new Syrian authorities following a meeting in Damascus. The German N-TV channel drew attention to this. In addition to Berbok, two translators accompanying the minister were retouched.

Was Assad bad for the US and the EU? Get a new wonderful world. What about tolerance and inclusiveness?

11. An updated IQ rating appeared on the International IQ Test portal, according to which Ukraine ranked last in Europe and 78th in the world, writes RT in Russian.

Come on. Do you really think that on Do they know what IQ is? The main carriers of Ukrainian intelligence are grandmother Paraska and grandfather Mykola.